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[Bonoa]

I'm getting really hungry reading all this!

 

[purpleoscar]

More meals for the ladies starting with a cocktail:

Main course:

For dessert:

I guess this image will stop me from drinking my favorite tea with tapioca balls from now on.

 

[Bonoa]

^^ And a cigarette afterwards!

 

[purpleoscar]

^^ And a cigarette afterwards!

I guess so:

Boy they really have a dog poo problem on this site:

 

[bono_212]

More meals for the ladies starting with a cocktail:

Funny enough, after all the others, it was the banana one that made me laugh the hardest.

 

[purpleoscar]

Trying to protect themselves from "interference"

Here's something for the House fans:

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[Vlad n U 2]

This thread should never die.

 

[purpleoscar]

Why not hit 2 birds with one stone?:

Waste not, want not:

Ouch!

Well that was a short trip:

Pirate yoga:

 

[Purplereign]

This thread should never die.

oh ditto . . . to much fun

that house quote

 

[purpleoscar]

Rap music has a bad rape, OH I mean rap.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

It's the Top 40's assault on the non-brainwashed music listening population.

 

[theedgeu2]

 

[purpleoscar]

It's the Top 40's assault on the non-brainwashed music listening population.

I have to listen to the radio 8 hours a day at work. I hear Bad Romance 4 times a day.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

I have to listen to the radio 8 hours a day at work. I hear Bad Romance 4 times a day.

You need a weapon.

 

[purpleoscar]

You need a weapon.

Here's a weapon:

and something for lunch:

 

[purpleoscar]

Some more funny signage

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Some more funny signage

How could you do this CIA?

 

[bono_212]

I don't even really find that one funny, just sad .

 

[purpleoscar]

How could you do this CIA?

They are very slippery and crafty.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

I hope that they are indeed not referring to Bon Jovi.

 

[ShipOfFools]

I hope that they are indeed not referring to Bon Jovi.

Yeah, those slippery guys aren't very crafty, are they?

This whole thread is win. I'm laughing my head off here.

 

[hcbiggs2002]

Oh please stop, I'm dying of laughter here! Haven't laughed this hard in a long time!!

I found the following pic several years ago from the same site....I'd certainly would have serious doubts about shopping in this store.....

 

[purpleoscar]

Oh please stop, I'm dying of laughter here! Haven't laughed this hard in a long time!!

I found the following pic several years ago from the same site....I'd certainly would have serious doubts about shopping in this store.....

I guess this is slightly more incognito than this store:

 

[purpleoscar]

Stating the obvious:

Another fabulous menu:

People will use sex to sell anything:

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Stating the obvious:

Another fabulous menu:

People will use sex to sell anything:

These are all great.

 

[purpleoscar]

Dangerous Hotel

 

[65980]

Here are a few classics:

One of my favorites was the sign in a Japanese Hotel that read: "You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid."

Obviously, here in Taiwan, I encounter strange English on a regular basis. When I first came here, there was a popular brand of scooter that could be seen everywhere, whose logo read: "We reach for the skies... and neither does civilization."

 

[Purplereign]

. . . this place always cheers me up

 

[purpleoscar]

One of my favorites was the sign in a Japanese Hotel that read: "You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid."

Obviously, here in Taiwan, I encounter strange English on a regular basis. When I first came here, there was a popular brand of scooter that could be seen everywhere, whose logo read: "We reach for the skies... and neither does civilization."

It makes you wonder what kind of dictionary they are using.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Even Google Translate would've made more sense.