Recent content by Dwight Schrute

Some of these pictures are really great, but others not so much.

perhaps I could take Peta a bit more seriously if they didn't use tactics that are out of the Westboro Baptist Church playbook.

I had to walk from one building to another in sweltering heat and started sweating profusely. Um, hello I went to college so I didn't have to sweat at work like most slobs out there.

Fact: The new color should be beet red.

Does anyone here know how to properly use a comma? Ex: Shut the hell up, asshole. Why on earth would anyone think this is the proper way to use it? Lets step it up and use the proper grammar.

All of these episodes were written before the strike. The strike also doesn't explain the craptasticness of this show all of last season too. It's time to mercy kill this show before it can get any worse. It's like Angela's cat, time to be put out of it's misery and into the freezer.

It doesn't matter what is being shaved. How is the act of shaving a turn on? Being shaved is a legit turn on. Shaving - not so much.

getting her to shave you? um, shaving is about as unhot as it can possibly get. Would having someone shave your legs for you turn you on? :yuck:

Teenage girls could start being nicer to one another, that would probably help out an awful lot. There are many teenage girls that are just downright evil bitches in what they say and do to other girls.

Why on earth would you want to live near the Jersey Shore? I've seen True Life: Summer at the Jersey Shore it ain't pretty unless you like wifebeaters and cheetos.

This show is a epic trainwreck. It went from being a quality, witty show to one of absolute horrid crap.

Especially since you apparently have a poor relationship with your mother.

This is the worst question in the history of questions.

I'm going to give her a spanking that she won't soon forget.