HelloAngel
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BC, I'm convinced you are a mad genius. 
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831. He collects empty pudding containers to keep his spare change in.
832. He tried to jumpstart a toilet.
833. He claims he has a tablesaw, but it doesn't have a saw (that means it's just table, dear........it's not a tablesaw......."Yes it is!!!!!"....okay......).
834. His recipe for 3 Bean Casserole has no beans in it.
835. He tries to poke his brain with Q-Tips.
836. He log rolls in his wadin' pool.
837. He was going to be a lumberjack, but he thought he'd have to change his name to "Jack".
838. He wishes he had a tail.
839. He filled his neighbour's truckbed with tapioca puddin'.
840. He wanted to make a livin' as a professional kazoo player.
832. He tried to jumpstart a toilet.
833. He claims he has a tablesaw, but it doesn't have a saw (that means it's just table, dear........it's not a tablesaw......."Yes it is!!!!!"....okay......).
834. His recipe for 3 Bean Casserole has no beans in it.
835. He tries to poke his brain with Q-Tips.
836. He log rolls in his wadin' pool.
837. He was going to be a lumberjack, but he thought he'd have to change his name to "Jack".
838. He wishes he had a tail.
839. He filled his neighbour's truckbed with tapioca puddin'.
840. He wanted to make a livin' as a professional kazoo player.
841. The highlight of family get togethers is that he finally gets kissed by a woman...his grandma.
842. He considers tin can phones "cutting edge technology".
843. He wonders why his mom always flattens his pancakes before serving them to him.
844. He tries to eat candy jars ("Aren't they made out of candy? That's why they are called candy jars, right?").
845. He has fleas.
846. He's a biter!
847. He was going to build a ship in a bottle, but then he opted to just go for the bottle.
848. He has a sailor suit ("Just like Adam in the 'Discoteque' video! Except I have shorts and kneesocks!").
849. He likes the way the roof of his mouth tastes.
850. He doesn't know why entertainment centers are called such ("They don't entertain...they just sit there! Entertain me, dammit!").
842. He considers tin can phones "cutting edge technology".
843. He wonders why his mom always flattens his pancakes before serving them to him.
844. He tries to eat candy jars ("Aren't they made out of candy? That's why they are called candy jars, right?").
845. He has fleas.
846. He's a biter!
847. He was going to build a ship in a bottle, but then he opted to just go for the bottle.
848. He has a sailor suit ("Just like Adam in the 'Discoteque' video! Except I have shorts and kneesocks!").
849. He likes the way the roof of his mouth tastes.
850. He doesn't know why entertainment centers are called such ("They don't entertain...they just sit there! Entertain me, dammit!").
851. He uses his Easy Bake oven to make treats for his stuffed animals ("Would you like a brownie, Thumper?").
852. He choreographs dance routines and performs them on the corner.
853. He put a doorbell outside his bedroom door.
854. He wanted to play the French horn, but he doesn't know how to blow in French.
855. He sleeps in a cage to "control his primal urges".
856. He paints small stones bright colours, boxes 'em up, and tries to sell 'em as Fruity Pebbles.
857. He wants to be a bird so he can "sit on powerlines and crap on people's heads".
858. To get out of class, he tells his teachers that he's having pains in his ovaries.
859. He wants to get horn implants.
860. He loves the taste of Pepto Bismol.
852. He choreographs dance routines and performs them on the corner.
853. He put a doorbell outside his bedroom door.
854. He wanted to play the French horn, but he doesn't know how to blow in French.
855. He sleeps in a cage to "control his primal urges".
856. He paints small stones bright colours, boxes 'em up, and tries to sell 'em as Fruity Pebbles.
857. He wants to be a bird so he can "sit on powerlines and crap on people's heads".
858. To get out of class, he tells his teachers that he's having pains in his ovaries.
859. He wants to get horn implants.
860. He loves the taste of Pepto Bismol.
861. He makes his own sausage (Do NOT eat it! 
).
