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Old 10-20-2001, 03:14 PM   #1
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Best Pickup Lines

I want to hear em! Be creative people!

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"I'm gonna start a day care!"-Bono
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Old 10-20-2001, 03:17 PM   #2
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"Are you an angel?"

(NOTE: Works best if you're a nine-year-old slave of a Toydarian junk dealer living on a desert planet controlled by the Hutts.)

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Old 10-20-2001, 03:18 PM   #3
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yes please give the guys in Louisiana some tips.
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Old 10-20-2001, 03:20 PM   #4
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With my luck lately, I should start out by, "Are you single?"

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What would work on me in a heartbeat:

"Hi, I'm the drummer for the band U2."




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Old 10-20-2001, 03:26 PM   #6
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What would work on me in a heartbeat:

"Hi, I'm the drummer for the band U2."




Until you turn around and see a 400 pound sweaty guy with no teeth.

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"Hi, do you sleep on your stomach? Cuz Id sure like to."


LMAO
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Until you turn around and see a 400 pound sweaty guy with no teeth.



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Old 10-20-2001, 03:33 PM   #9
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"Hi, do you sleep on your stomach? Cuz Id sure like to."


LMAO
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHA!

And that's coming from a high school kid! They're learning young these!

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Then there's my U2 one:

"Excuse me! May I climb your highest mountains?"

That one will get you slapped!

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Boys will be boys.



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Old 10-20-2001, 04:59 PM   #12
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"Hello. My name is George Costanza, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."

That's the best one I've ever heard!
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Old 10-20-2001, 05:14 PM   #13
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The best one I've personally recieved was from a friend's older brother. He asked me if I was german, and I said--yeah, a little.
So then he asked--so...would you like a little more in you???

I personally like the old---I think you should slip into something more comfortable...like me.

Or--fuck me if I'm wrong but is your name"----" (something very oddball).

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Old 10-20-2001, 06:03 PM   #14
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You know what would look good on you? ME!

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Dont say a word, just lick your eyebrows.

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