Where Reynolds Cut the Firewood, Pitcairn Island Superthread

[The Sad Punk]

So far, we've visited:

1. Pot Survivor Round One
2. Australia Discotheque style
3. EBTTRT
4. IAMJ
5. TCATT
6. POTDB
7. EYKIW/Liechtenstein
8. AIWIU2
9. Australia
10. Djibouti
11. Te Urewera National Park
12. Inaccessible Island
13. Lodgepole, Nebraska
14. Bangaluru, which was Bangin'
15. Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu
16. Territorial Collectivity of Saint Pierre and Michelin
17. Ouagadougou
18. Dominican Republic
19. Longyearbyen, Spitsbergen
20. Fernando de Noronha
21. Kyzyl, aka Fuck Vowels
22. Torquay, aka Fawlty Towers
23. Bill, Wyoming
24. Fenway Park
25. Pridnestrovian Moldavian Republic
26. Bumberry, New South Wales
27. Vrbno pod Pradědem
28. Unalaska, Alaska
29. Sexy Peak, Idaho
30. Fucking, Austria
31. Wittenoom, Western Australia
32. Hell, Michigan
33. Centralia, Pennsylvania
34. Anus, France
35. Vagina, Krasnoyarsk Krai, Russia
36. Wetwang, England
37. Cunter, Switzerland
38. Bastard Township, Ontario
39. Useless Loop, Western Australia
40. Tea or Coffee, South Dakota
41. Giggleswick, England
42. Whakapapa (pronounced "Fuck a Papa"), New Zealand, aka Incest
43. Jen's Room, Lamethreadlocation, Geelong
44. Twatt, Shetland
45. Fingringhoe, Essex
46. Blowhard, Victoria
47. Orange Free State, South Africa
48. Middle Intercourse Island
49. Disneyland, USA
50. Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Quebec
51. This Baby's Moustache, America
52. Boring Lava Field, Oregon
53. Morón Air Base, Spain
54. Comet 3D/Biela (lost)
55. Dildo, Newfoundland
56. Haiku Valley, Hawaii
57. Hole of Horcum, England
58. Cumbum, Tamil Nadu, India
59. Hell For Certain, Kentucky
60. Devil's Dyke, Sussex, England
61. Koolyanobbing, Western Australia
62. Jamaica Plain, Massachusetts
63. Three Cocks and the Truth, Wales
64. Saddam Hussein Town, Sri Lanka
65. Tittybong, Victoria, Australia
66. Humptulips, Washington
67. Sugar Tit, South Carolina
68. End of Earth, Michigan
69. Big Bone Lick State Park, Kentucky
70. Kholat Syakhl, Russia
71. Adelaide, South Australia
72. Dumb Hope, Northumberland, UK
73. Bumpass, Virginia
74. Bogan Gate, New South Wales
75. The Mullet, Ireland
76. Upperthong, West Yorkshire
77. Sexbierum, Holland
78. Pussy, France
79. Postwhorehouse Meadow
80. Brilliant, Alabama
81. Hooker, Oklahoma
82. Knob Lick, Missouri
83. Fresh Kills, Staten Island
84. Swastika, Ontario
85. Paw Paw, West Vagina
86. Tutaekuri ("dogshit") River, New Zealand
87. Virgin, Utah
88. Alphabet City, New York
89. Kumamoto ("fire cunt" in Swahili), Japan
90. Llanfairynghornwy, Anglesey, Wales
91. Geebung, Queensland
92. Knockemstiff, Ohio
93. Vazza's Bar, Montenegro
94. Rough and Ready, California
95. Uranium City, Saskatchewan
96. Iron Knob, South Australia
97. Howlong, New South Wales
98. Penistone, South Yorkshire
99. Cumby, Texas
100. Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands
101. Vaduz, Liechtenstein
102. Wank, Bavaria
103. Hooker Corner, Indiana
104. Brest Railway Museum, Belarus
105. Craggy Island, Ireland
106. Rooty Hill Holiday Inn, New South Wales
107. Westward Ho!, Devon, England
108. Loveladies, New Jersey
109. Desert Island VII
110. Adiós, Spain
111. Smackover, Arkansas
112. Shag Point, New Zealand