862. His photo albums are all empty...but he likes to show them to people.
863. He's the president of the Pokemon fan club.
864. He thinks The Cat In The Hat is the most brilliant literary work of all time.
865. He wants to get a night job so he'll have an excuse for not having a social life.
866. Even his virtual pets run away from home to get away from him.
867. He filled his living room with sandtraps.
868. If it's polyester, he'll wear it!
869. He still has his mom read him bedtime stories.
870. He wets the bed.
).862. His photo albums are all empty...but he likes to show them to people.
863. He's the president of the Pokemon fan club.
864. He thinks The Cat In The Hat is the most brilliant literary work of all time.
865. He wants to get a night job so he'll have an excuse for not having a social life.
866. Even his virtual pets run away from home to get away from him.
867. He filled his living room with sandtraps.
868. If it's polyester, he'll wear it!
869. He still has his mom read him bedtime stories.
870. He wets the bed.
871. He likes the way the adhesive on envelopes tastes.
872. He tried to turn his dog into a reindeer.
873. He needs a bib when he eats.
874. His mom has to cut his meat for him at dinner.
875. He often fancies slappin' himself in the face with a fish ("It just feels so good!").
876. He likes to have people tie his shoes together so he can see how far he can walk ("Maybe I can beat my record!").
877. He tried to crush a beer can on his head and ended up in the ER to get 5 stitches.
878. He forces himself to play the harp for 57 minutes everyday otherwise "leprechauns will force me to do their bidding!".
879. The voices in the radio scare him ("Where do they come from?!"
).
880. He types with one finger.
872. He tried to turn his dog into a reindeer.
873. He needs a bib when he eats.
874. His mom has to cut his meat for him at dinner.
875. He often fancies slappin' himself in the face with a fish ("It just feels so good!").
876. He likes to have people tie his shoes together so he can see how far he can walk ("Maybe I can beat my record!").
877. He tried to crush a beer can on his head and ended up in the ER to get 5 stitches.
878. He forces himself to play the harp for 57 minutes everyday otherwise "leprechauns will force me to do their bidding!".
879. The voices in the radio scare him ("Where do they come from?!"
).880. He types with one finger.
881. When his mom made meatloaf for dinner, he asked, "Can you make it song 'I Would Do Anything For Love'?!"
882. He refuses to eat devil's food cake because he doesn't want to go to hell.
883. He got kicked out of a weightlifting competition because his clean and jerk had nothing to do with weights.
884. He likes the smell of B.O.
885. He has a Christmas tree up year round.
886. He likes to mark his territory.
887. He enjoys grooming poodles because he can "put pretty ribbons in their hair!"
888. He doesn't get the "Why did the chicken cross the road?" joke.
889. He thinks it's an amazing coincidence that magnifying glasses magnify things ("What luck that the name went along so well with what it does!").
890. He splits his pants at least once a week (yes, they are high waters).
882. He refuses to eat devil's food cake because he doesn't want to go to hell.
883. He got kicked out of a weightlifting competition because his clean and jerk had nothing to do with weights.
884. He likes the smell of B.O.
885. He has a Christmas tree up year round.
886. He likes to mark his territory.
887. He enjoys grooming poodles because he can "put pretty ribbons in their hair!"
888. He doesn't get the "Why did the chicken cross the road?" joke.
889. He thinks it's an amazing coincidence that magnifying glasses magnify things ("What luck that the name went along so well with what it does!").
890. He splits his pants at least once a week (yes, they are high waters).
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891. He thinks "brainwashing" is sold in the laundry detergent aisle.
892. He tried to turn his roof into a griddle.
893. He emails himself.
894. He keeps a luggable loo in his backseat (how come you'll use a coffee can at home, but you need a luggable loo for travel?).
895. His shower curtain has duckies printed on it.
896. He wants to get married so that he has somebody to help him make the bed.
897. He goes to the picture show for the Goobers and previews, often not staying for the main show.
898. He enjoys cuddling with farm animals in piles of hay.
899. He opened a pawn shop in a gas station bathroom.
900. He has a fear of his ceiling fan blades flying off and slicing him open.
891. He thinks "brainwashing" is sold in the laundry detergent aisle.
892. He tried to turn his roof into a griddle.
893. He emails himself.
894. He keeps a luggable loo in his backseat (how come you'll use a coffee can at home, but you need a luggable loo for travel?).
