UYMFA - General content holding tank.

[UberBeaver]

I think during the debates Obama should use, "Why? Cause I'm black?" as his rebuttal for every single issue. And constantly refer to McCain as Senator McCracker.


I'm trying to watch his speech on MSNBC.com. What's going on? I have like a mini documentary going on. Is this correct?

ETA - oh shit. Obama ripped off Bono. That's a U2 song that was playing.

ETAII: So his whole speech is "Thank you. Thank you everybody"? Weak. I was expecting more. Shit.

 

[snowbunny00774]

I think during the debates Obama should use, "Why? Cause I'm black?" as his rebuttal for every single issue. And constantly refer to McCain as Senator McCracker.


I'm trying to watch his speech on MSNBC.com. What's going on? I have like a mini documentary going on. Is this correct?

ETA - oh shit. Obama ripped off Bono. That's a U2 song that was playing.

ETAII: So his whole speech is "Thank you. Thank you everybody"? Weak. I was expecting more. Shit.

you knew the u2 song...you're coming along nicely


wordy fucker, isn't he?

 

[UberBeaver]

I'm like 90% sure is was city of blinding lights. they didn't get to the words, but I think that's the name of the song. The goddamn country song about the bus at the end, WTF was that all about?

 

[Zoots]

I'm like 90% sure is was city of blinding lights. they didn't get to the words, but I think that's the name of the song.

Every now and then I forget that you are not a U2 fan.

sorry... U2 Fan.

 

[Dalton]

I really wanted Bono to fuck with all the people who claim he's the antichrist by saying stuff like, "I am Barack Obama I am."

 

[UberBeaver]

Some people just do not get it. Wow.

 

[UberBeaver]

I'm like 90% sure is was city of blinding lights. they didn't get to the words, but I think that's the name of the song. The goddamn country song about the bus at the end, WTF was that all about?

U2 Feedback - View Single Post - Barack Obama used "City Of Blinding Lights" as his introduction song...

What do I win? ANd how do I make that clickable?

 

[~BrightestStar~]

Spin three times, then lick your elbow.

 

[UberBeaver]

Spin three times, then lick your elbow.

Holy shit, that worked. LOOK!

 

[Dalton]

I'm typing on the interweb while the wife makes the bed.

MAN PARTS!

 

[~BrightestStar~]

Of course it worked.

You had doubts?

 

[UberBeaver]

Of course it worked.

You had doubts?

Well, it didn't work when you told me that's how I get $1 million dollars, and it sure as shit didn't get me on Jeopardy when you told me it would, and it sure as hell didn't help solve the humanitarian crisis in Darfur - OH and when you said it would help with my little "issue" - it totally didn't help then - my wife is still laughing at me in disgust. So yeah, I had doubts. But whaddya know, you finally came through. Thanks!

 

[Dalton]

You say "issue", I say "challenge". Like when you are a kid and you try to get a wet noodle into a straw. Good times.

 

[~BrightestStar~]

Well, it didn't work when you told me that's how I get $1 million dollars, and it sure as shit didn't get me on Jeopardy when you told me it would, and it sure as hell didn't help solve the humanitarian crisis in Darfur - OH and when you said it would help with my little "issue" - it totally didn't help then - my wife is still laughing at me in disgust. So yeah, I had doubts. But whaddya know, you finally came through. Thanks!

Hey, don't blame me for your inability to lick your own elbow.

My instructions are specific, learn to follow them exactly




or die


Btw, congrats on licking your own elbow!

 

[~BrightestStar~]

OH and when you said it would help with my little "issue" - it totally didn't help then - my wife is still laughing at me in disgust.

If only that were true. lmao


I could market it.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

for fucks sake zoots, you'll be single handedly responsible for bringing this thread down, and then I'll bloody well kill you myself.

lol

 

[UberBeaver]

You say "issue", I say "challenge". Like when you are a kid and you try to get a wet noodle into a straw. Good times.

I like your "glass is half full attitude."

If only that were true. lmao


I could market it.

Is this an issue you encounter often? Little suggestion: focus less on the elbows....k?

 

[UberBeaver]

Hey guys, do you think prophets spend a lot of time chasing squirrels?

CHASING SQUIRRELS
CHASING SQUIRRELS
CHASING SQUIRRELS
CHASING SQUIRRELS
CHASING SQUIRRELS
CHASING SQUIRRELS
CHASING SQUIRRELS

 

[Zoots]

"Is Bono a prophet?"

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

...different fonts... I mean why?

OOOH Look at me! I'm using a different font to be different!!!

 

[Dalton]

Its all about the sarifs.

 

[snowbunny00774]

serif.

what if it's sans serif? WTF will we do without a serif?!?!?

 

[snowbunny00774]

Kandahar?? I didn't even know har



It's a Friday of a long weekend, it's the best I gots.

 

[BoMac]

serif.

what if it's sans serif? WTF will we do without a serif?!?!?

That scenario is too difficult to even contemplate.

*crawls into fetal position at the thought*

 

[snowbunny00774]

That scenario is too difficult to even contemplate.

*crawls into fetal position at the thought*

oh no, I have sent you back into the default user interface position

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

$50 says the next thread to go is the U2 & Religion one...

 

[Dalton]

Snow, I swear to God if ever correct me again I will crawl uymfa. And I'll wear cleats.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

there's a new serif in town...

 

[snowbunny00774]

It might be cool. Then people will complain the wrinkly old lanois is blocking their view of someone's moob or something, and they stole that part that I really like when HE does it. Then the sky will fall or something.

Might it be cool - yes. Might it be the end of the world - also yes.

Good thinking though

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

isn't it just like Lanois to ruin a perfect moob shot?