It's official #random standard answers you use at least 3 times a week

[Salome]

* umm, beer!

* hahahahaha, now that you mention it, no

* well, no, I don't think it's those pants that make you look fat

* well, I probably could give you an answer to that one at some point

* well, I think this dress makes me look pretty, so there

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

 

[Lemon Meringue]

*no I don't care for diet pop

*I gave at the office

*I know you are but what am I

*the check is in the mail

 

[~LadyLemon~]

*oh, FUCK!

*Good times! (in best Jerri Blank impression)

*Rock over London, rock on Chicago

*Why do you watch this shit?? (usually to mom when she's watching Lifetime movies)

*Yaaaaaaay!!!




kristina-isms are just so profound

 

[fly on the wall]

* no, you will make your connection to amsterdam....NO PROBLEM!

* I really like that Angela Harlem gal!

* I kknow I am an asshole...It was just the way I was raised (this doesn't just go for the weekends, sadly)

 

[Slomeysecretary]

* well, no, I don't think it's those pants that make you look fat

u so dont say that

 

[Slomeysecretary]

* i dont care, whatever you want

*because i said so

*im good, but sleepy!

 

[Angela Harlem]

*good thanks, u?

*havent seen manda since the whitlam years. so rack off, i dont know.

*they say the penis is mightier than the sword.

I need new one liners.

 

[Slomeysecretary]

people still ask about that slurry?

 

[Aralitia]

- I don't know

- I don't know

-I don't know, but I am, Amn't na? Stupid Belfast sayings

- I don't know

 

[Aralitia]

Oh and my all time favourites

I'll do it when *insert name of television programme here* ends.

Me on cooking:

No I don't cook chips you are getting potatoes

Yes that's right potatoes again today.

I don't know anything about variety

 

[jkayet]

*What...????

*I already told soandso they can hold my hand when we walk to lunch. Maybe recess.

*I'm not having kids anytime soon, get used to it.

*sounds good!

 

[Salome]

u so dont say that

unlike,

* well, I think this dress makes me look pretty, so there

 

[ABEL]

- maybe
- no
- yes
- pepsi

 

[fah]

1 - as soon as Mommy is finished with the computer

2 - where you left them

3 - like me, you have to wait til payday

 

[Lilly]

*maybe next game won't be a tie.

 

[JessicaAnn]

*I hate my clients

* Are they smoking crack?

*T-shirts and coffee mugs with slogans about syphilis are a bad idea.

 

[Ody]

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I am good at awkward silences.