Kieran McConville
ONE love, blood, life
Boy has this place changed since 2002!
The title of this thread is apposite, as I used to be a fucking regular round here. I fucking owned this place, together with Zoomerang96, Elvis Presley, and a few others.
I mean, it was all deeply corrupt of course, but fun. Plenty of fun.
The standards have definitely slipped since then. Now I'm like, a ghost or something.
I'm glad I've started posting again a little though. Because, I'm like that ageing, bachelor uncle that you don't know how to handle: I am bad news, but at the same time, I'm family.
You can't kick me out, and I can drink you under the table. So what are we left with except some wildly inappropriate groping in the dark?
In the dark, I say. I've removed all the lightbulbs. It's dark and I've removed my clothes. Not because of any other reason than it's also hot in here.
It's very hot in here. Miss you, wish you were her.
Just kidding, guys, we can turn the lights back on now.
NO WAIT!
The title of this thread is apposite, as I used to be a fucking regular round here. I fucking owned this place, together with Zoomerang96, Elvis Presley, and a few others.
I mean, it was all deeply corrupt of course, but fun. Plenty of fun.
The standards have definitely slipped since then. Now I'm like, a ghost or something.
I'm glad I've started posting again a little though. Because, I'm like that ageing, bachelor uncle that you don't know how to handle: I am bad news, but at the same time, I'm family.
You can't kick me out, and I can drink you under the table. So what are we left with except some wildly inappropriate groping in the dark?
In the dark, I say. I've removed all the lightbulbs. It's dark and I've removed my clothes. Not because of any other reason than it's also hot in here.
It's very hot in here. Miss you, wish you were her.
Just kidding, guys, we can turn the lights back on now.
NO WAIT!