Zoots
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Oh and zoots... lock and ban? Who the fuck are you?
Kieran
Oh and zoots... lock and ban? Who the fuck are you?
This actually reminds me of that time i killed a family of immigrants who were staying at my house. They weren't bad people, really, just different and weird. I had them over working on a project on the grounds of my estate. Once they finished, to my liking, i really had no more use for them.
I started by cutting off grandmas head and putting it in the fish tank, she liked my fish so much i thought it would be fitting if they swam inside her open mouth and ate her eyeballs. I buried grandpa in the backyard alive, i left him a small breathing tube so he could live long enough for the maggots to eat away at him. The children annoyed me to no end, luckily they were small enough to fit in my oven so i slow baked them along with a nice stuffed roast.
Mother and father were pretty nice people who did the most work without complaint. I was going to let them go free until i realized they knew just enough english to tell the authorities on me. Fair enough, i sliced them into pieces in the dining room and the kitchen and wherever they ran in their last few terror filled moments before they bled out. I left the fathers penis in the mail box along with the mothers breast, as a simple remind to Floyd the fucking mailman; dont deliver my mail to the neighbors house again (or vice versa) or youre next motherfucker. Floyd has since been very diligent in his postal duties.
Now it seems i will need another family of immigrants over to work on cleaning and repainting the inside of my house. The blood and flesh just won't wash away like it used to. Such irony....Would you care for some desert?
Area man Morris Ebert has been "literally screaming" for days now, according to neighbours and friends of the retired historian.
The man started screaming early Monday morning, and so far shows no sign of abating, a neighbour says.
Another, who walks his dog past the man's house each morning, confirmed that the shrill ranting and obscenties were 'going gangbusters'.
Nobody has seen the man, 53, since Sunday, and no lights have appeared in his windows since last week. Nonetheless, the screaming is constant, vigorous and unrelenting.
Somebody photoshop Kieran's head onto Superman's body, please please please!
provide me with the head and I shall do your bidding