Alan Partridge

[Ellay]

I Was watching a repeat of Alan Partridge on UKTV Gold last night.

Alan pretends he's a personal friend of Bono, and is trying to dupe his girlfriend into thinking a National Trust Mansion is Bono's house.



Alans Girlfriend - So who who's are all these cars?
Alan - They're Bono's. He's got the worlds largest collection of Hatchbacks.


Alan (to fake Bono) - How's the Edge?
Fake Bono - the Edge is feene.
Alan's PA - How's Adam Clayton?
Fake Bono - Adam Clayton is feene
Alan : How's..... the drummer?
Fake Bono - The drummer's feene

Alans girlfriend - He's not Bono is he
Alan - no
Alan to Fake Bono - Are they your mum's cataract glasses?


Classic

 

[waynetravis]

 

[Miricale_Drug]

that is very funny... i haven't seen in ages

 

[1stepcloser]

Ellay - I know this is totally off topic but in your avatar, is that a picture of 'Bono' chocolate biscuits? If so, i remember seeing some of them in Tenerife once. i had my picture taken with them, they weren't very nice though lol.

Partridge is quality.

 

[Ellay]

Ellay - I know this is totally off topic but in your avatar, is that a picture of 'Bono' chocolate biscuits? If so, i remember seeing some of them in Tenerife once. i had my picture taken with them, they weren't very nice though lol.

Partridge is quality.

Yeah strawberry flavour,

I actually found them in a shop in Cuba last year.

I brought a packet back home with me for the sole purpose of taking a picture to turn into my avatar. I am insane.

 

[1stepcloser]

lol

i put on some bono-esque sunglasses when i had my picture taken with them, how sad is that.

 

[TheQuiet1]

I thought they were dog biscuits

 

[WalkOn21]

Alans Girlfriend - So who who's are all these cars?
Alan - They're Bono's. He's got the worlds largest collection of Hatchbacks.


Alan (to fake Bono) - How's the Edge?
Fake Bono - the Edge is feene.
Alan's PA - How's Adam Clayton?
Fake Bono - Adam Clayton is feene
Alan : How's..... the drummer?
Fake Bono - The drummer's feene

Alans girlfriend - He's not Bono is he
Alan - no
Alan to Fake Bono - Are they your mum's cataract glasses?

Hmm, sounds pretty funny. Not what I'm used to from Steve Coogan. I watched the first season of "I'm Alan Partridge" and it nearly bored me to death.

 

[LemonAid]

Alan - They're Bono's. He's got the worlds largest collection of Hatchbacks.

Classic

That whole episode is classic....

But you have to love the details!

 

[Aardvark747]

"Oh yes of course, Sunday Bloody Sunday. What a great song - really highlights the typical sunday. U Gotta get outta bed, make the kids breakfasts, wash the car and u think - "Sunday, Bloody Sunday!"

 

[Booyah]

"Oh yes of course, Sunday Bloody Sunday. What a great song - really highlights the typical sunday. U Gotta get outta bed, make the kids breakfasts, wash the car and u think - "Sunday, Bloody Sunday!"

Love this. Then the Irish TV producer says "That song is about a massacre."

Alan replies "Is it? Urgh... [disgusted look]. Well I'm never playing that again..."

 

[Ellay]

Alans girlfriend - So is this bono's house?

Alan - yes, in fact he wrote half the Joshua tree over there, And he wrote the other half............... (points to the other side of the room), ......over there..

 

[WalkOn21]

Which series / episode is this?

 

[Aardvark747]

Series 2.