And then strapped to a chair forced to listen to Zooropa on repeat for as long as it takes him to realise it cannot possibly be the worst song on this album.
Take every song in the world and put them on shuffle. There is a 99.99999999999999999% chance that what pops up will be a much worse song than Zooropa. The remaining sliver of a percentage will instead be a little worse or roughly equal.