113. Mollie's Nipple, Utah
114. Shitlington Crags, Northumberland
115. Pity Me, County Durham
116. Why, Arizona
117. Die, Drôme
118. Bitche, France
119. Bird-in-Hand , Pennsylvania
120. Pecker's Point, Newfoundland
121. Fake, Nigeria
122. Beer, Devon
123. Weed, California
124. Cockplay, Scotland
125. Little Snoring, Norfolk
126. Crap, Albania
127. Mount Buggery, Victoria
128. Mount Gay, West Virginia
129. Dickshooter, Idaho
130. River Piddle, Dorset
131. Wanglik, Guangdong
132. Conception Junction, Missouri
133. Intercourse, Pennsylvania
134. Wendy-cum-Jolly, Hertfordshire
135. Bald Knob, Arkansas
136. Axver has never seen a Woodenbong, New South Wales
137. 8 Hiscock Road, Melbourne
138. Shades of Death Road, New Jersey
139. Cinnaminson, New Jersey
140. Serena, Louisiana
141. Slutsk, Belarus
142. Crapaud, Prince Edward Island
143. Little George Coc'nuts, Pitcairn Island
144. Bland Place, Otara, Auckland
145. Boggus Motor Company, Harlingen, Texas
146. Zzyzx, California, aka "Buy a Vowel!"
147. Blubberhouses, Yorkshire
148. Rum Jungle, Northern Territory
149. Broomrape Lane, Lake Havasu City, Arizona
150. One Tree Hill, Auckland
151. Monster, The Netherlands
152. Kilbrittain, Ireland
153. Murderkill River, Delaware
154. Booze, North Yockshire
155. Yap, Federated States of Micronesia
156. Ohai, New Zealand
157. Tumbleweed Restaurant, Chillicothe, Ohio
158. Belcher Islands, Nunavut
159. Shitterton, Dorset
160. Te Puke, Bay of Plenty, New Zealand
161. Fakfak, Indonesian New Guinea
162. Hackballscross, Ireland
163. Goobertown, Arkansas
164. Texas, Queensland
165. CN Tower, Toronto, Ontario, Canada (like a penis stabbing the heavens, m'boys!)
166. Old Harry Rocks, Dorset, England
167. Museum Voor Oude Kunst, Brussels, Belgium (six months of the postwhorehouse)
168. Devil's Beef Tub, Scotland
169. Sparta, Wisconsin
170. South Sandwich Islands
171. Last Train to Satansville, Pennsylvania
172. Turda, Romania
173. Gofuku, Japan
174. Kandahār, Afghanistan
175. Mount Disappointment, Victoria, Australia
176. Mount Difficult, Victoria, Australia
177. Mount Hopeless, Victoria, Australia
178. Blue Mountains, New Zealand
179. Attica Correctional Facility, Attica, New York
180. Cockhill, Buncrana, Donegal
181. Muff Diving Clubhouse, Muff, Donegal
182. Dublin, Texas and its Dr Pepper
183. Ashley, Indiana
184. Andrew's Failure: Bald Knob, White County, Arkansas - So great we just had to visit it twice
185. Come By Chance, Newfoundland and Labrador
186. Condom, Gers, France
187. Farnham, Surrey, England
188. Sexmoan, Pampanga, Philippines
189. Moneymore, Wicklow, Ireland
190. Goobies, Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada
191. Dyke Parade, Mardyke, Cork, Ireland
192. Clit, Arad, Romania
193. Climax, Saskatchewan
194. Give her the Finger, Tennessee
195. Ramer, Tennessee
196. Guys, Tennessee
197. Woodcock vs bug pinus, Pennsylvania
198. Booby Island, Queensland
199. Stickittoandre, Melbourne
200. Balzers, Liechtenstein (200 Superthreads!)
201. Nobber, County Meath, Ireland
202. Scattered Islands in the Indian Ocean

Now we head to where reynolds cut the firewood, Where Reynolds Cut the Firewood in Pitcairn Island, a land that is truly the Superthreader's dream due to the madcap names there.

