Shuttlecock! Part VII - Harry Muffin and the Shuttler's Cock

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I sort of liked Scumbo's The Unforgettable Liar

 

[phillyfan26]

The Unforgettable Cock

1. A Sort Of Cock Coming
2. Pride (In The Name Of Cock)
3. Wiry Cock
4. The Unforgettable Cock
5. (A Rally Is Like A) Promenade
6. Cocks of July
7. Bad Serve
8. Indian Summer Cocks
9. Elvis Presley's Cock And America
10. MLKock

9. David Freeman and America

 

[LemonMelon]

Little over reliant on the cock there, ElMel.

Yeah, I know. Problem is, a number of them were established during that awkward period a couple weeks ago when there were hardly any badminton references being made. Any suggestions?

 

[LMP]

This is the second time that he doesn't give a FUCK about what's goin' on in front of the camera.

McG, what do you think of this?

Shuttlecock references Dalton frequently, don't they? Red Cock, Red Cock Mining Town, Indian Summer Cock, Native Cock?

Who's Gonna Shuttle Your Wild Cocks, too.

 

[LemonMelon]

I sort of liked Scumbo's The Unforgettable Liar

I actually like that a lot better. The Unforgettable Fire is easy to parody, but if it rhymes too?

David Freeman And America and The Unforgettable Liar would even it up a bit in the cock vs. badminton department.

 

[lazarus]

The Unforgettable Cock

1. A Sort Of Cock Coming
2. Pride (In The Name Of Cock)
3. Wiry Cock
4. The Unforgettable Cock
5. (A Rally Is Like A) Promenade
6. Cocks of July
7. Bad Serve
8. Indian Summer Cocks
9. Elvis Presley's Cock And America
10. MLKock

Racquetwire for #3, and I think I suggested Gatorade, but that might be a stretch. How about:

5. Powerjuice

Also, isn't 7. Bad(minton)?

 

[impy13]

Also, isn't 7. Bad(minton)?

It most certainly is.

How is the leak saga up to nine threads and we're only up to seven? Incredible.

 

[phillyfan26]

I just found what "what car do you drive?" thread and noticed that Laz mentioned driving a Volvo wagon at one point. I was about to say, "Hey, that's what I drive now!" until I saw his next comment about hating the newer, rounded off ones. Oh.

 

[lazarus]

It most certainly is.

How is the leak saga up to nine threads and we're only up to seven? Incredible.

Yeah, but considering how many people are in that thing, I think what we've created here is even more impressive.

 

[phillyfan26]

It most certainly is.

How is the leak saga up to nine threads and we're only up to seven? Incredible.

The Cock Force consists of about 15 people. There are many of them, including foreigners who post purely to fuck around with their small minds.

 

[lazarus]

I just found what "what car do you drive?" thread and noticed that Laz mentioned driving a Volvo wagon at one point. I was about to say, "Hey, that's what I drive now!" until I saw his next comment about hating the newer, rounded off ones. Oh.

I hate everything you stand for.

 

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The Unforgettable Liar is making me chuckle.

 

[phillyfan26]

I hate everything you stand for.

"I hate so much about the things you choose to be..."

 

[LemonMelon]

Cockengers: Original Badminton Tournaments 1

1. United Colours Of Cock
2. Sluggish Serve
3. Your Blue Balls
4. Always Forever Rally
5. A Different Kind Of Slice
6. Service Sequence
7. Miss Cockajevo
8. Ito Okocki
9. One Fault Warning
10. Racquet (These Cocks Are Way Too Long)
11. Elvis Cocked America
12. Cock 180 (Theme From Lance's Mom)
13. Theme From The Serve
14. Theme From Cocks Go Native

 

[impy13]

Yeah, but considering how many people are in that thing, I think what we've created here is even more impressive.

The Cock Force consists of about 15 people. There are many of them, including foreigners who post purely to fuck around with their small minds.

Very true, both.

So what, is Cock Force the name of our Click [sic]?

 

[LMP]

Very true, both.

So what, is Cock Force the name of our Click [sic]?

You fucking did it, great job.

I can now erase your name off of Boner's door.

 

[phillyfan26]

Very true, both.

