Bono's new cooking show!

[reggiethedawg]

I CALL POP!!! *pop lurver*

POPCORN

1. Discoeggs
2. Do You Fell Hungry
3. Mofork
4. If God Will Cook My Dinner (I could use some food right now...)
5. Staring at the Stove
6. Last Meal on Earth
7. Done (the steak's already done...been that way all along...)
8. My apples
9. The Ronald McDonald Mansion
10. If You Wear That Cooking Apron
11. Cheese
12. Wake Up Dead Chef

this thread is brilliant y'all are too funny

Hehe great stuff, or how about instead of My Apples - My Ham & Me

 

[Miggy D]

I've had enough
And I'm throwing up
On this Miracle Fudge

 

[Miggy D]

Sometimes you can't bake it
Best you can do is to shake it
Sometimes you can't bake it...
On your own...

 

[Miggy D]

(For those of you unfamiliar - Safeway is a large grocery chain on the Western coast of the United States)


"Safeway"

Take this cart
Rollin' on down to aisle nine
Take this cart
And make it full

Take this list:
Baking soda, white bread, peanut butter
Take this list
And make it done (done)

Take this soup
Mixed with beef and vegetables
Take this soup
And make it cheap (cheap)

Safeway
Safeway
Always pay before you leave the store
Safeway
Safeway
Still it leaves you wanting more

 

[reggiethedawg]

Way too funny Miggy D!

A few more from Zooropa...

Fairycakes (Babyface)
Myfatbum (Numb)
Pay (For your meal, or else!) (Stay (Faraway, So Close!))
Gammon (Lemon)

 

[kennerado]

Safeway has taken over we have them down here as well

 

[lady luck]

I'm hungry!!!

Bono can bake the beans!!

 

[Tania]

The program "U2 CAN COOK!"

The Edge, sans beanie but with one of those great big white Chef's hats quietly preparing the recipe properly as Bono throws ingredients about, generally making a mess and losing everything.

(An aside, my daughter thought that it was "Where the Sheep have no names.... - can just see the video...

Sheepdog (a la Babe): "And your name is?"

Sheep 1: " uuuummmmmm.... "

 

[TheFlyOnTheWall]

The title scared me...

 

[Tania]

Which one "U2 CAN COOK" or "Bono's new cooking show" (as opposed to his "old" cooking show ?