Sadly, most sources to this location only point to how silly the name of it is. We'll just assume it's real. Why the hell wouldn't it be? It has a name that reeks of reality and truth!

 

[liamcool]

:fuckmyfootsonfire:

 

[Angela Harlem]

:fuckyeah:

and i broke my own personal record. i'm just godamn brilliant.

goodnight, bitches.

 

[bono_212]

Guys, remember that one time when Reynolds Cut the Firewood? That was a good time.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

So this is where Burt Reynolds cut the firewood? Or is this just where his career went to die?

 

[Axver]

Guys, remember that one time when Reynolds Cut the Firewood? That was a good time.

Yeah, but where did he cut it? Oh, that's right, Where Reynolds Cut The Firewood. Of course.

 

[The Sad Punk]

Do any of you guys know what happened here, or do you want me to tell you?

 

[Axver]

Sadly, most sources to this location only point to how silly the name of it is. We'll just assume it's real. Why the hell wouldn't it be? It has a name that reeks of reality and truth!

I'm willing to take this page, the one I linked on the last thread, as confirmation of placenames. Any supposed Pitcairn locations that don't appear on there but only on lists of funny names, I think are probably fake.

And I made one bit of vandalism of the master list in the last thread that I hope you appreciate.

 

[The Sad Punk]

I'm willing to take this page, the one I linked on the last thread, as confirmation of placenames. Any supposed Pitcairn locations that don't appear on there but only on lists of funny names, I think are probably fake.

And I made one bit of vandalism of the master list in the last thread that I hope you appreciate.

Pot Survivor?

I made one you might not appreciate.

 

[bono_212]

So this is where Burt Reynolds cut the firewood? Or is this just where his career went to die?

I think this is where Burn Reynolds Cut the Moustache, and thus caused his career to quickly die.

 

[Axver]

Pot Survivor?

I made one you might not appreciate.

That's the one. I figured it may interest you a bit more than Covers Of U2 Singles Released On A Monday Survivor or whatever the hell will hit EYKIW next.

Aww, I'm back on the masterlist already.

 

[The Sad Punk]

That's the one. I figured it may interest you a bit more than Covers Of U2 Singles Released On A Monday Survivor or whatever the hell will hit EYKIW next.

Aww, I'm back on the masterlist already.

Yeah, you're right. It interests me more than Pop, actually.

Isn't that sweet? Also, so far I think your disc is my favourite. I admit, I've only listened to Traviud's and one quarter of LMP's, but still.

 

[Axver]

Yeah, you're right. It interests me more than Pop, actually.

Isn't that sweet? Also, so far I think your disc is my favourite. I admit, I've only listened to Traviud's and one quarter of LMP's, but still.

How about a Zooropa 'n' Pot Survivor? Match the pot to the song!

Also, it's true. I've never seen a bong in my life.

Wow. Thanks, glad you're enjoying it. Even if that isn't much of a comparison. I thought you'd have favoured LMP's. After all, his list won't turn you into an albino.

 

[The Sad Punk]

How about a Zooropa 'n' Pot Survivor? Match the pot to the song!

Also, it's true. I've never seen a bong in my life.

Wow. Thanks, glad you're enjoying it. Even if that isn't much of a comparison. I thought you'd have favoured LMP's. After all, his list won't turn you into an albino.

I haven't finished LMP's yet, but I'm looking forward to it. I wasn't a huge fan of LeMel's. There were a lot of artists I have a real aversion against, and not enough songs really stood out. He did good considering that, though. In any case, I don't think he'll be hardpressed finding votes.

 

[Reggo]

I didn't like LMP's that much. I tried though

 

[Axver]

I haven't finished LMP's yet, but I'm looking forward to it. I wasn't a huge fan of LeMel's. There were a lot of artists I have a real aversion against, and not enough songs really stood out. He did good considering that, though. In any case, I don't think he'll be hardpressed finding votes.