So what, is Cock Force the name of our Click [sic]?

I called us the Cock Force once when I came in and just stuck with it. There are plenty of names for us.

 

[LMP]

Do we measure the force of the Cock Force in newcocks or cocktons?

 

[martha]

One of those songs is Native Cock, which I'd not listened to in quite a while. For fuck's sake, it blows Squirtigo right out of the water. In case you have not noticed, I rarely have anything truly negative to say about Shuttlecock; that's just the way it is...but the influence (Muffin Jr.? Steve Lillycock?) that lead them to swap out Native Cock for Squirtigo rankles just a little....and, I even like Squirtigo for what it is, especially Live....but Native Cock fucking rocks.

I read somewhere that Boner preferred Squirtigo to NC. He said he couldn't see himself singing NC for the next decade or something like that.

I don't think it was Harry or Steve.

 

[impy13]

I can now erase your name off of Boner's door.

I fucking KNEW it was you. I don't know where you got the airfare, but that's a hefty price just to spite me.

He said he couldn't see himself singing NC for the next decade or something like that.

I really hope he doesn't wind up singing "Squirtigo" for another two tours.

 

[LemonMelon]

I read somewhere that Boner preferred Squirtigo to NC. He said he couldn't see himself singing NC for the next decade or something like that.

I don't think it was Harry or Steve.

I don't see how someone who's been alive longer than a decade could sing Squirtigo.

 

[LMP]

I fucking KNEW it was you. I don't know where you got the airfare, but that's a hefty price just to spite me.

You broke my heart!

Where's my Fantastic Four link, cockstain?

 

[phillyfan26]

I read somewhere that Boner preferred Squirtigo to NC. He said he couldn't see himself singing NC for the next decade or something like that.

I don't think it was Harry or Steve.

Boner also has said he would never, ever publicly play, record, or release the song he wrote about his father. He's been known to have his mind changed.

 

[impy13]

Where's my Fantastic Four link, cockstain?

http://www.u2interference.com/forums/f293/fantastic-4-looks-like-shit-132910.html

BOO YA

 

[martha]

Boner also has said he would never, ever publicly play, record, or release the song he wrote about his father. He's been known to have his mind changed.

Oh, I know. I remember him saying he would never sing One Tree Hill live, and then he sang it at the last 'Cock stadium show I went to.

All I'm saying is that's why Squirtigo was chosen over NC. That's all.

 

[LMP]

http://www.u2interference.com/forums/f293/fantastic-4-looks-like-shit-132910.html

BOO YA

Sweet sassy molassy, thanks.

 

[phillyfan26]

Oh, I know. I remember him saying he would never sing One Tree Hill live, and then he sang it at the last 'Cock stadium show I went to.

All I'm saying is that's why Squirtigo was chosen over NC. That's all.

Yes, I had heard the same thing, and it was relevant info, I'm not saying it was not worthy of discussion. I'm just frustrated with Boner's contradictions, is all.

 

[lazarus]

Cockengers: Original Badminton Tournaments 1

1. United Colours Of Cock
2. Sluggish Serve
3. Your Blue Balls
4. Always Forever Rally
5. A Different Kind Of Slice
6. Service Sequence
7. Miss Cockajevo
8. Ito Okocki
9. One Fault Warning
10. Racquet (These Cocks Are Way Too Long)
11. Elvis Cocked America
12. Cock 180 (Theme From Lance's Mom)
13. Theme From The Serve
14. Theme From Cocks Go Native

United Colours of Badminton
Always Forever Cock (obvious, but effective)
Your Blue Racquet? Balls is confusing, since shuttlecocks are used?
Miss Serveajevo
Elvis Ate Cock--I think this was mentioned yesterday
Courts (These Cocks Are Way Too Long)--same here


Your "One Fault Warning"--brilliant

 

[LemonMelon]

I'm just frustrated with Boner's contradictions, is all.

Don't you mean "sickening pack of lies"?

If he had Brian Williams duct taped to his rotund body, I would spit on them both.

 

[LMP]

http://www.u2interference.com/forums/f293/fantastic-4-looks-like-shit-132910.html

BOO YA

You quote Oasis in that thread. Times have changed.