BoMac
Self-righteous bullshitter
I found a list of the funniest American college football names for 2006. I thought it would be funny to find other funny or odd sports names. Here is the 2006 American college funniest names:
OFFENSE:
QB: Jim Bob Cooter (Tennessee) - the gold standard for student-athletes. Future Neckcar driver.
RB: Richie Rich (North Carolina)
RB: Jimmy Johns (Alabama) - his "son" a former Dallas Cowboys coach.
WR: De'Cody Fagg (Florida State) - doomed from the start.
WR: Darius Passmore (Marshall) - should be a QB.
TE: Kyle Sackrider (Michigan State) - that's just unfortunate...
OL: Shelley Smith (Colorado State)
OL: Joe Girardi (Miami) - Marlins manager doubling as UM lineman???
OL: Joseph Joseph (Louisiana-Monroe) - not a lot of creativity in this one...
OL: Hercules Satele (Hawaii)
OL: Jason Alexander (San Diego State)
DEFENSE:
DL: Colin Ferrell (Kent State)
DL: Avery Hannibal (Mississippi State) - gotta have this facemask...
DL: David Escobar (Ohio) - is this the guy that drugged up Frank Solich?
DL: LeQuantum McDonald (Baylor)
LB: Ian Handshy (Kansas)
LB: John Mark Patrick (Troy) - I don't trust people with two first names, nevermind three!
LB: Billy Ray (West Virginia) - must be very confusing...
DB: Christian Okoye (Tulane) - Nigerian Nigthmare, Part II???
DB: Sir Darean Adams (Michigan State) - umm, "Sir"?
DB: Knowledge Timmons (Penn State) - will he graduate?
DB: Ray Ray McElrathbey (Clemson)
P/K: Keith Toogood (Texas Tech) - this guy better have balls of steel...
HONORABLE MENTION:
TE Vincent Chase (SMU) - must be the center of every party
WR Maserati Jemison (Arizona State)
QB John Van Dam (Michigan State) - must.. know.. middle.. name..
DL Untavious Scott (Troy)
OFFENSE:
QB: Jim Bob Cooter (Tennessee) - the gold standard for student-athletes. Future Neckcar driver.
RB: Richie Rich (North Carolina)
RB: Jimmy Johns (Alabama) - his "son" a former Dallas Cowboys coach.
WR: De'Cody Fagg (Florida State) - doomed from the start.
WR: Darius Passmore (Marshall) - should be a QB.
TE: Kyle Sackrider (Michigan State) - that's just unfortunate...
OL: Shelley Smith (Colorado State)
OL: Joe Girardi (Miami) - Marlins manager doubling as UM lineman???
OL: Joseph Joseph (Louisiana-Monroe) - not a lot of creativity in this one...
OL: Hercules Satele (Hawaii)
OL: Jason Alexander (San Diego State)
DEFENSE:
DL: Colin Ferrell (Kent State)
DL: Avery Hannibal (Mississippi State) - gotta have this facemask...
DL: David Escobar (Ohio) - is this the guy that drugged up Frank Solich?
DL: LeQuantum McDonald (Baylor)
LB: Ian Handshy (Kansas)
LB: John Mark Patrick (Troy) - I don't trust people with two first names, nevermind three!
LB: Billy Ray (West Virginia) - must be very confusing...
DB: Christian Okoye (Tulane) - Nigerian Nigthmare, Part II???
DB: Sir Darean Adams (Michigan State) - umm, "Sir"?
DB: Knowledge Timmons (Penn State) - will he graduate?
DB: Ray Ray McElrathbey (Clemson)
P/K: Keith Toogood (Texas Tech) - this guy better have balls of steel...
HONORABLE MENTION:
TE Vincent Chase (SMU) - must be the center of every party
WR Maserati Jemison (Arizona State)
QB John Van Dam (Michigan State) - must.. know.. middle.. name..
DL Untavious Scott (Troy)
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