895. His shower curtain has duckies printed on it.
896. He wants to get married so that he has somebody to help him make the bed.
897. He goes to the picture show for the Goobers and previews, often not staying for the main show.
898. He enjoys cuddling with farm animals in piles of hay.
899. He opened a pawn shop in a gas station bathroom.
900. He has a fear of his ceiling fan blades flying off and slicing him open.
901. His dad has to discipline him with a rolled up newspaper and a squirt bottle.
902. He keeps a diary...one of those pink, fuzzy ones.
903. He gives jars of dirt as birthday gifts.
904. He likes to ride in the overhead storage compartments on airplanes.
905. He likes to spray aerosol cheese in his shoes ("I love how it feels between my toes!").
906. He scratches his arse with salad tongs.
907. He likes having his picture taken with transvestites.
908. He's often mistaken for his dog.
909. The name on his library card is Wigem Tinknall (or however the hell it is spelt).
910. He used to sell pianos door-to-door.
902. He keeps a diary...one of those pink, fuzzy ones.
903. He gives jars of dirt as birthday gifts.
904. He likes to ride in the overhead storage compartments on airplanes.
905. He likes to spray aerosol cheese in his shoes ("I love how it feels between my toes!").
906. He scratches his arse with salad tongs.
907. He likes having his picture taken with transvestites.
908. He's often mistaken for his dog.
909. The name on his library card is Wigem Tinknall (or however the hell it is spelt).
910. He used to sell pianos door-to-door.
Like O2
She wore graaaapes
My friends, you are witness to perhaps the greatest moment in IO history.
**wipes away a sentimental tear**
**wipes away a sentimental tear**
911. He can't locate Canada on a map.
912. He carries a snot rag...and it's never been washed.
913. He likes to go bobbing for watermelon.
914. He rigged his sprinkler to spray Hi-C.
915. He's fascinated by hair.
916. He's paranoid about people watching him while he drinks milk.
917. He laid in the middle of the road to see if cars would stop for him (they didn't...they actually sped up...).
918. He calls the radio station to request Milli Vanilli once every hour.
919. He beats himself with cookie sheets to help him fall asleep.
920. He plays Ding Dong Ditch...but forgets the "Ditch" part.
912. He carries a snot rag...and it's never been washed.
913. He likes to go bobbing for watermelon.
914. He rigged his sprinkler to spray Hi-C.
915. He's fascinated by hair.
916. He's paranoid about people watching him while he drinks milk.
917. He laid in the middle of the road to see if cars would stop for him (they didn't...they actually sped up...).
918. He calls the radio station to request Milli Vanilli once every hour.
919. He beats himself with cookie sheets to help him fall asleep.
920. He plays Ding Dong Ditch...but forgets the "Ditch" part.
921. He puts on a variety show in the park for pigeons.
922. He tries to buy Mexican jumpin' beas in exchange for cheese.
923. He thinks that carrots make excellent party favours.
924. Every Halloween, he decorates his front hall with pictures of Ween ("It's my Hall 'o Ween! I'm so damn clever!").
925. To him, "eggnog" carries many sexual connotations.
926. If his walls could talk...they'd yawn.
927. He hangs out at airports to watch the planes take off.
928. When he answers the phone, he likes to pretend he doesn't speak English.
929. He started a clothing drive to "Help Clothe The Porn Stars".
930. He empties out pumpkins and uses them as bowls.
922. He tries to buy Mexican jumpin' beas in exchange for cheese.
923. He thinks that carrots make excellent party favours.
924. Every Halloween, he decorates his front hall with pictures of Ween ("It's my Hall 'o Ween! I'm so damn clever!").
925. To him, "eggnog" carries many sexual connotations.
926. If his walls could talk...they'd yawn.
927. He hangs out at airports to watch the planes take off.
928. When he answers the phone, he likes to pretend he doesn't speak English.
929. He started a clothing drive to "Help Clothe The Porn Stars".
930. He empties out pumpkins and uses them as bowls.
931. He claims he wrote a best-selling book ("I bought two copies...so...it has sold more than any other book I ever wrote!").
