Wittenoom Superthread

[Alisaura]

Total Posts: 565
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major_panic 164
Axver 153

All together now...

AXVER = OWNED.

 

[major_panic]

I think it's just steadily descending to tomorrow's forecast high of 30.

Oh fuck. Just checked the Bureau and tomorrow's been revised up to 33. Fuck off.

FOAD

 

[Axver]

My cousin's roommate's brother's uncle's barber's mobile phone dealer knows Bono, and he just confirmed it, so it must be true!

My friend's dog's vet's aunt's nurse's friend's greengrocer's cat's fleas came from Bono's dog and from that source, I can confirm it's even more rumoured than that.

 

[Alisaura]

Oh fuck. Just checked the Bureau and tomorrow's been revised up to 33. Fuck off.

Read the next bit... change coming thru the west from late morning....

Dammit, now I don't know what to wear to work.

 

[Axver]

That's what happens when you get me started talking about food, and imitating Bono... But anyway I'm about to head off, so you can regain your lead in the meantime!

Holy crap I actually have class tomorrow, and at 9am

9am? You poor sod. I don't have class until 2:15.

Really should do my readings sometime though ...

 

[Axver]

All together now...

AXVER = OWNED.

... damnit.

But if the Maj. is going, then not for much longer!

 

[Alisaura]

Dark Helmet: I have something to tell you.
Lone Star: ... What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's uncle's brother's cousin's former room-mate!
Lone Star: ... So what does that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become!
*cue Schwartz battle*

Space Balls

 

[major_panic]

My friend's dog's vet's aunt's nurse's friend's greengrocer's cat's fleas came from Bono's dog and from that source, I can confirm it's even more rumoured than that.

(from the leaked 3 second clip of Blindness)

OMG OMG OMG Bono's voice is sounding so good, it's like Bad on the Vertigo versions he hold the note, hit the high C a few times also on the tour. He even sang the note in three parts of the song on almost very version on Vertigo tour.

The versions when he hold the note best:
1984-11-24 - Dortmund
1986-06-15 - East Rutherford
2005-04-25 - Seattle
2005-09-14 - Toronto,
2005-12-04 - Boston
2006-12-04 - Tokyo

But this time he hits the high E sharp, and holds it for 1.23045 seconds!

This is the best Bono's voic have been!

 

[Axver]

Read the next bit... change coming thru the west from late morning....

I'm my tired heatstrokeness, I didn't see that. YES. HALLELUJAH.

PRAISE THE (NON-EXISTENT?) LORD.

 

[major_panic]

Dark Helmet: I have something to tell you.
Lone Star: ... What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's uncle's brother's cousin's former room-mate!
Lone Star: ... So what does that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become!
*cue Schwartz battle*

Space Balls

You got it absolutely right, that's what I was thinking of when I posted!

All right, I'm heading off. Catch you all later!

 

[bono_man2002]

I think it's just steadily descending to tomorrow's forecast high of 30.

Oh fuck. Just checked the Bureau and tomorrow's been revised up to 33. Fuck off.

So, Still enjoying living in Melbourne André?

 

[Axver]

(from the leaked 3 second clip of Blindness)

OMG OMG OMG Bono's voice is sounding so good, it's like Bad on the Vertigo versions he hold the note, hit the high C a few times also on the tour. He even sang the note in three parts of the song on almost very version on Vertigo tour.

The versions when he hold the note best:
1984-11-24 - Dortmund
1986-06-15 - East Rutherford
2005-04-25 - Seattle
2005-09-14 - Toronto,
2005-12-04 - Boston
2006-12-04 - Tokyo

But this time he hits the high E sharp, and holds it for 1.23045 seconds!

This is the best Bono's voic have been!

OH MY NON-EXISTENT GOD.

THAT IS THE BEST PARRRRRODY EVER.

YOU WIN.

 

[bono_man2002]

9am? You poor sod. I don't have class until 2:15.

Really should do my readings sometime though ...

I have to be at 8:30.

EARLY STARTS FTMFL!!!!!!

 

[Axver]

So, Still enjoying living in Melbourne André?

