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Old 04-28-2003, 03:39 AM   #1
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IT'S OFFICIAL #Balki

I Balki. You all Balki too, right?

Well, of course you do, don't be ridiculous!!!



"To forgive is divine. To be an airhead is human."

"If life gives you lemons, I suggest that you make furniture polish."

"America...land of the free, home of the Whopper."

"New York City...The Big Banana."

"That was the straw that broke Glen Campbell's back."

"What a wonderful day it's been. You have learned something, and I have learned something. Too bad we didn't learn it sooner...we could have gone to the movies instead."

"I know you like the back of my head."

"Well, feed me garlic and call me stinky!

"You are wasting your breath-mints."

"Paint me green and call me Gumby!"

"You are a dishonest person, and I wash my face of you."

"I'm in debt; I am a true American!"

"Well toss my greens and call me Caeser!"

''By the power infested in me , I pronounce you husband and wife.''

''Mary Anne and I have decided to engage in holy macaroni.''

"There are none so blind as those who can't ski."
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Old 04-28-2003, 03:46 AM   #2
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oh cousin... you are so recockulis
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"Patience is a virgin."

"Well, you know what they say...a bird in the hand will keep
pecking, and pecking, and pecking, until your hand starts
to bleed."

"You didn't tell me we were fighting for life, puberty and the pursuit of happieness."

"All right, fine. You've made your cake...now lie in it."

"We are lean cuisine fighting machines."

"Well bang my bongos and call me Desi!"

"I have my thinking cap pulled way down over my ears!"

"Well, I'll be snookered!"

*to the tune of "Itsy Bitsy Spider*:

"The itsy bitsy scorpian crawled up inside my shirt,
I smashed his little head in and threw him in the dirt
When his legs stopped wiggling I threw him in my stew,
Cuz I like crunchy insects with pinchers on, don't you?"
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Old 04-28-2003, 03:54 AM   #4
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Omigawd... where are you getting all of these lines?? don't tell me you've memorized all of them!?
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Well, of course I didn't, don't be ridiculous!



"Well feed me lemons and make me pucker!"

"I beg to quiver with you."

"We fight fire with Folgers!"

"Well don't that turn my brown eyes blue."

"Hold the phonebook!"

"After thinking about it, I came to a concussion."
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Old 04-28-2003, 04:30 AM   #6
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Re: IT'S OFFICIAL #Balki

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"What a wonderful day it's been. You have learned something, and I have learned something. Too bad we didn't learn it sooner...we could have gone to the movies instead."
That one was just on.

Other lines from that episode...

"I don't think it's right to take advantage of her because she has a public figure."

"It's too dark in here. I can't see my own nose front of my face."

"Okay, wise eye, you're asking for it!"
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Old 04-28-2003, 04:34 AM   #7
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I used to love this show! Perfect Strangers....
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Blaki paved the way for many Russian-Americans to be laughed at!
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Balki was Greek, n'est-ce pas? He was a shepherd from the fictional island of Mypos.

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this is so funny...I was just thinking about Balki this morning! And the first thread I see in IO is about Balki

Before my schedule changed to 8am-4pm, I'd stay up till 4am and watch the reruns of that show...this morning I was thinking back to our trip to Vegas, and was thinking about the episode where Balki and Larry win the trip to Vegas and the way Balki kept saying "I want to go to Vegaaasss"
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Blaki paved the way for many Russian-Americans to be laughed at!
Yeah, Balki was greek - but obviously I was talking about BLAKI

(nice spelling job at early hours)


Balki paved the way for My Big Fat Popularity then.
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I was thinking back to our trip to Vegas, and was thinking about the episode where Balki and Larry win the trip to Vegas and the way Balki kept saying "I want to go to Vegaaasss"
Balki and Wayne Newton...

"You're going to try to trick Balki by using Wayne's name in vain."

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"Hah-Wha-Ee-Ee?! Hah-Wha-Ee-Ee?! Isn't that where the Japanese bombed Pearl Bailey??"

"If everyone knew how to herd sheep, there would be no one left to write poetry."

"Listen to the wisdom that made Mypos great: there are none so blind as those who will not hear."

"That's disgusting...putting a price on a brilliant work of art. That's like painting chest hairs on the Mona Lisa."

"I love to sing. I sing for friends, for family, for the occasional sheep."

"Well, it's not over until Roseanne Barr sings."

"What if I lose my voice? What if I get a hog in my throat?"

"An hour ago I was a babe in the woodpile...and now thanks to you, I'm going to become a business typhoon."

"Raisin Poofs without raisins are like Snow White without her seven dorks."

"Nobody takes money out of my mother's mouth."

"Well, rub my chest and call me Vicks!"

"This could be the one...keep your eyes crossed!"

"Stop it! This is a man of the loincloth!"

"You stop this! Have you taken leave of your sinuses?"

"I am a halloween."

"Wool chiggers, wool chiggers! I see them little babies and I get the hoobie jubbies!"

"I forgive you for taping me up like King Toot."

"Well, throw acid rain on my parade!"

Larry: "To be a good reporter you're going to have to change your tactics."
Balki: "I put on a new pair this morning."

Larry: "You might have to go incognito."
Balki: "I don't know, Cousin...I don't care much for Mexican food. It always gives me Monty Python's revenge"

"If elected, I promise to be firm yet flexible, tough yet vulnerable, soft yet absorbent."

"Who's Cousin Larry? He's sort of my best friend and... my tormentor, you might say."

Baliff: "This court is now in session. I present Judge Francis T. Gereto."
Balki: "Aww...I was hoping for Judge Whapner."

Larry: "Oh my Lord!, its Marco Madison! He's very big in the underworld!"
Balki: "Boxers or briefs?"

"Hello Mr. Elevator! May I call you Otis?"

"I give and give and give until I am blue in the head!"
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Balki was pretty cool
Larry ruined that show though
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So yeah, that new episode of the Simpsons (800th was it?)

had a parody of Balki. It was on the TV that Homer was watching at one point in the show.

Balki was dancing in the toilet, and the other guy asked him- what are you doing?

And Balki said, "haven't you ever heard of flushdance"

Corny, but I laughed.

Again, the Simpson's is brilliant.
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"Now we are so happy, we do the dance of joy!"

The bee-tata-too-tata-rat-tata-twoie....that necklace thing Balki and MaryAnn had to wear around them during their wedding
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haha i used to love that show...
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I don't like Balki.
I don't like this thread.
I don't like Balki threads.
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I don't like Boomer not liking Balki.
I don't like Boomer not liking this thread.
I don't like Boomer not liking Balki threads.
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