932. He has a hard time walking because the air just weighs down on him too much.
933. He has dinosaur slippers that growl when he walks.
934. He puts fake teeth under his pillow to try to lure the Tooth Fairy into his room for a midnight rendezvous.
935. His pen name is "The Artist Formerly Known As Asstrap".
936. He likes having pizza delivered because it's guaranteed social interaction (though the poor delivery guys have a really hard time getting away).
937. He made a "butt trolley" to move around the house on.
938. He set up a library in his bedroom, requiring everybody to have a card and go through the checkout process before borrowing one of his books ("I am hopin' to make a fortune on late fews...but these long hours are startin' to wear me thin!").
939. He frantically stashes toilet paper, wanting to be prepared in case a meteor were to hit.
940. He practices stuffing his cheeks like a hamster.
932. He has a hard time walking because the air just weighs down on him too much.
933. He has dinosaur slippers that growl when he walks.
934. He puts fake teeth under his pillow to try to lure the Tooth Fairy into his room for a midnight rendezvous.
935. His pen name is "The Artist Formerly Known As Asstrap".
936. He likes having pizza delivered because it's guaranteed social interaction (though the poor delivery guys have a really hard time getting away).
937. He made a "butt trolley" to move around the house on.
938. He set up a library in his bedroom, requiring everybody to have a card and go through the checkout process before borrowing one of his books ("I am hopin' to make a fortune on late fews...but these long hours are startin' to wear me thin!").
939. He frantically stashes toilet paper, wanting to be prepared in case a meteor were to hit.
940. He practices stuffing his cheeks like a hamster.
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Oh...my...DAD.... 
You afraid yet, asscrack? Well, are ya?
You afraid yet, asscrack? Well, are ya?
Ali Rose
New Yorker
wouldnt it be ironic if she got to #999, and then her computer crashed???
941. He makes Christmas ornaments out of dead bugs.
942. Dog biscuits help control his tartar.
943. He smears frosting on vermin.
944. He thinks someday the coyote will get the roadrunner.
945. He thought Men In Black was based on a true story.
946. His favorite tuxedo is "baby blue" (don't forget the "powder pink" cummerbund...).
947. He likes to hang out in sewers.
948. He sits for hours in a rockin' chair on his porch, talkin' 'bout the "good ole days way back when".
949. He tried to smoke candy cigarettes.
950. He calls the pharmacist his "drug dealer".
942. Dog biscuits help control his tartar.
943. He smears frosting on vermin.
944. He thinks someday the coyote will get the roadrunner.
945. He thought Men In Black was based on a true story.
946. His favorite tuxedo is "baby blue" (don't forget the "powder pink" cummerbund...).
947. He likes to hang out in sewers.
948. He sits for hours in a rockin' chair on his porch, talkin' 'bout the "good ole days way back when".
949. He tried to smoke candy cigarettes.
950. He calls the pharmacist his "drug dealer".
HelloAngel
ONE love, blood, life
I really MUST know where you are getting this stuff.
HelloAngel said:
*points to my head*
ABEL
An Angel In Devil's Shoes
almost there BC!
Just say to yourself "I think I can, I think, I can, I think I can!"
Just say to yourself "I think I can, I think, I can, I think I can!"
951. He thinks sparkplugs are electrically charged tampons.
952. He got fired from his paper route for cuttin' out everybody's coupons.
953. He goes to his neighbours' rummages sales and starts yelling out things like, "Hey, this is my lamp that got stolen last week! And those are my pants!!!!!!!!!!"...ya know...just for laughs...
954. He left the tub runnin' because he wanted to turn his bathroom into an aquarium ("I realized the flaw in my plan as soon as I opened the door to add the fish...").
955. He used Kool-Aid powder to dye his hair orange ("Lick my head...I'm fruity!!").
956. He organizes important documents in pizza boxes.
957. When people ask, "Who's your daddy?", he replies, "The guy who married my mom."
958. He went on an eating binge to become a sumo wrestler...but then decided he didn't want to wear diapers in public ("That's more of a 'home alone on Friday night' thing.").
