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Old 03-05-2005, 09:13 AM   #1
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a question about god and jesus

could jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?






















wow.. wow.. god does so much for me and doesnt ask for anything in return
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Old 03-05-2005, 09:36 AM   #2
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As Father Guido Sarducci might say:

Yes, He could mircowave a burrito so hot he couldn't eat it


Then he would eat it.

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Old 03-05-2005, 12:00 PM   #4
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Well, he was 100% human. If he could die on a crucifix, I'd imagine a hot burrito could burn his mouth.

I hope that's not too irreverent...lol.

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Nbcrusader said it better than I could.
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Old 03-07-2005, 09:10 AM   #6
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his mouth would burn, as mine would.
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I think he'd be wise enough to wait for it to cool down before he ate it.
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Old 03-07-2005, 09:30 AM   #8
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what if he's got a busy schedule?
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Old 03-07-2005, 09:32 AM   #9
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i don't think they even had burritos, let alone microwaves, in turn-of-the-milennium Jerusalem.
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Old 03-07-2005, 09:33 AM   #10
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"could he" is the question. not "did he."
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Wow Irvine, way to kill a fun thread.
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If He can create the world, He certainly could create a microwave and burrito for purposes of this question.
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This is true. The guy turned water into wine people, come on!
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O.me. gahhhh.
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he'd microwave it, turn it into wine, and then drink it.
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