Doctor Phil
Babyface
Hi y'all.
I know y'all have plenty of problems and issues, okay? especially with the holidays comming up. doctor phil knows it's a stressful time, okay, so feel free to tell doctor phil your problems, okay?
okay.
ZeroDude said:Excuse me Sir but I've lost twenty nine different variations of socks induced by a chronic migraine, can you please help me return those socks to their rightful owners?
(Doc Phil is prejudiced against me.)
Poutine in a Suitcase said:Do you like Poutine?
Poutine in a Suitcase said:Do you like Poutine?
Headache in a Suitcase said:
Numb1075 said:inner demons
Doctor Phil said:
what is it about inner demons that makes you drool? are you nuts?
love,
phil
financeguy said:Doctor Phil
ever time your programme comes on I pick up my television set and through it out the window. This is becoming a bit of a problem as yesterday the TV ended up causing a serious road accident and I'm facing a bunch of charges.
Any advice?
Irvine511 said:Dear Dr. Phil,
How much money are you making these days by positioning yourself as a televised father-figure surrogate (who's love and advice comes at the cost of one of your endless series of books ... when did you become a nutritionist and qualified to teach people how to lose weight? strikes me that you could lose some yourself ...) in order to exploit the insecurities of overweight women across the country and take their money?
Thanks!
Sincerely,
Irvine
Mr. BAW said:Next time I'm your show, I'm kicking your ass prime time live!
UberBeaver said:DP,
I am an insane manic man-boy that needs to get his life under control. I play games with myself and other people in an attempt to hide from the truth that I am an insane manic man-boy. When I try to face the truth that I am running from my own demons, failures and broken dreams, I tend to act like an insane manic man-boy and usually wake up 2 days later, three states over in a pig trough, and the scary thing: I am at peace when I do come to.
What advice can you give me?
Thanks!
UB
PS - I read your book, and I loved it! F OPRAH! You don't need her.
Doctor Phil said:
while i appreciate your comments regarding my book, i would advise you not to "F" oprah, as you put it. been there, done that, got the herpies.
now moving on to your questions
it's good that you can admit that you are, as you say, an insane manic man-boy. but before we can go further i must ask; what are these failures and broken dreams that you're running from? and why, may i ask, are you running from them? i see by your name that you are, in fact, a beaver. perhaps there was some issue earlier in your childhood with a broken beaver damn that is now clogging your mind and holding you back from reaching your full beaver potential.
you need to come sit on my couch, mr. bevaer.
phil
Sly Stallone said:Should i make a sequel to Cobra ?
UberBeaver said:
Are you mocking me?
Numb1075 said:Is there any quick acting over the counter medicine to cure chaffing of the buttocks?
Doctor Phil said:
I think you need to ask yourself, what does Poutine mean to me? This little game your playing of trying to spin your obsession with Poutine on to other people is not fooling anyone. You need to deal with your own obsession first.
Admission is the first step. For years Oprah would not admit to her love for t-bone steaks. Then finally we had a break through, she admitted to her problems, and now look at her? It was the steak that was holding her back. Now she's the most succesuful woman in the world.
Read my book, young Poutine. It answers all questions.
Good Luck,
Phil