959. He gives people pictures of himself for Christmas ("It's the gift that keeps on giving!").
960. He thinks clouds are what the sky throws up.
952. He got fired from his paper route for cuttin' out everybody's coupons.
953. He goes to his neighbours' rummages sales and starts yelling out things like, "Hey, this is my lamp that got stolen last week! And those are my pants!!!!!!!!!!"...ya know...just for laughs...
954. He left the tub runnin' because he wanted to turn his bathroom into an aquarium ("I realized the flaw in my plan as soon as I opened the door to add the fish...").
955. He used Kool-Aid powder to dye his hair orange ("Lick my head...I'm fruity!!").
956. He organizes important documents in pizza boxes.
957. When people ask, "Who's your daddy?", he replies, "The guy who married my mom."
958. He went on an eating binge to become a sumo wrestler...but then decided he didn't want to wear diapers in public ("That's more of a 'home alone on Friday night' thing.").
959. He gives people pictures of himself for Christmas ("It's the gift that keeps on giving!").
960. He thinks clouds are what the sky throws up.
961. He goes "stagediving" off of his couch.
962. He tried out to be one of the dancers in a Barbie workout video ("They picked all little girls...it's not fair! I've got wicked fresh moves!").
963. He had a guest spot on a news show as the weatherman (that's not the lame part). However, he was banned from the premises after giving the report that the southern U.S. would be "hot as a fuck" ("Well, it was true!").
964. When he needs to get spiffied up, he picks up some new threads from The Golf Shack.
965. He tries to convince neighbourhood kids that his house is made out of cake to see if they will try to bite it...he tries so hard that he tends to forget it really isn't made out of cake and has busted a tooth thrice (you just love makin' the kids laugh, don't ya?).
966. He makes ice cubes out of milk to use in his pop.
967. He regular buys "Naughty Gummies"...but then gets too embarrassed to eat them.
968. He had a plan to sail around the world...unfortunately, his rowboat sprung a leak 5 minutes into his journey (Silly Putty really isn't the best repair agent, is it?).
969. His mom has to use a shock collar on him.
970. He tried to invent a battery operated doughnut...but then he remembered that doughnuts don't require electricity........
962. He tried out to be one of the dancers in a Barbie workout video ("They picked all little girls...it's not fair! I've got wicked fresh moves!").
963. He had a guest spot on a news show as the weatherman (that's not the lame part). However, he was banned from the premises after giving the report that the southern U.S. would be "hot as a fuck" ("Well, it was true!").
964. When he needs to get spiffied up, he picks up some new threads from The Golf Shack.
965. He tries to convince neighbourhood kids that his house is made out of cake to see if they will try to bite it...he tries so hard that he tends to forget it really isn't made out of cake and has busted a tooth thrice (you just love makin' the kids laugh, don't ya?).
966. He makes ice cubes out of milk to use in his pop.
967. He regular buys "Naughty Gummies"...but then gets too embarrassed to eat them.
968. He had a plan to sail around the world...unfortunately, his rowboat sprung a leak 5 minutes into his journey (Silly Putty really isn't the best repair agent, is it?).
969. His mom has to use a shock collar on him.
970. He tried to invent a battery operated doughnut...but then he remembered that doughnuts don't require electricity........
Like O2
She wore graaaapes
**waits in amazement to see what BC will come up with for #1000** 
971. He likes to put banana peels on the floor and try to slip on them, to see if that's really true or not.
972. He races remote control cars for frozen dinners.
973. He got kicked out of McDonald's for refusing to leave the ball pit ("They said I was too tall......it's not fair!").
974. He owns the entire "For Dummies" book collection.
975. He enjoys reading bridal magazines.
976. He likes puttin' on scrubs and walkin' around hospitals. When a doctor is paged, he says, "Duty calls!" and takes off runnin'.
977. He goes to Ryan Adams concerts and requests "Summer of 69"...and he's NOT doing it to be a smart ass......(though that is lame also...but instead this makes him lame AND stupid...).
978. He likes to hide in the bushes to scare the mailman.
979. When asked about his job, he replies that he is a government agent...if he says anymore, he will have to kill you.
980. He think "Shirley Temple" is where Larry Mullen worshippers congregate.
972. He races remote control cars for frozen dinners.
973. He got kicked out of McDonald's for refusing to leave the ball pit ("They said I was too tall......it's not fair!").
