Gank13
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mega LOLZ111!! this is the funniest thread ever!
Will You Shake Your Big Fat Ass?!
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Mrs. Garrison
Rock n' Roll Doggie ALL ACCESS
*says the skinny person*
this skinny person works out 3-4 times per week and watches what he eats.
Mrs. Garrison
Rock n' Roll Doggie ALL ACCESS
Being fat can be a vicious circle, especially if you are eating to find consolation during a depression. Telling these people to just pull themselves together only worsens the problem
do understand i injected a little bit of "tough love" in my earlier post, i realize it's often easier said than done to achieve one's goals. But determination pays off. If someone really wants to lose the weight then they are going to have to work at it, without question. And that means resisting temptation every time the tv shows an advert for something yummy or a friend calls with an evil proposition for dinner.
The question here is, has anything so worthwhile ever came easy? A person isn't born 100 pounds overweight, for example, they get this way somehow. No need to be depressed, just be inspired. Like a person who is poor saves money to buy their first house or car, or a single parent raises a child to become an honor student while working two jobs.
Im not anything or anyone special, but i did wake up with a nice fat hangover today thanks to some crazy party i went to yesterday/last night. But rather than spend the day laying around the house feeling sorry for myself i got out and trimmed the trees that are growing around my house. I trimmed them and then i bagged up all of the clippings, several house outside in near 100 degree heat with high humidity. I sweated off all the junk i took in last night, and feel so much better now than i would have if i had played possum on the couch.
Human beings are incredible creatures, we can accomplish anything we want if we set our mind to it and follow through.
Wait... Mrs. Garrison is a Mister?
Dragonfave
New Yorker
^^ busted. 
AtomicBono
ONE love, blood, life
WAT
BONO CALED ME FATT?!?!/1?!/1/1/\\
DUZ DAT MEEN HE WONT MARY ME!!!1111
I HAIT U2 THAY R SELOWTZZZZZZZZZzzzz
BONO CALED ME FATT?!?!/1?!/1/1/\\
DUZ DAT MEEN HE WONT MARY ME!!!1111
I HAIT U2 THAY R SELOWTZZZZZZZZZzzzz
kramwest1
has a
This thread just leads me to ask the natural question...
Do the artists who are cannibals eat fat people?
(If I was a cannibal and ate a fat person with all of their gristle, I'd kill my inspiration and sing about my grief, too.)
Mark
Do the artists who are cannibals eat fat people?
(If I was a cannibal and ate a fat person with all of their gristle, I'd kill my inspiration and sing about my grief, too.)
Mark
tripletmom
The Fly
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do understand i injected a little bit of "tough love" in my earlier post, i realize it's often easier said than done to achieve one's goals. But determination pays off. If someone really wants to lose the weight then they are going to have to work at it, without question. And that means resisting temptation every time the tv shows an advert for something yummy or a friend calls with an evil proposition for dinner.
The question here is, has anything so worthwhile ever came easy? A person isn't born 100 pounds overweight, for example, they get this way somehow. No need to be depressed, just be inspired. Like a person who is poor saves money to buy their first house or car, or a single parent raises a child to become an honor student while working two jobs.
Im not anything or anyone special, but i did wake up with a nice fat hangover today thanks to some crazy party i went to yesterday/last night. But rather than spend the day laying around the house feeling sorry for myself i got out and trimmed the trees that are growing around my house. I trimmed them and then i bagged up all of the clippings, several house outside in near 100 degree heat with high humidity. I sweated off all the junk i took in last night, and feel so much better now than i would have if i had played possum on the couch.
Human beings are incredible creatures, we can accomplish anything we want if we set our mind to it and follow through.
WOW you are perfect!
man, you've just found out what the fly is all about: fatness!!
"there's a lot of things if i could i'd rearrange"
by the way, i miss the fly on this tour.
chels82
Refugee
I used to be quite obese and I'm not offended. I will shake my formerly fat ass! And I hope my hanging ass skin flings on stage and knocks Bono out. 
thelaj
Refugee
This thread is a joke. Anyone offended by this needs to exit the stadium at once.
