IO: As of 12:55 est, ALL mods are off line.

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[Cleasai]

So, at work today I was kind of loopy and tired. Customers today were especially needy. I swear they wanted me to hold their hand through-out their shopping experience. Anyway the phone rang. As I lift the handset from the receiver I then jabbed the damned thing right into my eye! It was about then I yelled out...

FUCK THAT HURT!

 

[Cleasai]

Seriously... where the fuck is everyone?

It isn't fun cussing at myself

Ah shut the fuck up.

Make me!

*throws folding chair at self*

Fucking-A man!

 

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[Sicy]

OPEN!!!

 

[yimou]

 

[Bonochick]

Close!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Sicy]

WHY????!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[U2Girl1978]

Someone needs a shoe up their ass. This is dizzying!

open and close open and close.

 

[JessicaAnn]

This is a fucking great thread!

Can we leave it open all the fucking time.

 

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[Bonochick]

 

[Sicy]

This thread is going to stay open if its the last thing I do

 

[melon]

Stop closing it. You're making me mad.

Melon

 

[Sicy]

Yeah fuckers!! You're fucking making melon mad! What the crap shit on a stick is wrong with you??

 

[Bonochick]

Who the hell knows??????

 

[Bonochick]

Once it reaches 500, it will have to be closed anyway.

 

[Sicy]

So then leave it alone!! Annoying biyatch!!!!!!!!

 

[Bonochick]

Well...

No.

 

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[U2Girl1978]

That's bitchin!

 

[melon]

Please...stop closing it.

Melon

 

[Sicy]

This thread fucking blows goats penis now since SOMEONE keeps closing it

 

[U2Girl1978]

Someone's fucking brain is going to sporked and fried soon!

 

[Sicy]

That would be Bonochick

 

[U2Girl1978]

We need to do a rain dance for her brains!

 

[Sicy]

I love when fuckers disrespect me.. cuz they seem to forget I have all the controls.

 

[Sicy]

Oh and I was not talking about you BC lol...

 

[JessicaAnn]

I am so fucking happy this thread is open again.

So fucking happy I plan to celebrate by FedExing elephant shit to my dumb ass clients.