Yes. If this were Queensland, we'd be being suffocated by humidity and this would be the forecast for the next fucking month.

 

[Alisaura]

I'm my tired heatstrokeness, I didn't see that. YES. HALLELUJAH.

Um, wow. Get some cold water into you, stat!

Typos are a symptom of heat stroke, apparently....

 

[major_panic]

OH MY NON-EXISTENT GOD.

THAT IS THE BEST PARRRRRODY EVER.

YOU WIN.

Ok, I cheated, I copied a bit from his posts in EYKIW.

Doesn't mean they're not accurate though!

Anyway, I'm really going now, don't melt!

 

[bono_man2002]

Yes. If this were Queensland, we'd be being suffocated by humidity and this would be the forecast for the next fucking month.

True My Dad's just been away in Darwin (He's going to New Zealand at the end of the month apparently)

Anyways, He's come from Fucking Hot and Humid to Fucking Hot. Lucky Him!

 

[bono_man2002]

Dark Helmet: I have something to tell you.
Lone Star: ... What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's uncle's brother's cousin's former room-mate!
Lone Star: ... So what does that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become!
*cue Schwartz battle*

Space Balls

My mate LOVES this movie. I have never seen it.

Currently Watching : Arrested Development.

 

[Axver]

Um, wow. Get some cold water into you, stat!

Typos are a symptom of heat stroke, apparently....

I made a typo?

Oh, so I did. Had to read that five times to get it.

This is bad.

I've always said I don't cope well in heat ...

 

[Alisaura]

You got it absolutely right, that's what I was thinking of when I posted!

All right, I'm heading off. Catch you all later!

I cannot even guess at how many times I watched that video. We borrowed it out from the video place at least once a month. And then we taped it off the TV...

Seeya Maj.! Have a good one

 

[Axver]

Ok, I cheated, I copied a bit from his posts in EYKIW.

Doesn't mean they're not accurate though!

Anyway, I'm really going now, don't melt!

So that's how you nailed the weird grammar? Good use of resources then.

Anyway, g'night!

 

[bono_man2002]

I made a typo?

Oh, so I did. Had to read that five times to get it.

This is bad.

I've always said I don't cope well in heat ...

SEND THIS MAN TO TASMANIA!!!

 

[bono_man2002]

Nighty Night major_p!

 

[Axver]

I cannot even guess at how many times I watched that video. We borrowed it out from the video place at least once a month. And then we taped it off the TV...

I'll be honest and say I don't know what you're talking about. But that quote was funny.

 

[Alisaura]

My mate LOVES this movie. I have never seen it.

YOU MUST. This is not optional.

Ooh, you're into Muse, right? Do you know which piece of classical music they ripped off with that piano part in Hoodoo? I know I've heard it before but I can't think of the name...

 

[Axver]

SEND THIS MAN TO TASMANIA!!!

I'm not sure whether to laugh or catch the next train to Shepparton to kick your arse.

 

[bono_man2002]

YOU MUST. This is not optional.

Ooh, you're into Muse, right? Do you know which piece of classical music they ripped off with that piano part in Hoodoo? I know I've heard it before but I can't think of the name...

I know the part. Ummm. Let me check MuseLive.

 

[Axver]

Wednesday Fine. Min 16 Max 26
Thursday Few showers. Min 15 Max 23
Friday Fine. Min 13 Max 23
Saturday Fine. Min 14 Max 25
Sunday Fine. Min 13 Max 27
Monday Few showers. Min 15 Max 25

REASONABLE WEATHER.

 

[bono_man2002]

I'm not sure whether to laugh or catch the next train to Shepparton to kick your arse.

Our Cow's will kick your arse!

 

[bono_man2002]

Wednesday Fine. Min 16 Max 26
Thursday Few showers. Min 15 Max 23
Friday Fine. Min 13 Max 23
Saturday Fine. Min 14 Max 25
Sunday Fine. Min 13 Max 27
Monday Few showers. Min 15 Max 25

REASONABLE WEATHER.

HOLY FUCK!!!

UNDER 30!!!!!.....THERE IS A (NO)GOD!