Cheesiest lyrics ever

[WildHonee]

Originally posted by scatteroflight:
I am extremely fond of this line from...uh...what's it called? The Backstreet Boys song..oh yeah, "Everybody." It has many classic lines, but nothing beats this:

"Oh my God, we're back again!"

LMAO! That's A.J.!

You are.....my fiiiire
The one...desiiiire
Believe when I say
I want it THAT WAY.

WTF is this song about? I can never figue it out.

MORE CHEESE: I'm not a girl...not yet a woman. It's REALLY funny to hear this on the radio and start laughing at Britney

bc there's a ginormous pause after she says I'M NOT A GIRL. lmao

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~*Mona*~ 97%compatible with Bono
"Perhaps Miss PLEBA herself" ~Gypsy~

"Bono...a sort of holy cross between the Morrisons, Jim and Van"

YOU KNOW I BELIEVE IT

 

[The_Sweetest_Thing]

*lol* Mona! I thought I was the on;ly one who laughed at that!

I hate this song:

Yo man) Yo
(Open up man) What do you want man?
(My girl just caught me)
You let her catch you?
(I don't know how I let this happen)
With who?
(The girl next door, you know?) Man...
(I don't know what to do) Say it wasn't you
(Alright)

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this we were both butt-naked
Banging on the bathroom floor
How could I forget
That I had given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me

How you can grant the woman access to your villa
Trespasser and a witness while you cling on your pillow
You better watch your back before she turn into a killer
Best for you and the situation not to call the beaner
To be a true player you have to know how to play
If she say you're not, convince her say you're gay
Never admit to a word when she say makes a claim
And you tell her baby no way

But she caught me on the counter
(It wasn't me)
Saw me banging on the sofa
(It wasn't me)
I even had her in the shower
(It wasn't me)
She even caught me on camera
(It wasn't me)
She saw the marks on my shoulder
(It wasn't me)
Heard the words that I told her
(It wasn't me)
Heard the screams getting louder
(It wasn't me)
She stayed until it was over

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this we were both butt-naked
Banging on the bathroom floor
How could I forget
That I had given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me

I had tried to keep her from what she was about to see
Why should she believe me when I told her it wasn't me
Make sure she knows it's not you and lead her on



Puh-lease. In fact, I hate all Shaggy's songs.

 

[angelwhisper_29]

Alanis Morissette? - -

I WAS HOPING

"...and I said I haven't been eating chicken or meat or anything and you said yes but you've been wearing leather and laughed and said we're at the top of the food chain and yes you're still a fine woman and I cringed"

And pretty much the rest of the song -

I like her somewhat, but dang - to get a chance to record and show the world your voice and this is what ya come up with ???

also - pretty much anything country these days!! OVERATED!

 

[scatteroflight]

Originally posted by WildHonee:


You are.....my fiiiire
The one...desiiiire
Believe when I say
I want it THAT WAY.

WTF is this song about? I can never figue it out.

I saw a video parody of this--I Want a Fat Babe. I'm really sorry, but it was FUNNY.



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You say you want
Diamonds on a ring of gold
Your story to remain untold
Your love not to grow cold

 

[senrab]

BOOM CHA
BOOM CHA
Discotheque

When you touch me like this
And when you hold me like that
It was gone with the wind
But it's all coming back to me
When you see me like this
And when I see you like that
Then we see what we want to see
All coming back to me

Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you stop, think
You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
I summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet Swiss
I like the sushi 'cause it's never touched a frying pan
Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes
Big like Leann Rimes
Because I'm all about value
Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits
You try to match wits
You try to hold me but I bust through
Gonna make a break and take a fake
I'd like a stinkin achin shake
I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavours
Gotta see the show, cause then you'll know
The vertigo is gonna grow
Cause it's so dangerous, you'll have to sign a waiver

 

[Klodomir]

Was that Titanic song already mentioned?

 

[Kieran McConville]

Love lifts us up where we belong
where the eagles fly
on a mountain high

I think that Joe Cocker duet (along with Kenny Rogers/Dolly Parton etc) must have been on about ten million 'greatest love songs' compilations in the 80's.

Another choice morsel:

Didn't Patrick Swayze get into music at some point also? "She's like the night" or something. That was a bit awful.

 

[Klodomir]

Gawd yes! "She's like the wind". A song about farts, apparently.

 

[Hallelujah Here She Comes]

How about:

"I don't think you're ready for this jelly"

Not to insult Bono's favorite band or anything, but this one probably won't make it into the songwriting hall of fame.

 

[Gina Marie]

Originally posted by Klodomir:
"She's like the wind". A song about farts, apparently.

LM(oops)_O!!!!

 

[spinninghead77]

Then there's Jewel, with her oh so deep lyrics:

"I brush my teeth and put the cap back on"!!!

 

[Achtung_Bebe]

Originally posted by spinninghead77:
Then there's Jewel, with her oh so deep lyrics:

"I brush my teeth and put the cap back on"!!!

Bubba needs to make an appearance right about now so he can stick up for his precious Jewel

hmmmm how about this one:

I love the way you look at me
I love the way you slap my ass
I love the dirty things you do
I have control of you

I am SOOOO sorry, but everytime I hear this bit, it drives me nuts, and its said repeatedly... blah

 

[Klodomir]

Originally posted by spinninghead77:
Then there's Jewel, with her oh so deep lyrics:

"I brush my teeth and put the cap back on"!!!

Put the cap back on her tooth?

 

[Bonochick]

Originally posted by scatteroflight:
I saw a video parody of this--I Want a Fat Babe. I'm really sorry, but it was FUNNY.

I saw that too. *lol*

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"I don't know you,
But you don't know the half of it..."

 

[WildHoneyAlways]

Ug,Patrick Swayze...She's like the wind, through my trees?
And then there's this line: Can't look in her eyes, there's nothin to seeeeeeee
Liquid Dreams is the worst, I can't believe they released that song.
And at the risk of being banned, I have always liked I Want it That Way