I Was watching a repeat of Alan Partridge on UKTV Gold last night.
Alan pretends he's a personal friend of Bono, and is trying to dupe his girlfriend into thinking a National Trust Mansion is Bono's house.
Alans Girlfriend - So who who's are all these cars?
Alan - They're Bono's. He's got the worlds largest collection of Hatchbacks.
Alan (to fake Bono) - How's the Edge?
Fake Bono - the Edge is feene.
Alan's PA - How's Adam Clayton?
Fake Bono - Adam Clayton is feene
Alan : How's..... the drummer?
Fake Bono - The drummer's feene
Alans girlfriend - He's not Bono is he
Alan - no
Alan to Fake Bono - Are they your mum's cataract glasses?
Classic
Alan pretends he's a personal friend of Bono, and is trying to dupe his girlfriend into thinking a National Trust Mansion is Bono's house.
Alans Girlfriend - So who who's are all these cars?
Alan - They're Bono's. He's got the worlds largest collection of Hatchbacks.
Alan (to fake Bono) - How's the Edge?
Fake Bono - the Edge is feene.
Alan's PA - How's Adam Clayton?
Fake Bono - Adam Clayton is feene
Alan : How's..... the drummer?
Fake Bono - The drummer's feene
Alans girlfriend - He's not Bono is he
Alan - no
Alan to Fake Bono - Are they your mum's cataract glasses?
Classic