LemonMelon
More 5G Than Man
chels82
Refugee
I would really like to see a sign at one of the shows "Yes, I will shake my big fat ass".
Someone needs to take initiative, Bono might invite you on stage to demonstrate!
Someone needs to take initiative, Bono might invite you on stage to demonstrate!
LemonMelon
More 5G Than Man
And quit listening to rock n' roll as a whole, just to be on the safe side.
daygloeyes2
Blue Crack Addict
liz9640
Acrobat
I love that he says that, I find it funny. And I am a fat ass, doesn't offend me at all.
If we can't laugh at ourselves, then what can we laugh at?
If anyone is offended by it, well I feel sorry for them.
If we can't laugh at ourselves, then what can we laugh at?
If anyone is offended by it, well I feel sorry for them.
zuropa_fit
Blue Crack Addict
And I hope my hanging ass skin flings on stage and knocks Bono out.
That's quite an image, Chels!
blueeyedgirl
Rock n' Roll Doggie ALL ACCESS
Big fat ass???? Big fat ASS???!!!! I'm sorry, I'm well and truly offended!!!!! 
Ass, Ass??!!! It's fucking ARSE thank you!!
I'm not having any Americanisms here thank you very much!
Ass, Ass??!!! It's fucking ARSE thank you!! I'm not having any Americanisms here thank you very much!
Barkeeper
Acrobat
I'm offended by this, I don't have a big fat ass so I can't shake with it. I felt left out by this, you know....the whole stadium was shaking their big fat ass and I just couldn't 
I left the stadium immediately.
I left the stadium immediately.BlueEyedGirl raises a pertinent point -- do they say "arse" or "ass" in Ireland?
People are way over-reacting, when you consider some of U2's past hits, such as:
I Threw a Brick at your Ass
Sunday Booty Sunday
Pride (in my big ass)
Trying' to throw your Ass around the World
Ultra Big Ass (clear my way)
Some Asses Are Better Than Others
Do You Feel Spanked
If You Wear That Velvet Thong
When I Look at your Ass
The Ass Above her Feet
The Asses That Built America
Asshole in the Skies
Finally, I would like to add that, as a sensitive person with a tight, small ass, I feel personally discriminated against by Bono's call to booty-shaking! It is time to call Bono Vox to account for his needless marginalizing of the skinnier half of the audience. How can he possibly save Africans and the world if he can't even respect and acknowledge all asses at his own concert? It's exactly this kind of hypocrisy which gives Bono his bad name with certain music fans and health-club members.
People are way over-reacting, when you consider some of U2's past hits, such as:
I Threw a Brick at your Ass
Sunday Booty Sunday
Pride (in my big ass)
Trying' to throw your Ass around the World
Ultra Big Ass (clear my way)
Some Asses Are Better Than Others
Do You Feel Spanked
If You Wear That Velvet Thong
When I Look at your Ass
The Ass Above her Feet
The Asses That Built America
Asshole in the Skies
Finally, I would like to add that, as a sensitive person with a tight, small ass, I feel personally discriminated against by Bono's call to booty-shaking! It is time to call Bono Vox to account for his needless marginalizing of the skinnier half of the audience. How can he possibly save Africans and the world if he can't even respect and acknowledge all asses at his own concert? It's exactly this kind of hypocrisy which gives Bono his bad name with certain music fans and health-club members.
Barkeeper
Acrobat
Also, let's just all ignore this Bonovox O'buttox until he's starting act like a normal person again.
The Sad Punk
Blue Crack Addict
Would read again.
Galeongirl
Galeonbroad
This... this thread just begs for one thing.
adypole
Refugee
funniest, post, EVER.
corianderstem
Blue Crack Distributor
If my ass is relatively small, am I still allowed to shake it?
elevated_u2_fan
Blue Crack Supplier
no Cori, you'd better lock that down.
MissVelvetDress_75
Blue Crack Addict
^^no.
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