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well, so far this information desk scene is quite funny
i hope pausing it to post didn't break winamp again.
i hope pausing it to post didn't break winamp again.
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hmm. Can't remember the information desk scene. Any idea which series it's from?
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it's labeled as S1E01
stupid torrent people can't label anything so it makes sesne.
and i don't know whether to laugh at this or run away screaming
stupid torrent people can't label anything so it makes sesne.and i don't know whether to laugh at this or run away screaming
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ah yes. the hugh laurie I have known and loved for the past 20 years
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i thought that was funny. but i'm not very good at watching things and spamming the internet with posts at the same time 
so it's on pause again.
so it's on pause again.
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lol
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....information desk thingie made me think of the arguement monty python sketch. but that might be one of those stupid american things i don't really want to admit
....information desk thingie made me think of the arguement monty python sketch. but that might be one of those stupid american things i don't really want to admit
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hmmmm.....
it's kind of similar, in that there's a desk involved, with a facetious person sat behind it....
it's kind of similar, in that there's a desk involved, with a facetious person sat behind it....
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Wilson: The man's in a coma!
House: It's alright. I asked.
Wilson: You're getting crumbs all over him!
House: It's alright. I asked.
Wilson: You're getting crumbs all over him!
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bammo2 said:hmmmm.....
it's kind of similar, in that there's a desk involved, with a facetious person sat behind it....
stephen fry's nose scares me.
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yeah. it scares me too. I get the feeling it's been broken a few times
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I'm going to go see Steven Fry speak in a few weeks at a literary festival.
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oh cool meggie. I'm quite jealous. the guy is a fabulous author, and so eloquent it's untrue
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He just picked me up and slapped me. Really hard. I cried and cried, but he wouldn't take any notice. Then he put a plastic tag round my wrist, cut my umbilical cord and put me in a cot. It was awful.
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what was that?oh wait
damn i'm slow
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And then my bereavement counsellor died. I didn't know who to turn to.
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house: there's a code. bros before hos, maan.
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cameron: men should grow up.
house: yeah. and dogs should stop licking themselves. it's not gonna happen.
house: yeah. and dogs should stop licking themselves. it's not gonna happen.
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house: i recognize that loopy 'G'.... what's the differential diagonis for writing like a junior high school girl?
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House: *Continues playing "Baba O Reilly ((Who Song)), but its at this jewish beat part* ......Well that was a bit anticlimactic
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Zooropa1310 said:
hava nagila is not part of baba o'riley. it just happened to be the song that came up next. not exactly the perfect punctuation for house and vogler's conversation, hence the comment.
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Chase: When I was in Med School my Professor--
House: Touched you in the naughty place?
You have little people inside of you
I
this thread.
House: Touched you in the naughty place?
You have little people inside of you
I
this thread.
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Toaster
Hugh enters an electrical goods shop. Stephen is behind the counter.
Hugh Hello. I'd like to buy a toaster.
Stephen What sort of toaster are you looking for?
Hugh I beg your pardon?
Stephen What sort of toaster are you looking for?
Hugh Oh I see what you mean. Well, ideally I'd like
one that's good at toasting bread ...
Stephen Yes.
Hugh ... but can also be used as a weapon.
Stephen A weapon?
Hugh I beg your pardon?
Stephen A weapon?
Hugh Oh I see what you mean. Yes, a weapon.
Stephen Mmm. Call me an unrestrained arsewit if you
like ...
Hugh Perhaps later.
Stephen As you wish. Why would you want to use a toaster
as a weapon?
Hugh I beg your ...
Stephen Why would you want to use a toaster as a weapon?
Hugh These are uncertain times. We live in a shifting
quicksand of international tension, forever dancing
uncertain and fantastical steps on the brink of war.
Stephen Christ.
Hugh I think the optimum choice in the circumstances
would be some kind of lightweight throwing
toaster.
Stephen A lightweight throwing toaster?
Hugh Affirmative. Then I could use it as a weapon.
Stephen Forgive me if I seem to be labouring the point,
but wouldn't it be simpler to use a weapon as a
weapon, and use for the toaster for toasting?
Hugh I've already got a weapon.
Stephen Well doesn't it work?
Hugh Not as a toaster.
Stephen Well let me assure you, all our toasters work as
toasters.
Hugh But not as weapons?
Stephen 'Fraid not.
Hugh Huh. Well that's not going to be much good when
they come parachuting into Carshalton.
Stephen Who?
Hugh I beg you pardon?
Stephen Who is going to be parachuting into Carshalton?
Hugh They are.
Stephen Who is "they"?
Hugh I dunno. I'm not interested in politics.
Stephen I see.
Hugh I didn't have this problem with my bed.
Stephen Mmm. Your bed is a weapon?
Hugh In the right hands, yes.
Stephen A lightweight throwing bed?
Hugh Don't be stupid. It's a seek out and destroy bed.
Modified for counter-insurgency operations.
Stephen Aha.
Hugh Perfect for the rough terrain surrounding the
Carshalton area.
Stephen I see.
Hugh The bed shop was most helpful.
Stephen Well I dare say, but this is a kitchen appliance
shop. If you want weaponry, I can't help feeling
you'd be better off going to a specialist.
Hugh What sort of specialist?
Stephen Don't tempt me to answer that.
Hugh What do you mean?
Stephen Nothing. Nothing. I could suggest a garlic-press, I
suppose.
Hugh Semi-automatic, gas-cooled, hand-to-hand,
hunter-killer garlic-press?
