It's Official: Preminitions

[Basstrap]

Deathbear saves Sicy from certain death and she is forever indebted to him

 

[Ali Rose]

Ali Rose laughs her arse off reading IO thread on premenitions

 

[cujo]

Dr. ABEL performs an emergency arse re-attachment for Ali Rose... postponing Basstrap's frontal lobotomy

 

[cujo]

For the third time, Thomas Dolby undergoes emergency eye surgery after a run-in with a woman of SCIENCE

 

[Bonochick]

For the third time, Thomas Dolby undergoes emergency eye surgery after a run-in with a woman of SCIENCE

BWAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[cujo]

Fred Durst becomes the new spokesman for Viagra, and changes his bandname to not-so limp bizkit

 

[Ali Rose]

Cujo becomes Ali Rose's favorite thread maker

 

[cujo]

Mattel releases the new Anna Nicole Smith Barbie, with accompanying Crispy Cream playhouse

 

[cujo]

Alex Trebek is interrogated for his involvement in a pyramid scheme, but investigators soon become baffled and agitated, as all of his statements are in the form of a question

 

[Bonochick]

 

[cujo]

Because of her involvement in the first movie's soundtrack, James Cameron casts Celine Dion in Titanic: The Second Sinking, as the main character's toothpick

 

[u2popmofo]

Chizip reveals his true identity. "Satan, Lord of the Underworld". No one in Interference is suprised.

 

[cujo]

Swiffer, the floor sweeper, will run out of business as sales of "God Bless this Mess" floor mats skyrocket with the release of the new movie Men at Work 2(which also has the working title of, Emilio Estevez has no career, and needs his brother to bail him out again)

 

[cujo]

Darryl Strawberry is arrested again for violating parole, but is able to buy the DVD dream home theatre system with his Frequent Jailbird points

 

[u2popmofo]

Chizip marries a goat. In a related story, Headache in a Suitcase cries himself to sleep.

 

[cujo]

A Matlock reunion special only confirms what analysts had suspected for years... only old people watch Matlock

 

[cujo]

To boost ratings of Ebert and Roeper, Roger Ebert goes topless and uses a different rating system... one which involves another appendage

 

[IWasBored]

u2popmofo once again recommends a good band, thus forcing iwb to spend more money on music

 

[IWasBored]

To boost ratings of Ebert and Roeper, Roger Ebert goes topless and uses a different rating system... one which involves another appendage

hahahahahaha

 

[cujo]

The band Porno for Pyros is dissolved, after a string of BURN injuries... mostly to the demographic of that perverted guy who hangs out at the comic book store. In an entirely unrelated story, cujo is checked into the local clinic after suffering minor burns

 

[u2popmofo]

The band "Meatbeat Manifesto" finally reveals that it has an actual manifesto. The manifesto contains only 3 words: "The Internet Rulz".

 

[u2popmofo]

The band U2 poses shirtless for their next photo shoot. is used in nearly every post in PLEBA for the next 4 years

 

[cujo]

Mullets are re-introduced to the mainstream as they are found to decrease the spread of SARS... scientists attribute it's preventative powers to the fact that no one wants to leave the house with a mullet

 

[adamswildhoney]

this thread is hillarious

 

[Basstrap]

I think that I am goi g to die alojne!!!!!

 

[cujo]

A drunk and dishevelled Basstrap enters a fertility clinic to find a date. In an unrelated story, u2popmofo gets some.

 

[Bonochick]

I think that I am goi g to die alojne!!!!!

Nonsense!!

 

[cujo]

Yoko Ono begins dating u2popmofo, after seeing his "skills" at a haiku poem/modern interpretive dance gala.

 

[cujo]

Sicy is cast as a zombie in Night of The Living Dead 14... not for aesthetics, but merely because of her affinity for brrrraaaiiiinnnnsss. However, contract talks hit a snag when the producers cannot figure out the logisitics of casting a zombie cat (one of many superfluous demands from Sicy). In a related story, cujo is cast as victim #1.

 

[cujo]

A new culture composed entirely of tall beautiful women is discovered in the Amazon. In an unrelated story, Stories For Boys finds out that she was adopted.