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They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back? it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids. they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am...

stop right there, "whortense" (if that is your real name). *i* am the one who brings joy to all, not you. why are you usurping my role? (you usurper :sad: ) (mmm....usyrup....)

Hey baby. :flirt:

:angry: (Ignore this post)

Made you look. :angry:

Mmm...mushy hotdog. *licks lips, groans "Can I have some?"

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Ladies...ladies! Stop fighting. I can't take the fighting. Please....the fighting. My ears...the fighting. OMG....ladies...the fiiiighting. Stop. Stooooop. :sad: *this message was brought to you by Betsy Wetsy and the Little Plastic Potty (Bathtub Division). Making sure that every doll...

You would, you whore. Just wait...just wait, Malibu Whortense, when TC finds out about your affair with Julian, your lover will end up dead and your husband will be in jail...and it will be all your fault! :cute:

i have a new private message, but i can't view it. :angry: if only i were a premium member like melon? but, yes, bitch, this is a five-star thread. :up:

me of course! i really am easy! :angry:

whortenses 2: the attack of the clones france, a.d. 599-600 hortense, being a ripe old age of 23, had been married twice, and bore 12 children, 5 of which were stillborn and 3 of which she ate, having not been properly caged separately from her young. her first husband, hardecanute, was...

because bathtime fun whortense has a day job, unlike her gold-digging sister, malibu whortense, who is busy leeching off of malibu david hasselhoff. how else am i to raise my 25 bathtime fun children, and prepare them all for a harvard education? they won't turn to anyone else, because they...

you insensitive crack whore... want to go out on a date? :angry:

this question is utter gibberish. it would be like asking, "since the sky is blue, why does my cat urinate in my mouth?" just because you can divide time into infinite segments is independent of the fact that time, in fact, does advance. it is my view, however, that time is a cultural...

because amy sedaris looks a lot like me. :angry:

it is more of a question of sexual identity than sexual orientation. some people sincerely believe that they were meant to be the opposite sex than what they are, and feel most comfortable as that sex. this is wholly independent of sexual orientation and attraction issues. i'm a very happy...

a blow up sex doll. maybe one named "butch" or something. then you can inflate it, and bounce it all around. people like that kind of stuff. :angry:

she is my teacher and mentor. i like to try on all the dildos and vibrators on myself, and then i pass them on to her to show that they aren't dangerous to use. she doesn't like defective sex toys.

because i am loud, obnoxious, and verbally abusive. people all think that the quiet, sensitive, and caring guys are all gay. of course, that doesn't explain why you have a lesbian attraction to me; perhaps it is from my very manly attributes?

someone meegannie knows. of course.

he's pms-ing.

eating continental pheasant with bearess and countess chocula. of course.