Shuttlecock! Part VI - No! Net! No Net on the Horizon

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Please Live is the shit, though. Please into Streets was smackitty wackitty good.

Indeed.

I love playing Hedge's parts on guitar. Sure, some of them I can't do because I don't have effects pedals, but the ones that don't need them sound great and don't require all that much skill.
 
I like Last Cock on Earth and DiscoCock better than any of the "rockers" on the last two albums. I know there's not many; Love & Cock Or Else, Squirtigo, Crumbs From Your Cock, New Cock, All Because of Cock, Elecocktion, but with the exception of the first one they're all rather generic.

I agree wholeheartedly. The rockers from the last two records had absolutely no staying power for me but I can still Disco Cock all over town.
 
Wow, we've gotten really lazy and unimaginative with names there, haven't we fellas? Replacing any random syllable with "cock" does not a good Shuttlecock title make.

If songs were cocks, then Mofo is attached to Peter "Two Quart" North.

If I had to guess who hear would have been well versed in Peter North, I probably would have gone with you.
 
Wow, we've gotten really lazy and unimaginative with names there, haven't we fellas? Replacing any random syllable with "cock" does not a good Shuttlecock title make.

I thought Do Cocks Feel Loved? was pretty good, but maybe that's just me.
 
Wow, we've gotten really lazy and unimaginative with names there, haven't we fellas? Replacing any random syllable with "cock" does not a good Shuttlecock title make.



If I had to guess who hear would have been well versed in Peter North, I probably would have gone with you.

What are you, the hall monitor?
 
Everyone's in here (who matters) regarding this, so I'll take one second to derail the thread: I'm about 50/50 right now on going over to Target and buying a 360 and GOW2....

/derail
 
Are badminton references retro yet?

I don't see why we ever got away from them in the first place. Well, besides the fact that dick jokes are funny. But there's gold in badminton references.

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

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Everyone's in here (who matters) regarding this, so I'll take one second to derail the thread: I'm about 50/50 right now on going over to Target and buying a 360 and GOW2....

/derail

I feel like my lack of 360 prevents me from being relevant on many social levels, so there's that.
 
I just listened to Cocktober and The Unforgettable Cock, my two least favorite albums in the last couple days. I think I liked the former more than I ever have before. I don't know why. I didn't dislike anything on there. It's still a bit too homogenic for my taste, the title track notwithstanding.

And TUC is still a half-baked mess. I still don't get what people see in the thing. Pride (In the Name of Cock) sticks out like a sore thumb, the songs seem more unfinished than on any other album. I also love how there's people who sing the praises of the aimless (if enjoyable) Elvis Presley & Cock and then think that MercyCock is somehow unfit for release. The title track has those unbearably dated and horrendous synth string/horn sounds like the "ba da...BAH!" part that is just cringe-worthy. It sounds like a bunch of other shitty new wave 80's band stuff. I don't care how good the vocal is.

And then you have Cock of July and Indian Summer Cock, which aren't bad, but let's be honest...they're rather forgettable compared to the "filler" on every album after it. Racquetwire is a ripping song, but then you have some of Boner's dumbest lyrics ever supporting it. Badminton is just a pale shadow of what it would become live, it's missing that sequencer part that perfects it, and the way Boner's voice stretches on some of the lines just sounds clumsy ("Into the ni--hi--ght...").

It's a shame because the album starts off on one of the band's highest notes. And it's all downhill from there.

Another thing, anyone else have a problem with MLCock closing out the album? In my mind, it should have been stuck at the end of P(ITNOC) as a little coda. The album should end with Elvis.

/rant
 
Everyone's in here (who matters) regarding this, so I'll take one second to derail the thread: I'm about 50/50 right now on going over to Target and buying a 360 and GOW2....

/derail

Get COD: World at War so you can watch me commit knife crime on Scumby.
 
I just listened to Cocktober and The Unforgettable Cock, my two least favorite albums in the last couple days. I think I liked the former more than I ever have before. I don't know why. I didn't dislike anything on there. It's still a bit too homogenic for my taste, the title track notwithstanding.

And TUC is still a half-baked mess. I still don't get what people see in the thing. Pride (In the Name of Cock) sticks out like a sore thumb, the songs seem more unfinished than on any other album. I also love how there's people who sing the praises of the aimless (if enjoyable) Elvis Presley & Cock and then think that MercyCock is somehow unfit for release. The title track has those unbearably dated and horrendous synth string/horn sounds like the "ba da...BAH!" part that is just cringe-worthy. It sounds like a bunch of other shitty new wave 80's band stuff. I don't care how good the vocal is.

And then you have Cock of July and Indian Summer Cock, which aren't bad, but let's be honest...they're rather forgettable compared to the "filler" on every album after it. Racquetwire is a ripping song, but then you have some of Boner's dumbest lyrics ever supporting it. BadCock is just a pale shadow of what it would become live, it's missing that sequencer part that perfects it, and the way Boner's voice stretches on some of the lines just sounds clumsy ("Into the ni--hi--ght...").

It's a shame because the album starts off on one of the band's highest notes. And it's all downhill from there.

Another thing, anyone else have a problem with MLCock closing out the album? In my mind, it should have been stuck at the end of P(ITNOC) as a little coda. The album should end with Elvis.

/rant


I cannot be held responsible if Laz accidentally falls victim to my Knife.
 
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