Useless Loop Superthread

[coolian2]

Please excuse me, i'm going to put some penis on my eyeball.

By penis, i mean jam and by eyeball i mean scone.

 

[the tourist]

Mmmm. Such a good coke.

 

[Varitek]

I had midnight orange juice last night with chicken in it.

i could have plain midnight orange juice or midnight orange juice that's a twist on hawaiian orange juice, with sausage and pineapple.

 

[LemonMelon]

This is a mask, right?

 

[the tourist]

Please excuse me, i'm going to put some penis on my eyeball.

By penis, i mean jam and by eyeball i mean scone.

 

[Varitek]

This is the stupidest joke out of any in these threads. Don't encourage them.

you only think it's stupid because we're making fun of you. the rest of us are loling.

 

[LemonMelon]

i was referring to woman on top and woman on bottom, also known as missionary and reverse missionary, also known as unknown to ian.

 

[mysterious_jen]

midnight orange juice is midnight orange juice had after sex with vodka.

 

[Varitek]

tourist didn't get it, so it was just a bad reference. though also a reference to how lowbrow i am.

 

[the tourist]

i could have plain midnight orange juice or midnight orange juice that's a twist on hawaiian orange juice, with sausage and pineapple.

Sausage and pineapple? That's pretty fucking gross, dude.

 

[Varitek]

midnight orange juice is midnight orange juice had after sex with vodka.

we're not quite fluent yet, translation plz?

 

[LemonMelon]

tourist didn't get it, so it was just a bad reference. though also a reference to how lowbrow i am.

Damn, I thought I was learning something new and useful.

 

[the tourist]

This is the stupidest joke out of any in these threads. Don't encourage them.

It's not a joke. It's a new fad. And by fad, I mean dynasty.

 

[mysterious_jen]

we're not quite fluent yet, translation plz?

im converting back to australian


its orange

its vodka

its after sex.



no pizza.

 

[Varitek]

Sausage and pineapple? That's pretty fucking gross, dude.

haven't you ever heard of hawaiian orange juice with ham and pineapple? you can also do it with pepperoni or sausage.

 

[mysterious_jen]

She also bottomed it.

bottoming is also a BDSM reference for people who like to be the "bottom" i.e- the submissive.

 

[LemonMelon]

It's not a joke. It's a new fad. And by fad, I mean dynasty.

This is confirmed.


By which I mean rumored.






That callback was EPIC.

 

[Varitek]

haven't you ever heard of hawaiian orange juice with ham and pineapple? you can also do it with pepperoni or sausage.

i saw the joke here before you, i just got 45'd

once
twice
thrice
wtf comes after thrice?
4x
5x

 

[the tourist]

As a side note, mediafire is shit.

 

[The Sad Punk]

I thought the movie sucked but Bono wasn't half bad I was really proud of him

 

[LemonMelon]

OK, OK, I was trying to dodge inevitable embarrassment, but what the hell does 15'd, 45'd, etc mean? I just don't get it.

 

[Varitek]

Damn, I thought I was learning something new and useful.

http://xahlee.org/Periodic_dosage_dir/lacru/rama.html

learn away

 

[mysterious_jen]

as a side note the potato bake im having for tea by which dinner was implied but never supper was made of WIN .

 

[the tourist]

haven't you ever heard of hawaiian orange juice with ham and pineapple? you can also do it with pepperoni or sausage.

I've heard of it with ham, or as we Americans say, "Canadian bacon." But never with pepperoni. And thankfully (until now) with sausage.

 

[Axver]

you only think it's stupid because we're making fun of you. the rest of us are loling.

It's revelling in ignorance. That's so pathetic and American.

 

[coolian2]

This is the stupidest joke out of any in these threads. Don't encourage them.

I'm encouraging it because i still feel like a little trolling.

 

[Varitek]

bottoming is also a BDSM reference for people who like to be the "bottom" i.e- the submissive.

i qualify, though i'm pretty close to neutral. just in case anybody was wondering.

i guess dalton's not here, so nobody was wondering.

 

[LemonMelon]

http://xahlee.org/Periodic_dosage_dir/lacru/rama.html

learn away

Makes my cartoons look like high art.

Yet I learn.

 

[the tourist]

OK, OK, I was trying to dodge inevitable embarrassment, but what the hell does 15'd, 45'd, etc mean? I just don't get it.

It means LemonMelon is a douche.

 

[mysterious_jen]

i qualify, though i'm pretty close to neutral. just in case anybody was wondering.

i guess dalton's not here, so nobody was wondering.

jen = SWITCH