MandyMarie
Acrobat
True story!
Saturday I walked out to the mailbox and got my mail out. I was opening and reading everything as I was walking back to the house. I had a package, so I opened it and reached in. I felt something really squishy... WTF?? I looked inside... "Ho-ly Shit!" So I looked on the front of the envelope and it was addressed to my neighbor across the street. All I could say was OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG!
So what was in the package, you ask?? Drum roll please...
It was a SEX TOY. Yes, that's right, a SEX TOY. For men. It was a squishy jelly tube with a, erm... anus on one end and lips on the other. Along with a couple of Adam and Eve catalogs. My face was so freaking red! My hubby said he sure as hell wasn't gonna give it to him, and I needed to go knock on the door and give it to the guy.
When it got dark outside, hubby went to place the package in the neighbor's mailbox, and of course the neighbor drove up the street right then, so hubby ducked behind a bush! I will never be able to look at my poor neighbor the same again!
Saturday I walked out to the mailbox and got my mail out. I was opening and reading everything as I was walking back to the house. I had a package, so I opened it and reached in. I felt something really squishy... WTF?? I looked inside... "Ho-ly Shit!" So I looked on the front of the envelope and it was addressed to my neighbor across the street. All I could say was OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG!
So what was in the package, you ask?? Drum roll please...
It was a SEX TOY. Yes, that's right, a SEX TOY. For men. It was a squishy jelly tube with a, erm... anus on one end and lips on the other. Along with a couple of Adam and Eve catalogs. My face was so freaking red! My hubby said he sure as hell wasn't gonna give it to him, and I needed to go knock on the door and give it to the guy.
When it got dark outside, hubby went to place the package in the neighbor's mailbox, and of course the neighbor drove up the street right then, so hubby ducked behind a bush! I will never be able to look at my poor neighbor the same again!