U2 story game

[u2_england]

Okay, you know I like to voice my opinion, but I also have a fun side.

This game will either die a 1000 deaths or last throughout the tour - it's up to you lot.

RULES
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1) You can post 10 words max.

2) You MUST let other fans join in and not 'hog' the game.

3) You have to follow the previous post as much as you can without veering off.

EXAMPLE
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u2_england wrote - "Bono walked into the bathroom and saw Edge's..."

next poster writes - "...plectrum floating in the sink. Then Larry remarks.."

next poster writes - "...Who's that knocking on the door..."


Get the gist?
If it's been done before then shoot me.
We could be writing the next U2 novel, having a laugh, or just writing a big bag of sh*te - let's see...

I'll go first.


Bono turns to Adam and points downwards...

 

[Aardvark747]

...and says - "In the name of all that's holy Adam - we've seen it before, we know how big it is, fuckin put it away"

Adam, now sulking, walked off towards.......

 

[miss becky]

...the door. "If you must know," he said, "I was going to show you..."

 

[U2MaNaIcWeIdO]

....The next Innovation in Bass technology" He then proceeds to the Garage and shows Bono....

 

[Axver]

... what initially looked like a rusty stringless guitar, but actually ...

 

[D'oh!]

......turned out to be a frying pan! 'Dont be alarmed', said Adam, 'I was only.....

 

[Aardvark747]

...."gonna give ur bollocks a bashing with it - for not letting me play my fave. song AMAAW on the new tour."

Bono turned to flee, but Adam managed to.............

 

[beli]

...... grab scissors and cut Bonos hair into a mullet. Bono ........

 

[Aardvark747]

....screamed - "NNNOOOOOOOOO - I promised Ali i'd never ever style my hair on hers again! You blonde bimbo Adam - you're dead now!! You wanted spoons for your spoon collection? Now you're gonna get......".........

 

[Axver]

... forks shoved fair up your arse!" Adam turned and ...

 

[Aardvark747]

...said "Right Jimminy Cricket, you've gone too far. I havent been a dumb blonde since 1981!! You've really pushed me now"

At that moment - Larry walks in...........

 

[digsy]

... with a tea cosy over his head
"Look at this!"
he says as he shows them his...

 

[Aardvark747]

....downloaded copy of 'Larry's Grammy Apology - Jick's Mix'. "I cant believe they love me so much! I always thought I had to hide behind u Bono, but now, as founder of this band - I AM TAKING OVER LEAD VOCALS".

With this, Bono replied.............

 

[IWasBored]

"over my dead body!! and what the fuck is that gray thing on the...........

 

[Aardvark747]

...Edge's face?!

Edge, unhappy with that comment, said............

 

[u2_england]

..it's time to tell you all my terrible secret...

 

[enajh2]

..I'm not the real Edge!! ......




(Couldn't help myself! )

 

[beli]

Adam brewed a pot of tea and....

 

[Pero]

.....Then went to the fridge to get a Guiness...

 

[u2_england]

..inside the fridge was the severed head of...

 

[beli]

......Henry Rollins pickled in sauerkraut. Adam offered....

 

[Adam'sbaby]

...Bono a piece of Henry's head but he....

 

[IWasBored]

woudn't touch the ears, for they were too...

 

[miss becky]

...hairy and gross. So instead he...

 

[beli]

... held Henrys skull in his left hand and whispered.....

 

[Adam'sbaby]

...you should have just been nice to me Henry, now..

 

[U2MaNaIcWeIdO]

...I can do whatever I want to you..and procceds to....

 

[Canadiens1131]

put Henry's head back in the fridge.

Adam suddenly looked....

 

[beli]

....at Larry and wondered why he was crying. Larry.....

 

[u2_england]

...said, I've just heard some terrible news on the radio...