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Old 12-08-2006, 09:01 AM   #1
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It's the Official Mystery of the Discovered Thongs

i have, in the past month, found, on two separate occasions, thongs here at work. the first one was in the gym... i was dragging my ball rack (hehe... ball rack) from one court to another and noticed the wheel was stuck on something. i look down, and what did i see?

thong th-thon-thon-thong

ok, strange enough. cheerleaders were practicing, i guess one of them was thongless. whatever. moving on.

now yesterday, i'm walking out to my car in the parking lot and in the space next to my car what do i see?

thong-th-thon-thon-thong.

two thongs within a 2 1/2 week period. perhaps someone's trying to send me a message. my coworker thinks that the fat librarian is leaving them for me 'cause she wants my shit. i disagree... they were thongs, not parachutes. another theory is that there's a slutty hansel and grettle in some gingerbread house, and they didn't have any breadcrumbs so they left thongs. that one's not winning much support, either.

so the mystery of the discovered thongs continues...
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People are throwing their panties at you like Tom Jones....
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I couldn't get past the part about your ball rack.

I know, I'm so immature.

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How does one loose or misplace a thong?

Inquiring minds want to know.
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perhaps they needed to air things out? i do not know... thus the mystery.

where's scoobie doo when ya need him
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Re: It's the Official Mystery of the Discovered Thongs

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i was dragging my ball rack

there are so many visuals that could go along with that statement
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I can't believe YOU passed up the opportunity for a ball joke

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Hey man, the way I see it: Free thongs. Why question it?

Do they fit?
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a bit snug
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my guess

people were interrupted and left in a hurry... twice. Poor planning, poor execution
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my guess

people were interrupted and left in a hurry... twice. Poor planning, poor execution

obviously amatuers....you don't need to take a thong all the way off for that.

At least that's what I've heard
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I can't believe YOU passed up the opportunity for a ball joke

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well, i was wondering how big his ballrack is?
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obviously amatuers....you don't need to take a thong all the way off for that.

At least that's what I've heard
Char, I told you that in confidence.


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my guess

people were interrupted and left in a hurry... twice. Poor planning, poor execution
in a school gymnasium and a parking lot?

me thinks not..


and the mystery continuuuuuuuues
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obviously amatuers....you don't need to take a thong all the way off for that.

At least that's what I've heard
could you please refer to them as "thong-tha-thon-thon-thongs" from now on? thank you

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in a school gymnasium and a parking lot?

me thinks not..
what kind of high school is this?
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