974. He owns the entire "For Dummies" book collection.
975. He enjoys reading bridal magazines.
976. He likes puttin' on scrubs and walkin' around hospitals. When a doctor is paged, he says, "Duty calls!" and takes off runnin'.
977. He goes to Ryan Adams concerts and requests "Summer of 69"...and he's NOT doing it to be a smart ass......(though that is lame also...but instead this makes him lame AND stupid...).
978. He likes to hide in the bushes to scare the mailman.
979. When asked about his job, he replies that he is a government agent...if he says anymore, he will have to kill you.
980. He think "Shirley Temple" is where Larry Mullen worshippers congregate.
ABEL
An Angel In Devil's Shoes
*suspense*
981. He scours maps, desperately trying to find "Boogie Wonderland".
982. He doesn't understand why he can't grow rocks in his rock garden.
983. He writes letters to Justin Timberlake and Vanilla Ice, begging them to tour together ("It would be the ultimate concert experience!").
984. He gets stuck in revolving doors.
985. He goes bumper bowlin'...and still gets gutterballs.
986. He was going to paint watercolours, but "the only water I can find is clear! There's no coloured water!"
987. He constructed a live action, life-size Monkeys In A Barrel game.
988. He gives pony rides in his backyard...on his dog.
989. He likes to wear scarves over his head, big sunglasses, and trench coats when he goes out so he can pretend he's famous and dodging the paparazzi.
990. He tried to get the Canadian flag colours changed to lime green and hot pink.
982. He doesn't understand why he can't grow rocks in his rock garden.
983. He writes letters to Justin Timberlake and Vanilla Ice, begging them to tour together ("It would be the ultimate concert experience!").
984. He gets stuck in revolving doors.
985. He goes bumper bowlin'...and still gets gutterballs.
986. He was going to paint watercolours, but "the only water I can find is clear! There's no coloured water!"
987. He constructed a live action, life-size Monkeys In A Barrel game.
988. He gives pony rides in his backyard...on his dog.
989. He likes to wear scarves over his head, big sunglasses, and trench coats when he goes out so he can pretend he's famous and dodging the paparazzi.
990. He tried to get the Canadian flag colours changed to lime green and hot pink.
THE FINAL 10!
991. He rolls and smokes joints made out of catnip.
992. He once hijacked a dilly wagon.
993. He tries to grill ice cream.
994. He likes to pretend he's an automated answering machine when he picks up his phone ("Hello, you have reached Asstrap Industries, home of the asstrap!. If you'd like to speak to Kirk, please press 1...").
995. He drinks pop with a spoon.
996. He likes to lick the ink off of newspapers.
997. He has a driving hat.
998. He tries to waterski in ponds.
999. He faked his suicide so that he could collect insurance money (umm...yeah...you'd be dead, idiot...).
And now...
Reason #1000 why asstrap is lame....................
He didn't believe that I could do this!!!!!
Put that in your pipe and smoke it, asstrap!
Hmmm.............a new sig and avatar........what EVER shall I choose???
*victory dance* ---------------->
991. He rolls and smokes joints made out of catnip.
992. He once hijacked a dilly wagon.
993. He tries to grill ice cream.
994. He likes to pretend he's an automated answering machine when he picks up his phone ("Hello, you have reached Asstrap Industries, home of the asstrap!. If you'd like to speak to Kirk, please press 1...").
995. He drinks pop with a spoon.
996. He likes to lick the ink off of newspapers.
997. He has a driving hat.
998. He tries to waterski in ponds.
999. He faked his suicide so that he could collect insurance money (umm...yeah...you'd be dead, idiot...).
And now...
Reason #1000 why asstrap is lame....................
He didn't believe that I could do this!!!!!
Put that in your pipe and smoke it, asstrap!
Hmmm.............a new sig and avatar........what EVER shall I choose???
*victory dance* ---------------->
ABEL
An Angel In Devil's Shoes
OMC!!!!!!!!!! YAY
*time to break open the champaign*
*time to break open the champaign*
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