Stephen Well, no, it's not much of a weapon really. Unless
you're worried about garlics parachuting into
Carshalton.
Hugh I don't at this time have garlics targetted as a
priority threat.
Stephen Had you thought of a down to earth, honest to
goodness kitchen knife?
Hugh A kitchen knife?
Stephen Yes.
Produces knife.
Hugh Don't be stupid. You could have someone's eye
out with that.
Stephen I thought that was the idea.
Hugh Oh no. No no no. You misunderstand me. My
whole life is based on the principle that I will
never be the aggressor.
Stephen Really?
Hugh All I want is to be prepared.
Stephen To be prepared?
Hugh To be prepared for when they come parachuting
into Carshalton ...
Stephen Yes?
Hugh And also for the moment when I suddenly feel like
a piece of toast.
Stephen I see.
Hugh You unrestrained arsewit.
Stephen You're welcome.
Hugh enters an electrical goods shop. Stephen is behind the counter.
Hugh Hello. I'd like to buy a toaster.
Stephen What sort of toaster are you looking for?
Hugh I beg your pardon?
Stephen What sort of toaster are you looking for?
Hugh Oh I see what you mean. Well, ideally I'd like
one that's good at toasting bread ...
Stephen Yes.
Hugh ... but can also be used as a weapon.
Stephen A weapon?
Hugh I beg your pardon?
Stephen A weapon?
Hugh Oh I see what you mean. Yes, a weapon.
Stephen Mmm. Call me an unrestrained arsewit if you
like ...
Hugh Perhaps later.
Stephen As you wish. Why would you want to use a toaster
as a weapon?
Hugh I beg your ...
Stephen Why would you want to use a toaster as a weapon?
Hugh These are uncertain times. We live in a shifting
quicksand of international tension, forever dancing
uncertain and fantastical steps on the brink of war.
Stephen Christ.
Hugh I think the optimum choice in the circumstances
would be some kind of lightweight throwing
toaster.
Stephen A lightweight throwing toaster?
Hugh Affirmative. Then I could use it as a weapon.
Stephen Forgive me if I seem to be labouring the point,
but wouldn't it be simpler to use a weapon as a
weapon, and use for the toaster for toasting?
Hugh I've already got a weapon.
Stephen Well doesn't it work?
Hugh Not as a toaster.
Stephen Well let me assure you, all our toasters work as
toasters.
Hugh But not as weapons?
Stephen 'Fraid not.
Hugh Huh. Well that's not going to be much good when
they come parachuting into Carshalton.
Stephen Who?
Hugh I beg you pardon?
Stephen Who is going to be parachuting into Carshalton?
Hugh They are.
Stephen Who is "they"?
Hugh I dunno. I'm not interested in politics.
Stephen I see.
Hugh I didn't have this problem with my bed.
Stephen Mmm. Your bed is a weapon?
Hugh In the right hands, yes.
Stephen A lightweight throwing bed?
Hugh Don't be stupid. It's a seek out and destroy bed.
Modified for counter-insurgency operations.
Stephen Aha.
Hugh Perfect for the rough terrain surrounding the
Carshalton area.
Stephen I see.
Hugh The bed shop was most helpful.
Stephen Well I dare say, but this is a kitchen appliance
shop. If you want weaponry, I can't help feeling
you'd be better off going to a specialist.
Hugh What sort of specialist?
Stephen Don't tempt me to answer that.
Hugh What do you mean?
Stephen Nothing. Nothing. I could suggest a garlic-press, I
suppose.
Hugh Semi-automatic, gas-cooled, hand-to-hand,
hunter-killer garlic-press?
Stephen Well, no, it's not much of a weapon really. Unless
you're worried about garlics parachuting into
Carshalton.
Hugh I don't at this time have garlics targetted as a
priority threat.
Stephen Had you thought of a down to earth, honest to
goodness kitchen knife?
Hugh A kitchen knife?
Stephen Yes.
Produces knife.
Hugh Don't be stupid. You could have someone's eye
out with that.
Stephen I thought that was the idea.
Hugh Oh no. No no no. You misunderstand me. My
whole life is based on the principle that I will
never be the aggressor.
Stephen Really?
Hugh All I want is to be prepared.
Stephen To be prepared?
Hugh To be prepared for when they come parachuting
into Carshalton ...
Stephen Yes?
Hugh And also for the moment when I suddenly feel like
a piece of toast.
Stephen I see.
Hugh You unrestrained arsewit.
Stephen You're welcome.
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hava nagila is not part of baba o'riley. it just happened to be the song that came up next. not exactly the perfect punctuation for house and vogler's conversation, hence the comment.
Its been awhile since I've seen it... And I remembered a weird break it down part in Baba O Reillu, so I assumed...
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there's no need to cry. it baffles me how people seem to not know that song (i'm talking about baba o'riley, not hava nagila). but that's just the self-admited music elitist in me talking. jesus christ. don't take it personally.
i don't know what weird breakdown you're talking about, but half the time i try to listen to this song, i'm usually at work and my speaker set-up is less than adequate. i run my ipod through an old set of computer speakers, and one of the speakers is blown out. it's murder on that song, as the keyboard part never comes in. the synth starts the song, and before you know it, there are the drums. what the fuck? wicked lame.
i don't know what weird breakdown you're talking about, but half the time i try to listen to this song, i'm usually at work and my speaker set-up is less than adequate. i run my ipod through an old set of computer speakers, and one of the speakers is blown out. it's murder on that song, as the keyboard part never comes in. the synth starts the song, and before you know it, there are the drums. what the fuck? wicked lame.
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