Vagina, Krasnoyarsk Krai, Russia Superthread

[The Sad Punk]

Yeah, lurking is a total necessity for forums. I remain a proud (note: not actually proud) lurker on a bunch of other boards. Also this can be demonstrated by the fact that for the first year or so of my time here, I had less than 100 posts.

 

[the tourist]

your first post was on 8/17/04:

Fuck. You're fast.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

you can just add me babe, you dont have to spy

i don't know your name or anything

 

[mysterious_jen]

i've posted on ian's wall. my picture is a brunette in a black dress and my network begins with an S. i'd tell you what i said on his wall, but i can't login. something about the metric system maybe? or america being dumb? that's me.

yeah thats who i htought you were,

 

[the tourist]

You're using Ultra Violet?

No. But some of my songs do use the word "baby"

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Fuck. You're fast.

but i can be slow

 

[major_panic]

Yeah, lurking is a total necessity for forums. I remain a proud (note: not actually proud) lurker on a bunch of other boards. Also this can be demonstrated by the fact that for the first year or so of my time here, I had less than 100 posts.

Same, the only reason I have this many posts is thanks to this place.

 

[the tourist]

ok my sn is hotbabe69

noooooodz?

 

[Axver]

Good, plus the uni has enough Asians to qualify as China if we pack them all in to the same place. I sense a great film in the making!

All we really need to do is run around the John Medley building when there's a few Chinese tutes on, poke cameras in people's faces, then go home and dub it with horribly mangled English.

 

[the tourist]

but i can be slow

So slow I'll fall asleep?

 

[major_panic]

No. But some of my songs do use the word "baby"

OOTS: Worst use of "baby", EVAR.

 

[Axver]

Same, the only reason I have this many posts is thanks to this place.

I love how over three quarters of your posts have come in the last couple of weeks here in the postwhorehouse.

 

[Varitek]

Especially if you were allergic to metal.

they make plastic ones. and silicone. and blends.

man most of you guys weren't around when i linked dalton to the funniest shit ever...

http://www.cracked.com/article_16032_25-most-disturbing-sex-toys.html

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

noooooodz?

yes i have a cam. do u?

 

[the tourist]

OOTS: Worst use of "baby", EVAR.

I don't remember the song well enough.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

So slow I'll fall asleep?

not that slow.

 

[major_panic]

All we really need to do is run around the John Medley building when there's a few Chinese tutes on, poke cameras in people's faces, then go home and dub it with horribly mangled English.

Someone was complaining to me about how the Chinese faculty's 54 or whatever classes had been cut down to 28.

LIKE OH NO, WE ONLY HAVE TWICE THE NUMBER OF CLASSES OF ALL THE OTHER FACULTIES NOW!

 

[the tourist]

yes i have a cam. do u?

I gottzzzz 4! 4 realz!

 

[Axver]

I don't remember the song well enough.

"Baby slow down"

Took me a bit of effort to remember that.

 

[The Sad Punk]

After reading stuffwhitepeoplelike, my white instincts make me crave an expensive toasted sandwich.

 

[the tourist]

not that slow.

Good. Because it'd be weird to wake up to that.... Hot. But weird.

 

[Varitek]

your first post was on 8/17/04:

oooh do me!

also what is my registration date?

 

[coolian2]

16/f/Cali and rdy to share pix

 

[major_panic]

I don't remember the song well enough.

"Freedom has a scent,
Like the top of a newborn baby's head
Reason is on our side
Loooooooooooooooove."

Enough said.

OH SHIT I meant Miracle Drug, sorry!

 

[Axver]

Someone was complaining to me about how the Chinese faculty's 54 or whatever classes had been cut down to 28.

LIKE OH NO, WE ONLY HAVE TWICE THE NUMBER OF CLASSES OF ALL THE OTHER FACULTIES NOW!

OH NOES HOWEVER WILL THE POOR INSULATED BABIES COPE NOW.

 

[The Sad Punk]

"Baby slow down"

Took me a bit of effort to remember that.

Well done. I can barely remember a bar of that song.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

I gottzzzz 4! 4 realz!

omg no wey i have 10

 

[the tourist]

"Baby slow down"

Took me a bit of effort to remember that.

I would never use a U2 song post 1995 in a desert island playlist.

 

[coolian2]

When was my first post?



Plus, if possible, how n00bish was it?

 

[the tourist]

"Freedom has a scent,
Like the top of a newborn baby's head
Reason is on our side
Loooooooooooooooove."

Enough said.

OH SHIT I meant Miracle Drug, sorry!

I was about to say that was Miracle Drug, shithead, but you beat me to it.