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Old 01-05-2006, 04:51 AM   #1
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Usage Of The Word F***

I thought this was funny...it's from Monty Python...I'm sure many of you have seen/heard this before. Do NOT read anymore if you are easily offended by the word f***.

The usage of the word f***

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the english language
today is the word f***. Out of all of the English words that
begin with letter F, f*** is the only word that is referred to as the
F-word. It's the one magical word, just by it's sound can
describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. F***, as most words in the
English languages, is derived from German, the word
fricken which means to strike. In English f*** falls into many
grammatical categories.

As a transital verb for instance : "John f***ed Shirley."
As an intransitive verb. "Shirley f***s."

It's meaning is not always sexual.

It can be an adjective such as "John's doing all the f***ing work."
As part of an adverb : "Shirley talks too f***ing much!"
As an adverb enchancing an adjective : "Shirley is f***ing beautiful!"
As a noun : "I don't give a f***!"
As part of a word : "Abso-f***ing-lutely" or "in-f***ing-credible"
And, as almost every word in a sentence : "f*** the f***ing f***ers!"

As you must realize there aren't too many words with the versatility
of f***. As in these examples describing situations such as:


Fraud - I got f***ed at the used car lot.
Dismay - Oh, f*** it!
Trouble - I guess I'm really f***ed now.
Aggression - Don't f*** with me buddy!
Difficulty - I don't understand this f***ing question.
Inquery - Who the f*** was that?
Dissatisfaction - I don't like what the f*** is going on here!
Incompetence - He's a f*** off.
Dismissal - Why don't you go outside and play hide-and-go-f***-yourself?

I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multipurpose applications
how can anyone be offended when you use the word? So, use this unique flexible word more often in your
daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately.
Say it loudly and proudly : "F*** YOU !!!"

Audio Link: http://tinyurl.com/82crz

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Something I found in another version of this that isn't in the audio file...

t has also been used by many notable people throughout history:

"Who's gonna fucking find out?" - Richard Nixon
"It does so fucking look like her!" - Picasso
"How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras
"You want what on the fucking ceiling?" - Michaelangelo
"Scattered fucking showers my ass." - Noah
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Old 01-05-2006, 05:00 AM   #2
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Oh, for fuck's sake, I can't stand that asterisk'd shit:
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The usage of the word fuck

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the english language
today is the word fuck. Out of all of the English words that
begin with letter F, fuck is the only word that is referred to as the
F-word. It's the one magical word, just by it's sound can
describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. fuck, as most words in the
English languages, is derived from German, the word
fricken which means to strike. In English fuck falls into many
grammatical categories.

As a transital verb for instance : "John fucked Shirley."
As an intransitive verb. "Shirley fucks."

It's meaning is not always sexual.

It can be an adjective such as "John's doing all the fucking work."
As part of an adverb : "Shirley talks too fucking much!"
As an adverb enchancing an adjective : "Shirley is fucking beautiful!"
As a noun : "I don't give a fuck!"
As part of a word : "Abso-fucking-lutely" or "in-fucking-credible"
And, as almost every word in a sentence : "fuck the fucking fuckers!"

As you must realize there aren't too many words with the versatility
of fuck. As in these examples describing situations such as:


Fraud - I got fucked at the used car lot.
Dismay - Oh, fuck it!
Trouble - I guess I'm really fucked now.
Aggression - Don't fuck with me buddy!
Difficulty - I don't understand this fucking question.
Inquery - Who the fuck was that?
Dissatisfaction - I don't like what the fuck is going on here!
Incompetence - He's a fuck off.
Dismissal - Why don't you go outside and play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself?

I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multipurpose applications
how can anyone be offended when you use the word? So, use this unique flexible word more often in your
daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately.
Say it loudly and proudly : "FUCK YOU !!!"
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Old 01-05-2006, 05:03 AM   #3
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that's pretty f***ing funny.

ya know it really is a wonder how this word became so versatile

I'm of the opinion that you should use it as LITTLE as possible, to preserve its intensity, but then I'm not Monty Python

btw they forgot one:

"fuck the revolution" - Bono
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Old 01-05-2006, 05:05 AM   #4
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Old 01-05-2006, 05:15 AM   #5
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Quote:
Originally posted by typhoon
Oh, for fuck's sake, I can't stand that asterisk'd shit:

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Yeah, could the mods please correct the title of the thread too?
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LOL, great

This reminds me of a tshirt I saw a girl wearing a little while ago, it said: "Fuck you you fucking Fuck"
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I dont use the F word unless its really really necessary..

I dont believe in diluting its IMPORTANCE


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The f-word never really bothered me much. And it's fun to say. It's a win-win situation. In my opinion, there are much worse words out there.
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Good Morning Interference Newbies!

I present to you, what some would call the greatest (or second greatest) Interference Thread Ever: Is Fuck a bad word

Enjoy and Fuck you very much`

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that thread brings back some good memories, Zoney.... I was the first to reply!
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Fuck this fucking thread.
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Is Fuck a bad word



I loved that fucking thread!!!
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we should talk more about the usage of the word "usage"

hey jeff, if that's the second greatest, what's the first?
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