Earnie Shavers
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a) 
Bono?
b)
MacPhisto?
Bono?b)
MacPhisto?
I'd rather have 10 beers with....
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starsgoblue
Blue Crack Addict
10 glasses of champagne with Mac....
10 Guinnesses with Bono....
10 Guinnesses with Bono....
timothius
Rock n' Roll Doggie FOB
Stars... so true 
Earnie Shavers
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I was going to add The Fly, but I suspect he drinks Jack Daniels straight from the bottle and I don't want to encourage that 
financeguy
ONE love, blood, life
starsgoblue said:10 glasses of champagne with Mac....
10 Guinnesses with Bono....
Sounds good. Hilarious thread.
one4u2
ONE love, blood, life
+ Guinness = Me 
Earnie Shavers
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There is no (c) Both - monkeys!!!
You are standing in the middle of the road. On one side of the road is a pub. Inside that pub is Bono and he's happy to sit with you and get ever increasingly drunk and talk about whatever you want all night.
On the other side of the road is a nightclub. In that nightclub is MacPhisto in his best party gear. Lord knows what he's got planned for you, but it's certainly a night of complete and total debauchery like you've never seen before and never will again.
One or the other.
You are standing in the middle of the road. On one side of the road is a pub. Inside that pub is Bono and he's happy to sit with you and get ever increasingly drunk and talk about whatever you want all night.
On the other side of the road is a nightclub. In that nightclub is MacPhisto in his best party gear. Lord knows what he's got planned for you, but it's certainly a night of complete and total debauchery like you've never seen before and never will again.
One or the other.
starsgoblue
Blue Crack Addict
Did someone say debauchery....
See, you just make Mac sound so damn sexy....
See, you just make Mac sound so damn sexy....
financeguy
ONE love, blood, life
I'd have to go for the debauchery, cos I'm a bit, eh, debaucherous. And I like seedy nightclubs.
Sorry, Bono.
Sorry, Bono.
timothius
Rock n' Roll Doggie FOB
In the revised scenario Earnie...
I take a resounding a)
I take a resounding a)
BVS
Blue Crack Supplier
Does alcohol really effect the devil?
miss becky
Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS
Ooh, I gotta go with debauchery, every time. 
WildHoneyAlways
Rock n' Roll Doggie FOB
Totally Macphisto. I'm all for debauchery. I'm easily seduced. 
Moonlit_Angel
Blue Crack Addict
I'd pick Bono, personally. Nothing against ol' Mac, but I'm just not the debauchery type.
Angela
Angela
starsgoblue
Blue Crack Addict
That'd be lovely....
10 beers? i'll go with a doctor, so they can pump my stomach when i get alcohol poisoning.
Zoots
Blue Crack Supplier
KhanadaRhodes said:
Best post here!
starsgoblue
Blue Crack Addict
KhanadaRhodes said:
Lightweight.
biff
Rock n' Roll Doggie Band-aid
I'd say Bono, because he invented MacPhisto. Get him drunk enough ( or more likely interested enough) and you can end up with both!
FlyYourKite
Rock n' Roll Doggie ALL ACCESS
biff said:I'd say Bono, because he invented MacPhisto. Get him drunk enough ( or more likely interested enough) and you can end up with both!
Smarty pants!
Best idea.
martha
Blue Crack Supplier
I too like debauchery as much as the next girl, but Mac kind of creeps me out, and Bono doesn't, so I'll take 1/2 a beer with Bono.
1/2 a beer is all I can take. I'm a cheap date.
1/2 a beer is all I can take. I'm a cheap date.
Sad_Girl
Blue Crack Supplier
Bono easily! To have the chance and sit all night and talk about everything/anything with Bono? That's the ultimate! (Although I'd feel bad for anyone else trying to get a word in edgewise, cuz it wouldn't happen)
That's the ultimate! (Although I'd feel bad for anyone else trying to get a word in edgewise, cuz it wouldn't happen)
annabelle
New Yorker
Beers with Bono please... 
or a glass or two of a good red...
Mr McP freaks me out..somehow I think I would be tongue-tied with him but with Bono...
or a glass or two of a good red...Mr McP freaks me out..somehow I think I would be tongue-tied with him but with Bono...
BEVERLY56
Refugee
Bono - but no alcohol! Wouldn't want to miss a thing, or take a chance on not remembering in the morning.
I'd love to go on a night out with The Fly, Jack D straight from the bottle, a score deck of B and H and the license to be the living embodiment of Rock and Roll all day long, of course I may die in a few years due to that
Earnie Shavers
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The Fly is far too energetic for me.
Bono is going to interrupt your chat to call a world leader and ask for money.
But MacPhisto is going to interrupt your chat to prank call a world leader and tell him that he invented money in the first place and he's now decided he's going to take it all back .
The more Bono drinks, the more he's going to rant and the less it's going to make sense. It will quickly not be a conversation and you will simply be an audience.
I'm sticking with MacPhisto. He's the far more powerful of the two. No all night rants in my ear about Africa this, redemption that. I don't want to be sitting there feeling like an insignificant, bad person listening to how Bono spent the day saving the world. I want an all night adventure where I can completely bathe in being a bad person. I'll take whatever temptation MacPhisto offers and swing from the chandeliers with a supermodel on my spare arm thanks.
And midway through the night, MacPhisto and I are crashing your party with Bono so MacPhisto can slap him round for becoming a shallow pop act and pinch his cigarettes.
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Bono is going to interrupt your chat to call a world leader and ask for money.
But MacPhisto is going to interrupt your chat to prank call a world leader and tell him that he invented money in the first place and he's now decided he's going to take it all back .
The more Bono drinks, the more he's going to rant and the less it's going to make sense. It will quickly not be a conversation and you will simply be an audience.
I'm sticking with MacPhisto. He's the far more powerful of the two. No all night rants in my ear about Africa this, redemption that. I don't want to be sitting there feeling like an insignificant, bad person listening to how Bono spent the day saving the world. I want an all night adventure where I can completely bathe in being a bad person. I'll take whatever temptation MacPhisto offers and swing from the chandeliers with a supermodel on my spare arm thanks.
And midway through the night, MacPhisto and I are crashing your party with Bono so MacPhisto can slap him round for becoming a shallow pop act and pinch his cigarettes.
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