it's officially #motion activated

[ABEL]

i've never seen a motion activated paper towel dispenser!
omg, that thing scared me!

 

[Laura M]

ive nevr heard of one

 

[ABEL]

it was in the restroom next door...i was like...damn that paper towl is far up there how do i get it out?

i looked around for standard turn thingie, then decide to try to fish it out, and all of the sudden it starts spitting paper towels out!

i wonder how long till we have automatic soap dispensers

 

[Laura M]

 

[zoney!]

ABEL -

you really need to get out more!

They have had the towel dispensers for the last five years. They also have ones that change the toilet seat cover...and automatic faucets and soap dispensers.

It is unbelievable what you might find when you pull yourself away from the computer!

 

[Laura M]

They have had the towel dispensers for the last five years. They also have ones that change the toilet seat cover...and automatic faucets and soap dispensers.

It is unbelievable what you might find when you pull yourself away from the computer!

we dont have any of those things here

 

[ABEL]

i do get out zoney, i've just never seen the towel dispensers before....not even at the brand new state of the art American Airlines Center

 

[Laura M]

toilet humor

 

[ABEL]

 

[Basstrap]

bah...I bring my own toilet tissue around with me

 

[zoney!]

we have them (motion-activated paper towel dispensers) in our rinky-dink airport here in the middle of nowhere.

 

[Salome]

we don't even have an airport

I feel deprived

 

[beegee]

we have slot machines in our airport.

 

[zoney!]

we have slot machines in our airport.

I know that they are not motion activated because the seniors who play them hardly have any motion left.

 

[ABEL]

could be the next big thing!

motion activated slot machines

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

I have only seen a motion activated paper towel dispenser a couple of times. I have never seen automatic soap dispensers and toilet seat covers

 

[Lemon Meringue]

Those talking motion activated trash cans still freak me out.

 

[Mr. BAW]

i do get out zoney, i've just never seen the towel dispensers before....not even at the brand new state of the art American Airlines Center

Quote from the movie "Airport" - Have you ever seen a grown man naked????

 

[Cleasai]

Do you like Gladiator Movies Johnny?

 

[ABEL]

Quote from the movie "Airport" - Have you ever seen a grown man naked????

 

[Angela Harlem]

we have slot machines in our airport.

Oh my god that is beautiful.

Oh bg.

How they take care of you there.

I am moving in with you one day.

That is, if I ever make it out of your airport.

 

[Laura M]

I have seen a lift that talks but thats about it


And the man who talks has a Northern Ireland accent




And If Im lucky enough I see Dr Quirkeys or get s quick stint on the 2p machine now the 10 cents machine in Donegal

 

[zoney!]

And If Im lucky enough I see Dr Quirkeys or get s quick stint on the 2p machine now the 10 cents machine in Donegal

Can someone translate this?

Its like a spanish conversation...I can catch everyfew words...but the whole concept doesn't make sense, so I am left here smiling and shaking my head in agreement.