Dance For Me Tastelessly

[u2popmofo]

Stand in the place where you live, now face west.

 

[AvsGirl41]

My pasties are itching.

Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand...

 

[Edgeman]

Here's a joke for ya....

What has two thumbs and loves blowjobs?

*double thumb point to himself*

THIS GUY!!!

"I like Big Butts And I Don't Know Why!"

"No Other Brother Can Deny!"

 

[zonelistener]

My pasties are itching too.

 

[cujo]

Zoney you and your pasties... will we ever hear the end?

Not likely... you seriously need to consider a material less chaffing than sequins or tinsel... just do what I do.

Jello all the way.

Slow dance till we all break dance.
kick the grove biotch.

 

[u2popmofo]

I cant dance,
I cant talk,
The only thing about me is the way that I walk

I just quoted Genesis. I hate myself.

 

[cujo]

You can tell by the way
I roll shortee,
that I'm a manwhorin' cat,
no time to chat...

I just paraphrased the BeeGees. I love myself.

 

[u2popmofo]

Stray Cat Strut I'm a ladies' guy

 

[Schmeg]

I'll teach you the Electric Slide

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

*i wanna rock with you* (disco dances to M.Jackson off the wall cd)

 

[Edgeman]

* dances seductivly with Miss Velvet*

 

[Cleasai]

*i wanna rock with you* (disco dances to M.Jackson off the wall cd)

Did someone say disco dance? *shows up with pants two sizes too small with massive gold chains peaking out of his unbuttoned shirt*

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

 

[cujo]

Hey dude, you totally stole my old avatar.

Good work

Anyone wanna hit the wet bar, and groove till it's 4:30 in the afternoon?

 

[ouizy]

love the RIO reference...

 

[u2popmofo]

I move in mysterious ways

 

[cujo]

I wear lemon.

lemon for men.

Better than the axe-effect I tell you...

Now be drawn to my lemony-freshness.

And get down to the funky drummer.

yo.

 

[u2popmofo]

Dance, M.F., Dance


The Violent Femmes would be proud of me

 

[cujo]

You roll with the best...
don't settle for the rest,
anyone else care to attest?
Move down the line,
there's plenty of room,
Move down the line,
keep pumpin' the groove.
Don't ask the questions,
just enjoy the time,
swing by later,
and you can be mine.

 

[Edgeman]

I'm a hustler baby!

 

[cujo]

You are truly Zen
at my dancing den...


Anyone up for a round?
I'm buying for the whole crowd...
drinks for pimps and ho's,
and maybe a Shirley Temple...
for my dear old pal Moflo.

 

[AvsGirl41]

Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

 

[Edgeman]

*Does the Night At The Roxbury head dance thing*

 

[AvsGirl41]

*Does the Night At The Roxbury head dance thing*

Hey, you wanna dance? You wanna dance? No, your cool? Ok!

 

[Edgeman]

Me? Him? Me? Him? Me? Alright!

*bumps his dance partner with his crotch violently*

 

[Schmeg]

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

 

[Edgeman]

Good job

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

glad you approve.

 

[Edgeman]

Now SHAKE IT!!!