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Old 11-26-2006, 12:26 PM   #1
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The Random Haiku and Limerick Thread

I thought this may be fun. The previous person who posts either their haiku or limerack will then at the bottom post a word to be included in the next persons post and whether they want it to be a haiku or limerick.

For a haiku, the first line must have five syllables, the second seven, and then five again for the final line.

Ex: I went to a bed
Fluffy pillows all are there
Sleep now beckons me


And limericks as we know are the funny ones like

I once knew a lady from venus
Whose body was shaped like a ....

I won't finish that but you get the idea.
A limerick is a five-line poem written with one couplet and one triplet. If a couplet is a two-line rhymed poem, then a triplet would be a three-line rhymed poem. The rhyme pattern is a a b b a with lines 1, 2 and 5 containing 3 beats and rhyming, and lines 3 and 4 having two beats and rhyming. Some people say that the limerick was invented by soldiers returning from France to the Irish town of Limerick in the 1700's.

Okay.

Shall we try?

Word crack
Type haiku
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Old 11-26-2006, 12:45 PM   #2
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Word: Blue
Type: Limerick
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Old 11-27-2006, 03:36 PM   #3
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There once was a woman named Sue
Whose favourite colour was blue
She loved to sew
It helped her hope grow
And the seams always held the truth

Word: pants
Type : limerick
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Old 11-27-2006, 04:12 PM   #4
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I once met a man in leather pants,
He said I should take a chance.
I said "Well that's not really my thing,"
But he wasn't hearing a thing,
At least now I know how to dance.

Word: Illicit
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Old 11-27-2006, 10:35 PM   #5
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Who would have thought that
Six hours would illicit
No response haiku?

Word: Booyah.
Limerick.
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Old 11-28-2006, 12:25 AM   #6
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I was part of a crowd yelling BOOYAH!
We had fun all the while that it lasted
Till the game, it was over
Our team it did lose
Still the very best time I think, do ya?

Word: Stink
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Old 11-28-2006, 07:16 PM   #7
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This topic fuckin rocks, I think
If it were fur it'd be mink.
Haikus give me shivers
This topic delivers
And my limericks kick ass - or stink.

Word: Slap.
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Old 11-29-2006, 07:30 AM   #8
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No sleep makes for cry
Lines are under tired eyes
Oh please let me rest

Word: Pickle
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Old 11-29-2006, 07:56 AM   #9
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Bono is fickle
He won't eat a dill pickle
Adam Clayton will

Word: Orange
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Old 11-29-2006, 12:29 PM   #10
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Man I just realized I didn't even include the word in my haiku

I guess I really was tired!
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Old 11-29-2006, 01:05 PM   #11
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I thought you misread Slap as Sleep.
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Man I just realized I didn't even include the word in my haiku

I guess I really was tired!
Maybe you were slap happy.
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Orange is really hard to rhyme
People are trying all the time
They think and try
But all just sigh
As they realize it's never to be

Word: slither
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Old 01-04-2007, 11:46 PM   #14
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I'm here to write a Limerick
I'm gonna do it real quick
So someone can write a haiku
Slither - out of the blue
Now write your haiku,friggin prick.

Haiku - Uh...you pick the word.
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Old 01-05-2007, 12:02 AM   #15
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I dream of a girl
One who is pretty insane
She is Beav's sister

First she scared the Beav
time and time again as kids
then she stalked Reggie

But, can she love me
a poor boy hooked on blue crack
from the boogie down

If only I could
Have Manilow sing to her
sigh, then she'd be mine

Oh, and, Limerick next, work in the word "sputem"
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