Twatt, Shetland Superthread

[DreamOutLoud13]

Most people want to have a pee when they wake up anyway. Pee, brush your teeth, and get back in bed for a good snuggle and kiss.

 

[Varitek]

Lick her asshole. It will taste better than her mouth at that point.

this post wins.

so dalt, does your wife like annilingus?

 

[phillyfan26]

Most people want to have a pee when they wake up anyway. Pee, brush your teeth, and get back in bed for a good snuggle and kiss.

Someone said pee.

 

[RavenBlue]

 

[Screwtape2]

Someone said pee.

You a fan?

 

[RavenBlue]

peein' in the snow
gazin' down the hole
it's the only thing to me that looks like spring

Old Newfie proverb there

 

[Varitek]

Someone said pee.

you changed your avatar

 

[Varitek]

peefan have you ever peed your name in the snow?

a hilarious stand up comedian who's trans said "why do i want to be a man? haven't you ever wanted to pee your name in the snow? well my name isn't vjjjsht so i need a penis."

 

[Varitek]

screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech

the sound of this thread abruptly stopping

 

[RavenBlue]

Stupid earbuds! Keep falling out of my ears

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Seriously. This thread needs to do a better job of entertaining me, because right now I suck too badly at MahJong solitaire to continue.

 

[phillyfan26]

you changed your avatar

It's still Chase Utley. Not worth madspittin' at me or anything.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Stupid earbuds! Keep falling out of my ears

Tape them to your head with electrical tape.

 

[phillyfan26]

peefan have you ever peed your name in the snow?

a hilarious stand up comedian who's trans said "why do i want to be a man? haven't you ever wanted to pee your name in the snow? well my name isn't vjjjsht so i need a penis."

No, but now that I've come to terms with my strong appreciation for urine, I guess I will have to.

 

[Varitek]

i think it's time for a location change

 

[Screwtape2]

It's still Chase Utley. Not worth madspittin' at me or anything.

Are you excited about tomorrow?

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Random: Green are the best tasting Skittles.

 

[Gluey]

Story?

No real story. We were doing the dishes one night and my hubby educated his Dad about it. He got just a tad too much excited, to the point where my VERY straight mother in law got highly alarmed!!

 

[phillyfan26]

Are you excited about tomorrow?

Sure, though it's right at the same time as my work will be, so I'm missing it.

 

[Gluey]

Random: Green are the best tasting Skittles.

RED!

 

[phillyfan26]

Random: Green are the best tasting Skittles.

The only ones I don't eat.

Orange and yellow are my two favorite.

 

[Varitek]

i think it's time for a location change

(for me, not the thread)

 

[RavenBlue]

I only have hockey tape.. will that do?

 

[Gluey]

Oooh Peewee! Didn't see you sneak in!

and

Hi Chass

 

[phillyfan26]

(for me, not the thread)

Interland Vazza or real life Vazza?

 

[Screwtape2]

Random: Green are the best tasting Skittles.

Reese's Peices are best.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

RED!

I used to think so, but I swear they must've changed them. They're not as good anymore.

Or maybe my tastes changed

 

[RavenBlue]

Edit: Yea.. I loves the red skittles and the purple ones too.. but the greens are up there as well

Are we all in agreement that yellow skittles suck?

 

[Gluey]

(for me, not the thread)

But I gargled.

 

[Gluey]

Edit: Yea.. I loves the red skittles and the purple ones too.. but the greens are up there as well

Are we all in agreement that yellow skittles suck?

Yellow

And while we're on the subject. I HATE lemon (and cherry) flavoured sweets.