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Old 11-17-2006, 04:36 PM   #1
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IO: Sporks should be illegal.

They do nothing but cause harm and pain. They hate freedom. To use a spork is to side with terrorists.
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Old 11-17-2006, 04:38 PM   #2
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Don't think so.

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Beav, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG with you?
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Big Grin I had to seperate inner and ear, because together it looks wrong

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i would like to try and tickle your inner ear with a spork!

Are you game?

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Sporks are the definition of freedom.
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How does one eat brains without a spork?
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How does one eat brains without a spork?
In my country we smash the persons head open with much fanfare, insert a barb wire like tool, and feed our lovers like we were feeding them grapes, as in the olde Roman/Greek times. Sporks are considered bovine and sorted; ignoble utensils from a more primitive time.
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In my country we smash the persons head open with much fanfare, insert a barb wire like tool, and feed our lovers like we were feeding them grapes, as in the olde Roman/Greek times. Sporks are considered bovine and sorted; ignoble utensils from a more primitive time.
How could sporks be considered primitive.

Spork evolved when the spoon and the fork started getting busy in the utinsel drawer.
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My country is very advanced. Even "forks" and "spoons" are obsolete. We use barded wire based eating instruments now. We've utterly streamlined the culinary experience.
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