Twatt, Shetland Superthread

[Dalton]

Why is it that I always have to point out V's hypocrisy in these threads?

 

[Screwtape2]

That would be true if one was kissing near the bathroom that has the razor and shaving cream.

You could do something romantic with it and do it in a bath tub or the shower.

 

[coolian2]

Fuck, my 2,500 word essay isn't due for 17 days. I thought it was due Monday.

I'll pretend it still is.

 

[phillyfan26]

right cause i keep a razor suited to a man's beard around. and because i know how to shave someone else's face without cutting them. and etc. and how is shaving a dude's face in any way romantic/appealing? i can see a guy shaving a girl's legs being kinda hot, but this?

Well, yeah, there's also that. I wouldn't trust anyone to shave my face other than myself, actually.

 

[phillyfan26]

Fuck, my 2,500 word essay isn't due for 17 days. I thought it was due Monday.

I'll pretend it still is.

Significantly better than thinking it was due in 17 days when it's actually due Monday. Trust me, I know.

 

[Dalton]

You know what would be big business? A barber shop in which all the women cutting hair were topless. You could call it "Motorboat Barbershop"

 

[Screwtape2]

right cause i keep a razor suited to a man's beard around. and because i know how to shave someone else's face without cutting them. and etc. and how is shaving a dude's face in any way romantic/appealing? i can see a guy shaving a girl's legs being kinda hot, but this?

You can do something romantic with it. You just have to use your imagination. I wouldn't do it but if someone had a romantic idea with it they could.

 

[coolian2]

Well, yeah, there's also that. I wouldn't trust anyone to shave my face other than myself, actually.

Fuck that, i barely trust myself

 

[coolian2]

Significantly better than thinking it was due in 17 days when it's actually due Monday. Trust me, I know.

I'm lucky, when i flake on dates i usually end up thinking it's the worst possible scenario.

 

[Dalton]

You can do something romantic with it. You just have to use your imagination. I wouldn't do it but if someone had a romantic idea with it they could.

Someone needs to lay of the John Travolta films.

Word to the wise: Travolta = not sexy

 

[Screwtape2]

Yeah scruffy looks hot, but save it for the male models in pictures, or the morning after when you are avoiding kissing anyway, and then go shave and brush and come back to bed.

Why wouldn't you kiss the morning after? Educate me.

 

[Gluey]

Well, yeah, there's also that. I wouldn't trust anyone to shave my face other than myself, actually.

Amateurs.....I shave my mans face all the time!! Haven't drawn blood once!

 

[Screwtape2]

Someone needs to lay of the John Travolta films.

Word to the wise: Travolta = not sexy

What John Travolta movie was that? Saturday Night Fever or Boy In The Bubble?

 

[Varitek]

You could do something romantic with it and do it in a bath tub or the shower.

shaving another person's face is NOT romantic. whether or not there is a bath tub involved.

 

[coolian2]

I'd best shoo, class starts soon.

See you in about 4 hours.

 

[RavenBlue]

Why wouldn't you kiss the morning after? Educate me.

Afraid of early morning breath, perhaps?

 

[Varitek]

Why wouldn't you kiss the morning after? Educate me.

morning breath?

 

[Screwtape2]

Afraid of early morning breath, perhaps?

If the sex was great what does that matter? Keep kissing the person.

 

[Varitek]

You know what would be big business? A barber shop in which all the women cutting hair were topless. You could call it "Motorboat Barbershop"

i think you should move to vegas and start one.

 

[Varitek]

If the sex was great what does that matter? Keep kissing the person.

so, mr. hasn't ever kissed another person let alone had sex, and mr. hasn't ever spent the night in an MOS's room, on what authority are you saying this?

 

[Screwtape2]

so, mr. hasn't ever kissed another person let alone had sex, and mr. hasn't ever spent the night in an MOS's room, on what authority are you saying this?

Common sense.

Come on make the most of that time. If the experience was great don't stop.

 

[Gluey]

If the sex was great what does that matter? Keep kissing the person.

Trust me, when you live with a smoker, stale, nasty, rancid smokers breath coming into your mouth is beyond hideous....it's enough to make you turn into a nun.

 

[Dalton]

Common sense.

Come on make the most of that time. If the experience was great don't stop.

Lick her asshole. It will taste better than her mouth at that point.

 

[Gluey]

Lick her asshole. It will taste better than her mouth at that point.

Rimming.....I'm still scared my father in law got excited with the thought of it

 

[Varitek]

Common sense.

Come on make the most of that time. If the experience was great don't stop.

THIS IS NOT COMMON SENSE. If you think it is, your common sense is broken on this one. You cannot use your common sense to rationalize how other people should feel in these situations when you clearly come out with a different answer than those of us who have lived it.

Nobody likes their own morning breath, let alone wants to inflict it on someone they care about (or someone they just met) or endure someone else's. This is why we have toothbrushes, mouthwash, or even just a good swished around glass of water. And just because an experience was great the night before does not mean you should seek to replicate it exactly the next morning. This is also a logical flaw.

 

[Screwtape2]

Lick her asshole. It will taste better than her mouth at that point.

Come on. If you like the person it shouldn't matter. Kiss them. You shouldn't even be thinking about morning breath at that point.

 

[phillyfan26]

Rimming.....I'm still scared my father in law got excited with the thought of it

My buddy's still freaked from when his dad referenced having been involved with rimjobs.

 

[Dalton]

Come on. If you like the person it shouldn't matter. Kiss them. You shouldn't even be thinking about morning breath at that point.

If you like the person it doesn't take more than 2 minutes to brush your damn teeth.

 

[Varitek]

Rimming.....I'm still scared my father in law got excited with the thought of it

Story?

 

[Screwtape2]

THIS IS NOT COMMON SENSE. If you think it is, your common sense is broken on this one. You cannot use your common sense to rationalize how other people should feel in these situations when you clearly come out with a different answer than those of us who have lived it.

Nobody likes their own morning breath, let alone wants to inflict it on someone they care about (or someone they just met) or endure someone else's. This is why we have toothbrushes, mouthwash, or even just a good swished around glass of water. And just because an experience was great the night before does not mean you should seek to replicate it exactly the next morning. This is also a logical flaw.

Fine. I have been swayed.