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Old 02-20-2006, 12:52 AM   #1
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Who's better: Little Kids or Senior Citizens?

I hate them both.

But old people have better stories. And I like ladies with blue hair.

Little kids can't buy beer.

bastards.
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Old 02-20-2006, 12:58 AM   #2
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In general, little kids. You can't teach an old dog new tricks
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Old 02-20-2006, 01:00 AM   #3
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I think I would have to go with little kids, though I also hate them real fuckin' good. At least they sometimes have the balls to thumb their noses (knowingly or otherwise) at authority, whereas the old people are usually too bitter or stupid even to know what's going on. There's really nothing else like hearing a little-ass kid tell somebody to "Fuck off!" or whatever, you know?

It's either sad or embarrassing when an old dude does it just before either killing a load of pedestrians with his car/undeserved driving priviledges or falling down on the sidewalk.

ALERT: I don't hate all old people (I love many, in fact) and I don't hate all little kids (ditto), but I sure as fuck hate most of 'em.
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Old 02-20-2006, 01:32 AM   #4
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I think I'll go with the oldies, since I'm a hell of a lot closer to geezer status than I am to little kid.

Besides, I keep hoping to manipulate a rich old sick dude to leave me his fortune.
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They both suck equally.
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I I sure as fuck hate most of 'em.

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this thread is HYSTERICAL! I almost spit coffee all over myself reading this! It's brilliant!



DISCLAIMER: Altho I don't hate anyone, really, I don't know who I'd like less-old folks or young uns, so I'll suffice it to say I don't like all old folks, nor do I care for all little kids.
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Old 02-20-2006, 09:19 AM   #7
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I'll go with the oldies.

Oldies and kids say the same outlandish things, but it's funnier coming from old people because you would think they would know better.
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I love them both unless they are bratty, and bitter.
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Old 02-20-2006, 12:18 PM   #9
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My vote goes to little kids. They may be annoying as fuck, but at least you can tell them to shut up without getting a long, boring, quivery story that goes along the lines of "In my days, young people had respect for their elders..."
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im with inmyplace13 they both suck.....even though we all get old...but im going to try not to be annoying!!
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Old 02-20-2006, 01:24 PM   #11
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christ you guys are bitter aren't you!

little kids are so much better...basically what GibsonGirl said. I love little kids even if they can be annoying at times. On the other hand I'm working on a thesis that says old people are more often than not racist bigots. I suppose it's "not their fault" blah blah but it gets old.
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The wisdom of senior citizens vs. the innocent caring of a child.

You will all get to an age where you have to take care of both.
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On the other hand I'm working on a thesis that says old people are more often than not racist bigots.


I just love hearing my grandmother talking about "negroes" and "kaffirs." I also love hearing her talking about the "fact" that all non-whites are murderers and thieves.
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I love both to be honest ..

but I'd choose little kids over the old folk because the children are way more entertaining than old people.
they laugh at anything too so no matter what, you're funny and have a great sense of humor
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My grandmother's racist remarks annoy me

I don't suppose she intends them to come across as such, and I still her.

The closed-mindedness does get old though.
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