It's Official #Knives Out

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Dad said that he wants to go for a ride with me, and now he is sitting and sharpening his knife.

BC: Did you want to get going?

BC's Dad: Just let me finish sharpening my knife first.

BC: Okay...

BC's Dad: *keeps sharpening*

:uhoh:

Does this mean what I think it means?
 
BC: Are you gonna gut me like a fish on our ride?

BC's Dad: Yeah.

BC: I was just kidding.

BC's Dad: Well, I just used my knife yesterday, and it's been getting kind of dull. I've been meaning to sharpen it.

BC: What did you use your knife on yesterday??

BC's Dad: Oh, I don't know...
 
We drove to the middle of nowhere and got lost. My life flashed before my eyes. It was boring and had a blue glow.
 
Tell that to my father.

All of my knives are dull. I tried to slice my head off and barely got through 2 millimeters of skin.

How disappointing.
 
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