IO: Pineapples are a deadly weapon

[Renne]

What else makes your mouth bleed when you eat it?

 

[nurse chrissi]

captain crunch - urban legend says they are made from shells
I still find them dee-licious

 

[Caroni]

pineapples... Of course, they have a reall strong acid, but you know, human beeens can be stupid sometimes----> look at Jackass

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

a fruitleg, but still...

 

[Renne]

Now that's a pineapple I could get behind.

 

[Caroni]

Re: a fruitleg, but still...

 

[u2granny]

Walnuts. However, I agree with Nurse Chrissi. Nothing can make your mouth bleed like Capn Crunch. Yet, I keep eating it. Why???

 

[easytiger]

how delightful.

 

[nurse chrissi]

Walnuts. However, I agree with Nurse Chrissi. Nothing can make your mouth bleed like Capn Crunch. Yet, I keep eating it. Why???

becasue of its nummy deliciousness

on pineapple - always insist on the high quality of canned pineapple the less irritating, less healthy, goes better with vodka - pinapple

 

[u2granny]

becasue of its nummy deliciousness

on pineapple - always insist on the high quality of canned pineapple the less irritating, less healthy, goes better with vodka - pinapple

I prefer tequila with my capn.

 

[nurse chrissi]

I prefer tequila with my capn.

Being from St. Louis and all - I perfer a cold budweiser product myself
numbs the pain from the bleeding mouth

 

[Renne]

what IS Captain Crunch?

 

[u2granny]

what IS Captain Crunch?

A hard as rocks cereal.

 

[nurse chrissi]

The cereal itself is a mixture of mashed maize (corn) and syrup, shaped into pieces that resemble barrels (of the sort that used to be a fixture of pre-ironclad sailing ships). The cereal is promoted by friendly old "Cap'n Crunch," a cartoon sea captain whose adventures revolve around the cereal. Cap'n Crunch's animated commercial adventures have given Quaker Oats the opportunity to spin off additional cereals based on the original, including Crunch Berries and Peanut Butter Crunch.


edited to say that yes Americans are indeed strange

 

[Renne]

It sounds kinda unappetising, yet... I want it.

 

[nurse chrissi]

 

[Bonochick]

What else makes your mouth bleed when you eat it?

Glass.

 

[Renne]

Fortified with NINE essential vitamins and minerals?

 

[Doozer61]

essentially, yes

 

[beegee]

eat glass eat glass

 

[fah]

Cap'n Crunch

Oh, when the roof of your mouth is all tingly from too much....

 

[DrTeeth]

Those are amazing tricks!

 

[Angela Harlem]

9 vitamins you say?

do they break teeth?

glass is made from sand. i wonder if there are vitamins in sand.

 

[Renne]

Sand is natural. Natural stuff is supposed to be good for you, yeah?

 

[Angela Harlem]

did you ever watch the send up of meet the press? it was called press the face and had gina riley in it and maybe peter moon. she'd say at the end of the show:
"i'm gina hard faced bitch - until next week, gurgle broken glass"



sounds good to me!

 

[Tomer]

food thread

 

[nbcrusader]

I thought there were certain benefits to eating pineapple?

 

[Renne]

obviously your mouth bleeding isn't one of them.... OR IS IT?

 

[Angela Harlem]

its a two in one. aenemia test as well as vitamin c.

 

[Renne]

ah, a win-win situation!