Vagina, Krasnoyarsk Krai, Russia Superthread

[major_panic]

I don't see the point in tans.




Says the albino ...

Tans are awesome. Although by everyone else's standards, I'm ahead on everyone else with regards to that.

Yellow Fever, anyone? [/racist joke]

 

[Varitek]

Easily. And by hits, I don't mean spankings.

i was trying to figure out how to say "hit it" but still reference page hits. i phailed.

 

[the tourist]

No Entry.

None.

 

[coolian2]

"OMG that gangsta guy is sooo hawt, let's go out with him despite the fact that he'll treat me like crap!"

And they're usually about as warm and caring as a major_panic Haast's Eagle Flying Kick.

It's funny because it's true here too

 

[the tourist]

i was trying to figure out how to say "hit it" but still reference page hits. i phailed.

I'll be pushing my cock into the vagina more than the anus.


Better?

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Better chance of skin cancer.

yes

after seeing my pop pop get melanoma (although he fully recovered) and seeing my mom continuously go through getting treated for skin cancer, that's really the main reason i don't tan. i did when i was a senior in high school, but i stopped after like a year.

i should point out too neither of their skin cancers has to do with tanning.

 

[Varitek]

i will never, ever fake tan. i love laying out in the sun with a book, ipod, or for a nap, but fake tanning

 

[coolian2]

Yellow Fever, anyone? [/racist joke]

I have yellow fever

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

I'm guessing that if you took out the word 'attention', that sentence would still be true.

 

[the tourist]

yes

after seeing my pop pop get melanoma (although he fully recovered) and seeing my mom continuously go through getting treated for skin cancer, that's really the main reason i don't tan. i did when i was a senior in high school, but i stopped after like a year.

i should point out too neither of their skin cancers has to do with tanning.

Yikes. Cancer's some scary shit.

 

[coolian2]

None.

Whatsoever.

 

[the tourist]

i will never, ever fake tan. i love laying out in the sun with a book, ipod, or for a nap, but fake tanning

ear-bud lines.

 

[coolian2]

Yikes. Cancer's some scary shit.

Word to that.


I need to stop getting accidentally sunburnt.

 

[Varitek]

I'll be pushing my cock into the vagina more than the anus.


Better?

i was trying to double reference sex and the fact that you'd likely have more posts in this thread than the last.

hi, nice to meet you, my name is phail. phail collins.

 

[major_panic]

I have yellow fever

Way to ruin a great racist joke.

 

[the tourist]

Whatsoever.

Especially mine.

 

[Axver]

Tans totally make people less attractive.



Says the albino ...

 

[coolian2]

ear-bud lines.

Such a turn-off.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Tans totally make people less attractive.



Says the albino ...

 

[the tourist]

i was trying to double reference sex and the fact that you'd likely have more posts in this thread than the last.

Me too. Isn't cock a reference for posting?

 

[major_panic]

ear-bud lines.

I wear a band around my upper arm, and I still have a tan line where I wear it from when I got really tanned at the Aus Open. It's great.

 

[Varitek]

Tans are awesome. Although by everyone else's standards, I'm ahead on everyone else with regards to that.

Yellow Fever, anyone? [/racist joke]

I was vaccinated against Yellow Fever , sorry.

 

[coolian2]

Way to ruin a great racist joke.

If it helps, it is the greatest supporters group name.

Yellow Fever, catch it!

 

[the tourist]

Tans totally make people less attractive.



Says the albino ...

I really do wish your eyes were red....

 

[major_panic]

Tans totally make people less attractive.



Says the albino ...

I'm tanned.

That being said, in Chinese culture, the whiter your skin, the better aesthetically for some weird reason I never got. Those poor fishermen.

 

[the tourist]

I got really tanned at the Anus Open. It's great.

Fixed.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

I really do wish your eyes were red....

that would be awesome. what colour are they, dr. dré?

 

[Varitek]

ear-bud lines.

never gotten them.

sometimes i forget to take my watch or my One bracelet off, and i pretty much always have ring tans.

 

[The Sad Punk]

Wait, Axxo's eyes aren't red?

Mega disappointment.

 

[coolian2]

Especially mine.

And mine.

It's uncomfortable enough just accidentally sitting on my phone, or remote...............





I await the accidentally jokes................