Dear fellow doggie biscuit eater, (and doggie bone biter)
What a wonderous day today is.......
FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!!!!
If only your parents would have had a few less drinks that night at the Drunken Canadian Barn Dance, the accident we now know as 'Cujo' could have been avoided. I kid, I kid. But seriously, it's good you're finally 21. I think you're old enough to have one of those kind of 'ceremonies' you've always wanted in Hawaii now. Good luck with that.
PS - Happy Birthday
PSPS - You Suck
PSPSPS - I kid, you dont suck.
PSPSPSPS - Ok, you really do suck.