Ban the Low Riders...

[BVS]

If you can see the butt crack, the pubic hairs, or worse, they're too low.

And if they wear a thong you won't see crack, and if they shave you won't see hair. You see, you can't make something so ambiguous and stupid a law.

 

[BAW]

And just who sets the standards? How much thong has to show for it to be obscene? 1 inch, 2 inches? What's next, tickets for visible panty lines or nipples showing through a T-shirt?

And you can't single out a certain age group or clothing style either...my Uncle Jack is in his 60's and because of his body type, has been showing his butt crack as long as I can remember. Would he be ticketed too?

This is beyond absurd.

 

[BluberryPoptart]

Oh whatever. Let the damn things fall off in a crowd.