Happy Birthday, bonocomet!

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A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, a young man became restless with his life on a distant planet. Despite the years spent there, he felt he still hadn't found what he was looking for. He had been watching planet Earth, with their mysterious ways, and finally the day came when his desire was too much, and with a shout, he fell from the sky to hopefully find peace on Earth.

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He at first tried honest work. Work that would make him feel proud and satisfied.

He tried to be a cowboy...
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...a farmer...
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...a weatherman...
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...a pilot...
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...a city planner...
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...a hotel proprietor...
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...the Vice President of the United States (okay, maybe that wasn't so very honest, he thought belatedly)...
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... but none of these occupations exhilarated him.


He turned to sports, to tire and relax his body.

There was boxing...
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...professional wrestling...
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...he joined a marching band...
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...but none of these pursuits was what he was looking for either.
 
He turned to more artsy pursuits, to focus his mind.

There were jobs as a cake decorator...
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...a horticulturist...
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...a wedding planner...
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...and still these occupations were not fulfilling to him.


He tried music, surrendering to his creative side.

Flute...
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...piano...
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...guitar...
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And while some instruments were more fun to play than others, they didn't quite satisfy his needs either.


So he tried a few risque' vocations, to stretch and broaden his horizons.

Phone sex operator...
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...porn movie director...
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...pole dancer...
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...drag queen...
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And though he felt closer to finding what he was looking for, he hadn't found the thing he desired more than anything in the whole world.
 
But then, one day, out of the blue, what he'd been looking for, pursuing, hit him like a song... the ONE!

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Uh, no, sorry comet!!! PSYCHE!!!

It was this...

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And he lived happily ever after.

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The end.
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;)

But have a fabulous birthday anyway comet!!! :kiss: :hug: (Not even going to say happy 50th either, aren't I kind?)

Love! :heart:
Mots

***lashings of apologies for the horrible Paint job!***
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L.M.A.O.

:applaud: :lol: Well that is a perfect ending if you ask me. :wink:

Can I have that phone number tho pleze? Thanx. :shifty:

Thank you Mot! Our blue-crack story-teller extraordinaire! :D

Oh and yes, you are very kind. You are a smart cookie. :p
 
And here's a present from me to you, my bonopervetwinsis. :giggle:

Just stare... and let your mind wander... :shifty:

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:drool:

Happy day! :wink:
 
Ooh..not seen that picture before. Can you point me in the direction of the whole thing? Or the article it's from?

ps. Happy birthday Bonocomet
 
Happy Birthday. I'll have to look through my collection of photos for birthday presents. Granted, you might have all of them!:wave:
 
and now, a retrospective of other things that are in their 50's! Welcome to the club Comet!! :wave:


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ah, the days of flowing locks...

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"I'm serious Comet, a birthday is always a good thing! It beats the alternative!"

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"Hand over my heart, would I lie to you?"
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"Come on Comet girl, give us a smile!":sexywink:
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"whaddya mean you're numb all over? It's just a number!" :hyper:
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"Would it make you happy if I swore my undying devotion to you?"
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"I can do that, but, I'm gonna need some liquid refreshments!"
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Forgot to say Happy B'day to the Comette, as well! Comet, would U please tell her 4 me :wave:
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Happy Birthday to ALL the wild things, hee!! :applaud:
 

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