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Ted Connors, AP
New York, New York
Speaking to Chris Matthews and television viewers across America on the hit tv sindicate 'Hardball', American Defence Secretary assistant Jonathon K. Hillbinger announced America's immediate plans to invade Iraq.
Citing the need to "wipe terror from the face of the world," Hillbinger said war was inevitable due to Iraqi President Saddam Hussein's unwillingness to comply with UN resolutions.
"Saddam was given a window of time to prove to the UN and to the whole world that he was serious about disarming his vast array of weapons of mass destruction," Hillbinger said. "Unfortunately, he has not, and had led his people and many of the stupid hippies across the world to believe that he has nothing to hide."
Visibly outraged by the anti-war movement, Hillbinger went on to describe the millions of protesters as "evil", "irrelevant", and "french, spineless clowns."
When asked to explain his outrage towards the "evil hippies", the assistant to Secretary Donald Rumsfeld was quick to offer his take.
"America, and all the free nations of the world are proud to be a part of a democracy, that's what we're all about," said Hillbinger. "For people to be able to protest against the government line is what used to make our country great. Now, they have taken it too far. I'd be lieing if I said my feelings weren't hurt by the protestors stance.
"They are saying things like "no blood for oil" and "we dont want your dirty war," and it's stupid. Their arguement is stupid and it's evil."
In the process of the interview, the assistant persuaded this reporter to comply with his demand that the article be presented in a pro-government fashion.
"I'm sick to the teeth of reading garbage in page 4 editorials about how people have the right to say what's on their mind, the truth is, they shouldn't have that right," exclaimed a very emotional Hillbinger. "When I become President one day, there will be no voice of dissent among my peoples, because I won't allow it to be heard."
Alarmed, CBS cut the interview short of its usual 30 minute slot.
In related news, ratings are expected to increase for tommorow nights broadcast.
New York, New York
Speaking to Chris Matthews and television viewers across America on the hit tv sindicate 'Hardball', American Defence Secretary assistant Jonathon K. Hillbinger announced America's immediate plans to invade Iraq.
Citing the need to "wipe terror from the face of the world," Hillbinger said war was inevitable due to Iraqi President Saddam Hussein's unwillingness to comply with UN resolutions.
"Saddam was given a window of time to prove to the UN and to the whole world that he was serious about disarming his vast array of weapons of mass destruction," Hillbinger said. "Unfortunately, he has not, and had led his people and many of the stupid hippies across the world to believe that he has nothing to hide."
Visibly outraged by the anti-war movement, Hillbinger went on to describe the millions of protesters as "evil", "irrelevant", and "french, spineless clowns."
When asked to explain his outrage towards the "evil hippies", the assistant to Secretary Donald Rumsfeld was quick to offer his take.
"America, and all the free nations of the world are proud to be a part of a democracy, that's what we're all about," said Hillbinger. "For people to be able to protest against the government line is what used to make our country great. Now, they have taken it too far. I'd be lieing if I said my feelings weren't hurt by the protestors stance.
"They are saying things like "no blood for oil" and "we dont want your dirty war," and it's stupid. Their arguement is stupid and it's evil."
In the process of the interview, the assistant persuaded this reporter to comply with his demand that the article be presented in a pro-government fashion.
"I'm sick to the teeth of reading garbage in page 4 editorials about how people have the right to say what's on their mind, the truth is, they shouldn't have that right," exclaimed a very emotional Hillbinger. "When I become President one day, there will be no voice of dissent among my peoples, because I won't allow it to be heard."
Alarmed, CBS cut the interview short of its usual 30 minute slot.
In related news, ratings are expected to increase for tommorow nights broadcast.