it's official#I tried to be drunk

[yertle-the-turtle]

of course, not being a fan of alcohol I had no idea how to uncork the bottle and gave up.

ah well.

 

[~LadyLemon~]

I have way too easy of a time getting drunk

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

i get drunk easily too

 

[IWasBored]

i drank 2 beers at a party. my first, and last.

 

[cell]

it doesnt take much for me to get drunk. ask anyone who went to vegas gathering in march. they'll tell you.

 

[beegee]

oh! ask me! ask me!

 

[Angela Harlem]

:asks:

 

[beegee]

yes. icelle is a big lush. its one of the reasons i heart her so much.

 

[Angela Harlem]

i am poison crazy lush. build these hands to lift me up.

heart heart heart

 

[~LadyLemon~]

i drank 2 beers at a party. my first, and last.

Nah, let's adjust that attitude!

Beer is your friend!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Beer = GOOD

 

[Laura M]

beer = Apart from tennants I quite like Tennants

Everything else:

I dont uncork bottles - I get ones that are easy to open or the barman popens them for me

 

[bammo2]

I drank too much last night. I told a bloke he was arrogant cos he looked like Robbie Williams. The poor bloke hadn't even opened his mouth.

I am a nightmare when drink has been taken

My friend bought a kebab and dropped it on the floor

 

[Laura M]

hhhaa bammo

 

[Elvis Presley]

My friend bought a kebab and dropped it on the floor

Doner kebab from uncle ronnie?

 

[Lemon Meringue]

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.

Tennants is yummy.

 

[IWasBored]

alcoholism worries me.

 

[Laura M]

We arent alcoholics, we just like to drink

(My mum and dad bought me some crnaberry archers im drinking one now )

I never drank before I was 18 too, most ppl here are out when they are like 15 getting drunk

I dont actually drink that much I had about 2 drinks on monday night - and this one now - which probably means im like an alcoholic or something

 

[Laura M]

My Grandad started drinking after he was hit by a bus and lost part of his liver he got really depressed - he died of liver failure not long after

 

[zoney!]

hmmm.

I have never had trouble getting drunk when I tried.

Let me take you under my wings, yertle. Let me guide you.

 

[verte76]

I was so successful at getting drunk that I had to quit. I was making way too much of a out of myself.

 

[beegee]

We arent alcoholics, we just like to drink

*adopts slogan

 

[Lemon Meringue]

I like to drink "just enough" to have a happy little buzz. I HATE being hung over so I try not to drink that much.

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

the problem isn't the alcohol

it's the cork on the champagne bottle

is there some kind of opener i can use

 

[Angela Harlem]

yes turtle. they're called corkscrews.

 

[zoney!]

I have never used a corkscrew on a bottle of chamagne.

they are usually "pop offs"

And, they can be a challenge.

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

corks

 

[Angela Harlem]

just shake it, shake it. it will fly out of its own accord...

 

[beegee]

yep. zoneee's right. no corkscrews with champagne. they're built in.

 

[Lemon Meringue]

I googled corkscrew:

I can't post this one...it's rated X. View at your own risk:
http://www.corkscrew-balloon.com/cork/