Selective Quoting...
Mikal I think his point is that U2 have spent so much money on this tour that they didn't really need too!
Well, of course no one
"needs to" spend loads of cash putting on a giant tour. But by that rationale, all non-utilitarian activity - all art, all music, all entertainment, all sports - should be banned because no on
"needs to" do them and the money could be used for more utilitarian purposes. A silly argument that, if put into effect, would destroy all that is most beautiful, creative, and meaningful in human culture. Utilitarianism is a recipe for cultural death.
That said, it really is necessary to read the whole Byrne post in full. It was indeed quite tongue-in-cheek, and just reading the first couple of posts on this thread makes it out to be more critical than it was by eliminating the entire first paragraph, and the last line of the post.
Here's the whole thing (with key phrases in bold):
Thank You U2!
Mark E pointed out as we prepped for our show last night in Warsaw (at a not so big club/venue called Stodoła) that these undersized dates are in effect being subsidized by U2’s world tour.
The promoter of these dates, and of much of the U2 stadium tour, is Live Nation, the global conglomerate.
A venue like Stodoła could not possibly afford to pay for us, the catering, or even their local crew given the relatively small number of tickets to be sold here — and it’s not even an “exclusive” VIP-type venue. It’s not like they can charge $200 a seat and make up their losses that way — this is a standing room club… with a floor made of plywood.
So in order to book our date, they must (we figure) be losing money now, then making it up with what they expect to earn on the upcoming U2 stadium dates.
Those stadium shows may possibly be the most extravagant and expensive (production-wise) ever: $40 million to build the stage and, having done the math, we estimate 200 semi trucks crisscrossing Europe for the duration. It could be professional envy speaking here, but it sure looks like, well, overkill, and just a wee bit out of balance given all the starving people in Africa and all. Or maybe it’s the fact that we were booted off our Letterman spot so U2 could keep their exclusive week-long run that’s making me less than charitable?
Take your pick — but thanks, guys!
So, while teasingly mocking the largeness of U2's tour and the expense - and its depriving Africa of salvation! - Byrne is actually thanking them for effectively providing the financial foundation for Live Nation to even be able to promote Byrne's and his current band's gigs in Warsaw.
Besides, as anyone who's seen Stop Making Sense (a kind of proto-ZooTV), knows, Byrne is no stranger to elaborate and expensive stage shows (at least for the time in which they took place in 1983).