BoMac
Self-righteous bullshitter
Such as pets and so on.
I once spent over a year teaching English to elementary school kids in China. Whenever I had a kindergarten or 1st grade class we had to give them English names that they could, if they wanted to, use their entire scholastic career.
So in one 1st grade class I had I decided to get creative. Our first class together I looked around the class and saw this short, talkative child. I named him "Bono". Next to him there was this child who rarely smiled and was serious all the time. I named him "Larry". Then there was this kid with a goatee....no actually I saw a child who, from the first day, had a book in his hand(even at 6 years old!) so I named him "Dave". Finally, I had a student in that very class with glasses so I called him "Adam".
I had a lot of fun that semester. I chuckled to myself everytime I said: "Bono, please be quiet." or "Bono, stop moving around."
That was over 4 years ago and I sometimes wonder if they kept their names.
I once spent over a year teaching English to elementary school kids in China. Whenever I had a kindergarten or 1st grade class we had to give them English names that they could, if they wanted to, use their entire scholastic career.
So in one 1st grade class I had I decided to get creative. Our first class together I looked around the class and saw this short, talkative child. I named him "Bono". Next to him there was this child who rarely smiled and was serious all the time. I named him "Larry". Then there was this kid with a goatee....no actually I saw a child who, from the first day, had a book in his hand(even at 6 years old!) so I named him "Dave". Finally, I had a student in that very class with glasses so I called him "Adam".
I had a lot of fun that semester. I chuckled to myself everytime I said: "Bono, please be quiet." or "Bono, stop moving around."
That was over 4 years ago and I sometimes wonder if they kept their names.