See, I'm figuring that you'd favour the first quarter of LMP's list the most, if memory of the quarters serves me correctly.

I was very impressed with LM's second half. He really wove those tracks together well, and some artists I didn't like were used in such a way that the context improved them. Context really can do a lot for a track.

 

[Axver]

I didn't like LMP's that much. I tried though

Hey Reggo, glad to see you didn't drive your car into a tree on your way home.

 

[Reggo]

Hey Reggo, glad to see you didn't drive your car into a tree on your way home.

Nope. Although I'm still feeling some residual effects. I had a very lucid dream last night that I was Sid Vicious. And John Lydon was beating the shit out of me at a Renaissance Faire in Regents Park. Medsdreaming is not that fun.

 

[The Sad Punk]

See, I'm figuring that you'd favour the first quarter of LMP's list the most, if memory of the quarters serves me correctly.

I was very impressed with LM's second half. He really wove those tracks together well, and some artists I didn't like were used in such a way that the context improved them. Context really can do a lot for a track.

Nah, his first quarter was too much white-guys-doing-black-things for my taste, even if there were some black artists.

 

[Axver]

Nope. Although I'm still feeling some residual effects. I had a very lucid dream last night that I was Sid Vicious. And John Lydon was beating the shit out of me at a Renaissance Faire in Regents Park. Medsdreaming is not that fun.

That's just weird.

And Bonnie, what were you saying earlier about meds?

 

[Reggo]

That's just weird.

And Bonnie, what were you saying earlier about meds?

It gets stranger. After John Lydon beat me up, I came on the ST and argued with WildHoney that I really was Sid Vicious. I had to convince her and she didn't believe me. Like she knew Sid or something, IRL.

 

[Axver]

Nah, his first quarter was too much white-guys-doing-black-things for my taste, even if there were some black artists.

Ahh, OK. See, I favoured the second and fourth quarters, so I figure, given my reasons for doing so, you'd inevitably prefer the first and third quarters.

 

[Axver]

Nobody's posted this from the last thread yet.

Who Posted?
Total Posts: 1,005
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Axver 233
Serena Vox 164
bono_212 96
RegularBonoFan 74
Angela Harlem 56
liamcool 53
WildHoney 46
Jackson Vox 43
The Sad Punk 36
bono_man2002 34
partygirlvox 30
coolian2 26
Irishteen 23
cinnaminson 17
waynetravis 17
major_panic 17
DreamOutLoud13 15
Screwtape2 10
Babydoll 7
LemonMelon 6
GirlsAloudFan 1
Bonochick 1

 

[The Sad Punk]

Bonochick posted in the last thread?

 

[Reggo]

Bonochick posted in the last thread?

Second. WTF?

 

[The Sad Punk]

Nope. Although I'm still feeling some residual effects. I had a very lucid dream last night that I was Sid Vicious. And John Lydon was beating the shit out of me at a Renaissance Faire in Regents Park. Medsdreaming is not that fun.

I think I have that dream every night.

 

[Reggo]

I think I have that dream every night.

Ah, tehn you can explain why everything was going fine, then John went berserk and started punching me in teh stomach. Also, you can explain why I was in a white half-dress and talking like the blokes from A Clockwork Orange.

 

[bono_212]

She was telling ElMel not to make generalized statements about the mods, in regards to the comment he made about them not listening to Axver because he's a superthreader

 

[Axver]

She was telling ElMel not to make generalized statements about the mods, in regards to the comment he made about them not listening to Axver because he's a superthreader

Ahh, that doesn't surprise me. I hadn't caught up on the thread, so I hadn't seen her post.

 

[The Sad Punk]

Ah, tehn you can explain why everything was going fine, then John went berserk and started punching me in teh stomach. Also, you can explain why I was in a white half-dress and talking like the blokes from A Clockwork Orange.

1. Because he's John Lydon, or at least the common view of John Lydon.

2. You were on drugs, and that sounds like droogs!